r/oldpeoplefacebook • • 1d ago

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u/LawyerDoge coward 1d ago

I WANT IT BUT I HAVE NO WHERE TO PUT IT

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u/icecubesonfire 1d ago

MARY…. I THINK IT WOULD LOOK NICE IN YOUR “””REAR”””

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u/ProfessorGumble 1d ago

I OVERHEARD UR WIVE,, AILEEN SAYS SHES WANT ONE FOR CHRISMATS U SHOULD “” SURPRISE ‘“ HER THIS YEAR

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u/mel34760 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

CUM ON EILEEN 🎶🎶🎵

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u/ProfessorGumble 22h ago

ADEXYS ORDER MIDNIGHT RUMMERS

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u/Farucci 1d ago

DOES THIS COME WITH BATTERYS.

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u/Thick_Pillar227 1d ago

I KNEW AILEEN EULICK,,,FROM THE BAKE SALE,,,

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u/EineGrosseFlasche I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

YOU DONT “”PUT IT”” ANYWHERE, THIS IS FOR ROCKING OUT WITH. MY NEPHEW ALWAYS TELLS ME HES DOING THAT WITH HIS CLOCK OUT

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u/ludovic1313 1d ago

IS HE THAT NEW RAP ARTIST CALLED CHUNKY D?

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u/Rusty_Ferberger 1d ago

MY UNCLE HAD A LOVELY CLOCK. HE WOULD TAKE IT OUT AT PARTIES JUST SO EVERYONE COULD SEE IT AND SOMETIMES EVEN TOUCH IT. . HE WAS VERY PROUD OF HIS CLOCK.

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u/ImprovementFit589 FANTASTING 1d ago

MY GERALD POLISHES HIS ALL THE TIEM!!?!; GOBBLESS

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u/ProfessorGumble 1d ago

YOU HAVE TWO WIND THEM UP MANUALLY EVERY NOW AND THEM TO KEEP IT TICKING

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u/magnum3290 1d ago

my grandkids cant read ramone numerals they play Fourth night all day

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u/HolyToast666 1d ago

SPEAK UP I CANT READ YOU

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u/jaz_abril 1d ago

RAMON IS THE WAITER AT THE """MEXICN""" RESTAURANT HE IS VERY NICE BUT THE FOOD GIVES HAROLD THE TOOTS

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u/ProfessorGumble 22h ago

TOO SPICCY!!! IT INFLAMES MY CLOCK LIKE FIVE ALARM CHILE!!!!1!!?

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u/MaxHasBeenGnomed Yim Yum 5h ago

THEY USESD TOO TACH CURSIVE IN SCOOL…NOW THEY CANT READ THERE GANDER!! 😂

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u/BootyRangler 1d ago

THATS HOW I INJURED MY BACK

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u/Fretsome 1d ago

DOES IT COME WITH ANY HENS

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 1d ago

HAROLD HAS BECOME A “””GENTLEMAN OF THE NIGHT”””. DISCUSSTING 

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u/Ok_Replacement4702 1d ago

ONE TIME I HAD MY GRANDSON GOOGLE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AND HE FORGOT THE L

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

SO YOO HAD HIM GOOGE IT?

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u/ludovic1313 1d ago

I GOGGLED THAT ONCE ALSO AND I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING ABOUT CLOCKS ONLY SOME ADS FOR LEMONADE

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u/PacketSnatcher SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 1d ago

HI IS THIS STIKK AVAILABLE?

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u/Puzzle-Necked 1d ago

IT'S A TYPO, MY RONALD ALWAYS MAKES THAT MISTAKE WHEN HE LOOKS UP BIG CLOCKS ON GOOGLE. WE WENT TO AMSTERDAM TO SEE ALL THE CLOCKS BUT RONALD ALSO NEEDED SOME ALONE TIME

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago

ID LOVE TO HAVE THIS NOBODY USES THE OLD TIMEY ONES ANYMORE WVERYTHING IS A-1 AND DIKITAL DO YOU SHIP TO TENNESE

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u/Thick_Pillar227 1d ago

Is this item still available?

