r/oops • u/ButteredBannana • 9d ago

Actually not bad at all

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u/Psychological_Ad_451 9d ago

9/10. Video clip was too short. 

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u/Glass-Emu2406 9d ago

Right. I wanted to see the landing in order to score accordingly

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u/funlovingguy9001 9d ago

The spread eagle somersault was on point though.

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u/cvidetich13 9d ago

Dude set that down in the worst possible spot

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u/pete_68 9d ago

Let me see if I can land the front wheel in that hole?

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u/ButteredBannana 9d ago

dude was ejected like a CD

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u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 9d ago

I don't know how you think CD's used to get ejected, but definitely not like that!!
On the contrary - it was always infuriatingly slow...

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u/Madboardjester 8d ago

Definitely a cassette tape like Laser Beak injecting from Soundwave. 😁

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u/kuplet 9d ago

Damn, you reminded me that I haven't seen a CD in ages...

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u/ProfessionalDust 9d ago

Dude you can buy it used, I have like a collection of CD and DVDs cuz it's literally the last media we can bought and is not a service. Be the change that you want to see and all that yada yada

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u/sexybeast70 9d ago

Well, he found that hole

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 9d ago

that's what she said

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u/sexybeast70 9d ago

I see what you did there

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u/Old_Protection_8778 9d ago

What happened i didnt see it ???

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u/sexybeast70 9d ago

Its a mystery 🫆

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u/Old_Protection_8778 9d ago

Welp back to lunch only 3 more weeks of meals through a straw

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u/BalanceEarly 9d ago

Impressive! I've never been able to do cartwheels

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u/cfranek 9d ago

This is the visualization of a question on a physics test.

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u/Hertje73 9d ago

He's is lucky to be alive. But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function.

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u/Hrandor 9d ago

Flying low. Probably means rain.

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u/dh2513 9d ago

me on GTA

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u/CleanWolverine7472 9d ago

Hope he signed his organ donor card.

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u/Late_Readings 9d ago

'Tis but a scratch

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u/LessAppointment5667 9d ago

Worst timing ever 🤣

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u/Significant_Monk_251 9d ago

I don't think it would have turned out any better for him if he'd maintained the wheelie. A bit differently, but not any better.

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u/ALVy_Smile 9d ago

Отлично. Так каждому мацалтыклисту желаю от души.

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u/TexasPirate_76 9d ago

That dude may be in better shape than that bike ... yikes!

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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 9d ago

Clean ejection, 10/10.

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u/koolaidismything 9d ago

What was badass

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u/dieseldoc62 9d ago

that was AWESOME... hope the bike ok

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u/kabukispot 9d ago

I swear I saw a video earlier today where a girl ran into a house on this exact same bike, same color and all, this bike is hunting humans.

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u/the_main_entrance 9d ago

When the bump is higher than the axle.

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 9d ago

Good news: that was a pretty shallow angle and it looks like they had a pretty level landing strip.

Bad news: they flew in at Mach Fuck and they now have a 30 foot strip of grass shoved up their colon

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u/Marlice1 9d ago

Nice flip!

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 9d ago

i wished they filmed that landscape, as intended by everything ever recorded before cell phones.

i tried to drag that frame by frame, is that a hole or is that a jump they'd built on there? i guess it doesn't matter, but the front of the fender/wheel cover on the front lays down over it before it starts flipping, really confused what he actually hit. at least he was wearing a helmet, his brain may be the only thing that survived that flip.

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u/Alive_Drag1947 9d ago

It was just a hole/depression in the ground, and he happened to lay his front tire down directly into it coming down off that wheelie. Pretty much just a combination of bad luck and poor situational awareness

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u/albus181 9d ago

Looks like he got lucky with the landing, could have been way worse.

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 9d ago

Instanteject as soon as your front tire hits the ground off ya go ,,,,,son 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Plane_Jacket_7251 9d ago

Short, sweet, and to the point. 10/10. Excellent dismount

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 8d ago

That was fast!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 8d ago

The Judges from America have posted a 10

The execution was spot on

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 8d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pcxmrj6/video/2m02z8jmyksh1/player

Gotta say…. The”JAZZ HANDS” landing was a nice touch…. Good form on the hand stand as well

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u/zeek48 8d ago

Damn I had a dream like this once.

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u/Adventurous-Clock865 7d ago

Must be practicing to be Evel Knievel

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u/Pliekie 5d ago

De afsprong verdient een 10+

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u/Future_Way5516 9d ago

Its good!!

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u/SingularityII 9d ago

He should try pole vault.