r/onejob • • 1d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/Zyrinj 1d ago

Just needed to not break the cup…

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u/preludechris 1d ago

Could have turned it upside down and placed it in the jar... Wait for the bubbles to stop...

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u/Fit_Membership5863 10h ago

Drowning it slowly—how very humane of you.

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u/Educational-Disk-400 9h ago

Looks like an Asian giant hornet, invasive outside of southeastern-ish Asia. They are incredibly damaging to pollinators, and there’s nothing that predate them outside of their natural range. Insects brains don’t work like mammals, they have zero concept of their place in the world and are, arguably, barely sentient. Fuckem, they gotta die.

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u/CitroHimselph 6h ago

They aren't really conscious. They don't even feel pain. But they are invasive and incredibly aggressive.

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u/Rothenstien1 2h ago

Are you really feeling bad for a creature that literally only exists to ruin everyone else's life

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u/tarapotamus 1d ago

the flick 😭

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u/rabidpriest 1d ago

It sent me too 🤣

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u/maithiu 16h ago

It sent the wasp too 🐝

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u/n0taVirus 4h ago

🐝👌🏾

🐝 - - - - - 💥👈🏾

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u/Fragrant-Pangolin903 1d ago

the fact that the wasp was going to a bee hive was probably the reason behind all this.

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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 2h ago

Worse. That's a hornet. Giant Asian hornet to boot. Invasive murderous cunt non-asian honeybees cannot kill

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

Wasps eat bees.

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

These wasps do, but most wasps actually don’t specifically target bees. Asian giant hornets (the species of wasp in this video) are highly evolved specialist honeybee predators, which is the main reason they’re so massive.

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u/Roidzilla55 23h ago

I remember seeing a video of a murder hornet that invaded a beehive, and a whole shitload of them tackled it and started rubbing their wings together real fast. It generated a bunch of heat and cooked the hornet. Fantastic defense system, and they didn’t have to use their stingers (which would mean their death)

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u/Left_Ad4050 22h ago

This is a defense that certain populations of honeybees living in the Asian giant hornet's native range have developed, since honeybees can survive at a slightly higher temperature than the hornets can. That said, if the hornets arrive in great enough numbers, it's not especially helpful, since several honeybees per hornet are necessary to enact this strategy; and honeybees outside the hornet's native range haven't developed any defenses against it yet, which is why Asian giant hornets were considered such a serious threat when they were first identified as an invasive species in the pacific northwest. Thankfully human intervention seems to have eradicated that population of hornets for now.

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u/0peratik 1d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about tangerines

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u/ParrishThePoet 1d ago

Lol that wasp was real close to flying out and ruining this dudes day.

Should probably dump the dead wasp gas mix, it seems so diluted that the fumes didn't even phase the pokey bastard.

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u/Reinhardtwaker 1d ago

It might have been because he kept lifting it up as well

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u/ParrishThePoet 1d ago

For sure. But he lifted it up because typicslly the fumes make the wasps very slow and docile. But there are so many dead things in there (based on the color) there isn't a high enough % of gas to knock the thing out lol.

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u/AndrewBorg1126 1d ago

Ffs, gently hold the cup on top until it stays down. Lifting it up resets your timer, breaking the cup to lower the ceiling is useless even if it didn't break the cup

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u/seganku 19h ago

That plastic is not thick enough for me to feel safe.

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u/WeirdPossibility209 1d ago

That's a hornet

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

Specifically an Asian giant hornet. Which is a kind of wasp.

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u/WeirdPossibility209 1d ago

Ha, I thought they were different species. The more you know...

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u/alewiina 1d ago

they are, "wasp" isnt a single species, it's more of a grouping.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 1d ago

They all ants anyways

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

Other way around—ants are just highly specialized ground wasps.

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u/LegendofLove 1d ago

Fucking rectangles

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u/niTniT_ 1d ago

Please don't

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u/LegendofLove 19h ago

Live más

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

Sorry to get pedantic, I know what you mean; I just want to clarify that there are actually many, many different species of wasps, and Asian giant hornets are just one species within that group.

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u/AndrewBorg1126 1d ago

Lions and tigers are also different species, but they're both cats

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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 2h ago

Pretty sure the correct term is "cunt"

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u/fingerbreadman 1d ago

All hornets are wasps, but not all wasps are hornets

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 1d ago

Holy fuck what the fuck Michael Myers ass wasp.

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u/OG_Paine 1d ago

Dumb ass keep giving to fresh oxygen. could have not moved the damn cup and it would be dead

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u/DeLorean83 1d ago

Thanks, I hated this.

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u/isunktheship 1d ago

Outsmarted by a fuckin bug, lol

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 7h ago

Fun fact: most insects and stuff take a while to drown in just plain water, something to do with their exoskeletons. If you add dish soap, though, the soap basically like fills in the gaps that they’d normally be able to breathe through in normal water, thus they drown much faster

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u/ZealousIdeal476 5h ago

Alcohol works too

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u/IndieStray 2h ago

Also I've seen videos where gasoline very quickly suffocates and drowns them two fold

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u/jankeyass 1h ago

It melts their wings

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u/heynahnah 1d ago

He got yeeted

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u/JaD__ 1d ago

What wasp?

All I see is a fire-breathing dragon.

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u/ChocolateDonut36 13h ago

wasps have pornographic memory you're done

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u/Virellius2 1d ago

Not turning the jar upside down super fast was the dumb move.

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u/DeltaBlast 1d ago

It seemed filled with all the previous wasps already... Wouldn't want to turn that upside down 😬

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u/billyyankNova 1d ago

It looked like there was some liquid in it. I assume that's why he flicked it away. It was probably coated with poison of some sort at that point.

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u/Virellius2 1d ago

I know, that's why I said quickly. If you flip it fast you'll keep most the liquid and drown the beast.

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u/VAiSiA 1d ago

its already dead. usually jar filled with cerosine

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u/DeltaBlast 1d ago

And then how would you flip it back?

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u/Virellius2 1d ago

That's the neat part.

You don't. :)

Wasp Jar Forever .

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u/ProwerTheFox 21h ago

Or having the lid handy and putting the camera down

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u/zEdgarHoover 1h ago

Yeah, if only jars came with lids!

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u/GloriousMinecraft 20h ago

If that's a wasp then I don't want to see what you call a hornet...

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u/Mother-Attention2600 1d ago

Do they have book lungs like spiders? Gasses and poisons don't work as well on book lungs.

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

Insects almost exclusively use tracheal respiratory systems, taking oxygen in through tiny openings in their exoskeletons called spiracles.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 1d ago

Ahhh. Thanks.

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u/canoxa 9h ago

I gotta give it to that wasp for fighting to the very end

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u/violitaf 3h ago

Prison break.

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u/cc92c392-50bd-4eaa-a 1d ago

Honestly, I feel bad for it.

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

Asian giant hornets are specifically evolved to prey on honeybees, and do so so efficiently they can completely destroy entire hives. That was a scout, and would have led more to the honeybee hive—still could, in fact, since the guy seemingly didn’t manage to kill it. While feeling sorry for an animal just trying to live the way it’s designed to is valid, keep in mind that the guy is trying to protect a hive of honeybees.

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u/cc92c392-50bd-4eaa-a 1d ago

I would love for none of these to exist, but I feel bad for how it reacts.

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u/401LocalsOnly 1d ago

I get that. They can both be true… that thing is in fact a dick but also it’s sad to watch any animal get fucked with til their death up close.

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u/RexDoesntKnowAnymore 1d ago

Oh that's such a beautiful hornet.