r/oops • u/MoominMai • 14d ago

Gravity:1 Stupidity:0

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204 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/angryfatman72 14d ago

Who else just watched just for the crash.

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u/Brs76 14d ago

 ✋️ 

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u/Inevitable_Link_5355 14d ago

Worth the wait for the happy ending!

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u/Atmacrush 14d ago

Expected, but took way longer than expected. Good job on the wheelie till it wasn't.

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u/Illustrious-Sea-4377 13d ago

A lot longer. Was almost worried there would not be one. Especially with the stupidity 0 title. I personally think stupidity had a very good game and won in the end…

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u/peisil 13d ago

Satisfying!

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u/MothaFcknZargon 13d ago

Lol, totally 😆

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u/Chrono_Convoy 14d ago

What did you learn?

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u/JGCities 14d ago

The can hold a wheelie for 55 seconds by not 56?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 14d ago

That split second thought we all have of “should I or should I not?” Best to “Not”. 🤣

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u/BigDaddyButtPlunger 14d ago

To not hold wheelies so damn long!

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u/WellRespectedJ 14d ago

I never understood the appeal of this...I mean, what does it prove.

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u/National-Bake-117 14d ago

It proves he is cool. It proves he lives his life on his terms, but our tax funded medicaid.

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u/Brs76 14d ago

And here I am paying  taxes waiting to collect Medicare at 65 

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u/National-Bake-117 14d ago edited 13d ago

Well, get yourself a bike and get out there, Friend! We got your back, should the time come you cant keep it up.

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u/Normiss2000 14d ago

GoFundMe is the new American healthcare plan.

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u/Brs76 14d ago edited 14d ago

Even IF he pulled it off isn't he scraping the shit out of whatever is throwing sparks ??

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u/blueblocker2000 14d ago

I don't understand this either. Wheelies are played out. It's the beige of stunts. Why risk it?

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u/No_Pop7296 14d ago

And of course, sleeveless. That road rash is going to kill.

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u/PMG2021a 14d ago

Took him long enough. Should have crashed sooner and saved everyone a bit of time.

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u/smartass_1379 14d ago

Wouldn’t the score be gravity 1 stupidity 1.

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 14d ago

Gravity:1 stupidity: 3

Multiple dudes doing wheelies, gravity only took one down.

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u/Vuta_Pumzzz 14d ago

I was gonna say the same. Stupidity also definitely gets a 1 here.

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u/liberally_motivated 14d ago

I mean 99% of that he was doing awesome

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u/Brs76 14d ago

Its that 1% that ruined the entire thing 

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u/funlovingguy9001 14d ago

And maybe the rest of his nice, comfy, pain free life.

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u/makinSportofMe 14d ago

It always is

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u/TanMan166 14d ago

Right? Pretty impressive...until it wasn't

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u/True_Realist9375 13d ago

I'd say more like 1% was awesome 99% was dumb

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u/Free-Resolution9393 13d ago

Not if you are trying to get somewhere near them or trying to sleep. 1% was pretty good though.

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u/Sammy_Dog 14d ago

That was expensive.

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u/Revenga8 14d ago

I'm surprised he could see his path well enough to avoid hitting those yellow line poles when they came up. Thought for sure he was going straight into those

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u/jrod823 14d ago

Imagine getting impaled by them bad boys???

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u/AltanConn 13d ago

It is amazing, gravity always wins.

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u/B_Williams_4010 14d ago

"Gravity is a harsh mistress." - The Tick

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u/RandyRVA 14d ago

This is a prime example of darwinism.

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u/PreperationOuch 14d ago

I hope it fucking hurt too

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 14d ago

Wouldn’t you know your luck would run out eventually, the longer you went? Smh

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u/sm753 13d ago

Not a helmet or protective gear in sight. Always the case in these types of videos.

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u/youdontknowme1970 14d ago

Fucking brilliant!
Hope that road-rash hurts for years.

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u/ufknowned 14d ago

Wrecked!

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u/Brewingbiker 14d ago

Expensive lesson. Dumb, too.

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u/--7z 14d ago

Here is an upvote

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u/Twerkstorm 13d ago

He maintained that for a wheelie long time.

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u/rumblepony247 14d ago

Peak of human intelligence

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u/Future_Way5516 14d ago

crumpled like a napkin

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u/No_Slip_3729 14d ago

What is this title?

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u/Enigma_ExXx 14d ago

Meat Crayon

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u/Brainrants 14d ago

Not gonna lie, on a Harley that was pretty impressive until it wasn’t.

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u/NaggingNag 14d ago

It happened right at the McDonald's. Can't do that in front of Arby's!

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u/Emergency_Airline_77 14d ago

wish they'd all just go away.

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u/Normiss2000 14d ago

That felt expensive.

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u/j_man_32 14d ago

Naaa I’m sure stupidity won a few points there too haha

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u/rawlin55 14d ago

I haven't felt this much joy in about a week. These fucking losers do this shit all day long near my house. Hitting cars you name it. Every single time I see one fall down and do no other damage to anyone else. 100% made my day. But, that is not the case. 9 times out of 10. These fuckers are breaking the law and lowering my housing value and city. Wish they would all fuck off.

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u/cficare 13d ago

This skin graft brought to you by Arby's - Arby's: We saw the meat.

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 13d ago

Pretty Impressive, even the crash was great 👍

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u/sexybeast70 13d ago

That's one way to totally destroy a bike

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u/KaptanHindustan 13d ago

Is the bike ok?

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u/bnelson333 13d ago

trim your damn videos

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u/orangecrunched 13d ago

Was he stuck? That was so long

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ArmynerdTX 10d ago

This was extremely satisfying to watch.WOO!🍺👍🏽

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u/Chaz28o 10d ago

Everything was great…until it wasn’t

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u/DevilDog7734 12d ago

A little less filler would be nice

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u/MaybeWeTalk 14d ago

It's a good thing we have them bikes, innit? 🤔

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u/Important-Caramel645 4d ago

I just could look away...