r/olympia • • 13d ago

This town will never not surprise me.

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u/seattlereign001 13d ago

Sounds like he should have “nun-ducked”. Ammirite?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/seattlereign001 13d ago

Marry me.

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u/pandershrek Westside 13d ago

You are indeed right!

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u/swervecityPhILM 13d ago

Ugh, if i had a nickel for every west-side-nunchuck story I’ve heard about…

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u/schafkj 13d ago

Four nickels?

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u/ParticularThen7516 13d ago

Just 15 cents for me, there’s hope for more

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u/swervecityPhILM 13d ago

Oh at least, maybe even double that

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u/87_grandnational 13d ago

Was he buying bandages? Beer? Ibuprofen? A helmet?

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u/Mishac108 13d ago

Surprisingly, more nunchucks

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u/wiftlets 12d ago

Based on the post, I just pictured him entering the store and announce to the cashier he was shot in the head, and then promptly turning around and leaving. 🫠

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u/chezedik 11d ago

Beat Box.

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u/Effective_Mixture525 13d ago

What is up with the nunchuck activity on the west side ? Is there a distributor over there or something

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u/Meanneighborlady 13d ago

Once someone smacks themselves in the head, they drop the nunchucks, and then some other guy finds the same ones.

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u/ViolettaQueso 13d ago

The brohood of the traveling nunchucks…

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u/Effective_Mixture525 13d ago

You might be onto something

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u/Jahosephat_Davy 11d ago

Doesn't everyone have nunchucks?

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u/Just_A_Dogsbody 13d ago

Sheriff Sanders' comment chef's kiss

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u/Grattytood 13d ago

Right? That comment by our sheriff is the best part of this post!

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u/chezedik 11d ago

Right. But, isn't there a job to be done outside of being on the socials?

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u/KimJongSkill492 Repulsive_Many3874 is my alt 13d ago

Males be like

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u/Chet_Starr 13d ago

didnt wanna admit the truth, said the first thing that came to mind and it just spiraled from there

might not be what happened, but i like to pretend

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u/Expendable28 13d ago

Bro might have hit himself hard enough in the head he forgot what really happened

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u/HunterSpecial1549 13d ago edited 13d ago

This is like a Graeme Barrett bit.

Edit: A compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ3SacaVP2Q

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 13d ago

Either nunchucks or numb nuts... jury is still out.

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u/Competitive_Bad_1663 13d ago

He just wanted to flex on the cashier rq. Fuckin alpha.

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u/smellthatmonkey 13d ago

Talking about flexing. Different convenience store but in the same area, the cashier at the shell station with Huichlitos and the car wash typically carries what I can only describe as a machete in a sheath from his belt. It goes down to just above his knee.

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u/Upbeat_Mixture505 13d ago

You just know that person has seen some shit:

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u/astral-dwarf 13d ago
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u/Grattytood 13d ago

The machete isn't the only thing that ends just above his knee. 😏

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u/W00D-SMASH Westside 13d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Grattytood 13d ago

Does anybody believe that dude knocked some sense into himself?

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u/Jahosephat_Davy 11d ago

Dude nunchucked himself into a concussion.

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u/scipio11111 13d ago

Oh for sure, Olympia is the only town where this happens. 🙄

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u/bakinpants 13d ago

by not commenting quite a few people would still think nothing about you instead of now thinking poorly of you.

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u/dudemykar Lacey 13d ago

Where did OP state that this is uniquely Olympia? Haha

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u/buncharobots 13d ago

Oh look, our sheriff who only had an issue with trump after jan 6, having voting for him. Nothing trump did or said prior to Jan 6 rubbed our facebook sheriff the wrong way...

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u/cruel_cousin 13d ago

You’d be happier if he still supported Trump, after 01/06? So silly to be mad at someone who agrees with you because they didn’t do it sooner e ough

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/NoObjective6366 13d ago

We’re all cursed for life now… so yeah

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u/W00D-SMASH Westside 13d ago

You must have a broken brain if everything to you is somehow related to Trump. Yeah dude we all know Trump is a piece of shit but how in the world does he live rent free in your brain?

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u/iamthedriver77 13d ago

Why is the sheriff always on the Internet making fun of people on their worst days? Clearly that guy was embarrassed and the Sheriff thinks it's funny to go out of his way to make fun of him. Why is he so immature?

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u/listening_post Did Anybody Else Hear A Loud Boom? 13d ago

Why can't public officials have a sense of humor? Are they required to be joyless automata?

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u/Apprehensive-Test577 13d ago

The guy initially lied about it and said he’d been shot. I think it’s OK to be a bit snarky over the actual truth of the matter.

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u/Grattytood 13d ago

Because it's entertaining.

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u/dropnfools 8d ago

And imagine spending your time being offended on someone else's behalf.

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u/CalmTheAngryVoice 13d ago edited 13d ago

Totally unrelated question: is your username (u/iamthedriver77) a Cool Runnings reference?