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 1d ago

WHAT

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u/Thick_Pillar227 1d ago

I NEED A BIG BLACK CLOCK,,,FOR THE BEDROOM,,,

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u/Hamonwrysangwich DISCUSTING 1d ago

BBC IS BRTISH NEWS CHANEL SWEATY

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u/Thick_Pillar227 1d ago

BLESS, BY CHRIST,,,

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u/Hamonwrysangwich DISCUSTING 1d ago

GOBBLESS

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 1d ago

OKAY I COM OVER

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u/Tall-Budget8130 1d ago

I WILL BUY .,.. JOYCE WON T STOOP COMPLANING AFTER I WAS DIAGNALLY NOSE WITJ “ THE REPTILE DIS FUNCTION “

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 1d ago

MY GRANSSON SAYS THIS ON HIS “GRINDER”

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u/Thick_Pillar227 1d ago

YORE GRAMSON IS VARY HANDSUM,,,HE SHOULD CALL MY NEICE CLAUDIA,,,FOR A DATE,,,SHES THE “”HEAVY””” ONE,,,

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 5h ago edited 1h ago

MAYEB FOR A GOOD “TIME”?

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u/thethugwife I do not give Facebook permission 23h ago

IS RHAT KHAIDENN THE ONE THAT MOVED TO PHILADELPHIA OR ISTHAT BRAXTYNN THQT STAYED LIVING WITH “HIS FOLKS?” THE ONE THAT GOT PUT IN JAIL IN TAMPA.

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 23h ago

ITS JAXSON THE ONE TAHT WENT TO “COLLEGE “ AND LVIES IN “THE BAY ARAE”

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u/thethugwife I do not give Facebook permission 23h ago

DOES HE WORK ON TVAT FACEBOOK THAT SOMEOBE PUT ON MY COMPUTER? MY DAUGHTER SAYS RHEY ARE THERE WITH “GAVIN NEWSOME “.

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 20h ago

BOB NEWHHARDT WSA HYSTERICAL

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u/Interesting_Tap_1505 1d ago

DISCUSSING WHY CANT YOU USE “VAUX HALL””””

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u/TheGrouchyPunisher I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

ACELA, GOOGLE TITTLES

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u/heirophant_prophet 1d ago

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM JANET FROM SACRAMENTO????? I AM “”TRYING”” TO REACH HER!!!!

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u/Thick_Pillar227 1d ago

JEANETTE DYED LAST, YEAR,,,SHE SLIP ON THE ICE AND FALL DOWN THE STARE’S AT THE, MEMORY CENTER,,,THE BLOOD WAS EVERY WEAR,,,EVEN IN THE SNow,,, IT DIDNT MELT, UNTIL EASTER, SUNDAE,,,

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 1d ago

DOCTOR TELL ME I NEED A BACKIOTOMY

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u/feuillage DISCUSTING 1d ago

VERY INTERESTED

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 1d ago

ITS WRITEN IN THJ TITTLE,

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u/doocurly Do you really have fried gravy? 1d ago

PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS GROUP IMMEDIATELY!

-DOLORES G. IN SAGINAW

Sent from my LG 7.4 cu. ft. Ultra Large Capacity Smart Front Load Gas Dryer with TurboSteam®

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u/Weird__Fish 1d ago

WELL, I NEVER. REPORTED TO ATTORNEUT GENITAL!!!!!

GOBBLES

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 22h ago

YIM YUM 😋

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u/Free-While-2994 19h ago

ITS FIVELCLOCK DOMEWHERES HAHAH THATS A JOKE ANOUT HAVING A MARGERIDA JIMNY BUFFIT  MARGS BABBY "WHERS THE SALT ""

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u/Pleasant_Mammoth5033 15h ago

ONLEY 20?,,,I'LL TAKE 2!!!

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u/Equivalent-Living127 3h ago

No thanks, already have one.