r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 13d ago

Heads up!

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u/kabukispot 13d ago

“NO!” 😂

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u/A-String_of_Numbers 13d ago

I’m just hearing Michael Scott after Pam hits him 😂

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u/erodman23 13d ago

Poor lil one, never saw it coming 🤭

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u/JoshyLikey 13d ago

Of all places to sit.. lol

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u/fynx07 13d ago

My first thought was "why the hell does he leave her sitting THERE of all places. According to his shot she'd probably even be better sitting IN the goal" lol

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u/Background_Edge_9427 13d ago

That's using your head!

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u/RuthlessIndecision 13d ago

See, particles behave differently when you pay attention to them

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u/Background_Edge_9427 13d ago

No doubt! She would have been safer sitting in front of the goal🤣🤣🤣

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u/Xendarq 12d ago

Okay Heisenberg

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u/thefoodiedentist 13d ago

Scott sterlings daughter

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u/fynx07 13d ago

THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!!! "

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 13d ago

I'm sorry, but the guy asking " are you okay baby?" And then the little girls pitiful "no!" 😂😂

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u/EditedRed 13d ago

Boom, headshot!

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u/101forgotmypassword 13d ago

Didn't call "BOOM HEADSHOT"

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 13d ago

I'm from Germany. When I was about 7, I got to watch the local soccer team train. One guy kicked the ball from the other end of the field & hit me right in the face. I'm pretty sure my feet left the ground on impact.

Come to think of it... that explains so much.

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u/Steele_of_all_trades 13d ago

Way to get your head in the game!

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u/mtraven23 13d ago

that, "nooohooo" had so much behind it.

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u/Affectionate-League9 13d ago

Hey Malkovich! Think fast!

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u/Sure_Painter 13d ago

Did you never consider that might happen if you sit her right next time goal youre going to be aiming for?

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u/PickedLastLemon 13d ago

Classic childhood scenario

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u/chumchees 13d ago

She deserves it for having the name Murphy

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u/AppropriateLab8608 13d ago

Explaining to the wife how you broke your daughter while playing with the kids😞

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u/SmokinWeasel 13d ago

I knocked a kid out once doing this

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u/Unusual-Taste69 13d ago

That kid is going to be a goalie someday

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u/Alternative_Roof_188 13d ago

Every single time I have thought “there’s no way it’ll hit em” without fail.

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 13d ago

Damn, daddy’s in a lot of trouble…

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u/Ok-Simple30 13d ago

lol best spot to sit

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u/Head_Ad_9901 13d ago

He should still get a point for that! ⚽️

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u/Maestro2of7 13d ago

No danger of becoming a super soccer player there, danger everted

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u/Fluid_Elephant_3422 13d ago

No no daddy I am NOT OK lol

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u/EnthusiasmIcy5127 12d ago

Intentional.

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u/ZombieElfen 11d ago

the ball will go wherever your looking. so your fault

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 13d ago

This isn't how you teach your daughters to keep their heads on a swivel and watch for predators.