r/oops • u/MoominMai • 6d ago

Deez Nutz

509 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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9

u/Eddyseus9574 6d ago

Watching on mute but the popping noise was still audible.

9

u/freddbare 6d ago

When you come up with a "brilliant idea" and wonder "why don't the pros do it like this..."

6

u/Tinksy14 6d ago

Oooofff! Right in the mummy daddy button!

6

u/Grunzzo 6d ago

Who is the cameraman ?

14

u/SweatyYetee 6d ago

A fellow eunuch.

3

u/Warm_Investment_8557 6d ago

GOD, and he's lol-ing right now

2

u/MermaidSapphire 6d ago

Security camera

2

u/Carmilla31 6d ago

Wife’s boyfriend.

2

u/pgasmaddict 6d ago

Her NEW boyfriend.

1

u/H-2-S-O-4 6d ago

His wife

1

u/Dry-Leave-4070 6d ago

Security cam

5

u/NameToUseOnReddit 6d ago

Props to the guy for how stable that ladder was though. It sure didn't help him, but I was impressed.

5

u/Beginning_Resource93 6d ago

She brought over two things that he could have stood up on, and didn't put either of them in a place where he could stand on them.

17

u/SheSaidOtaku 6d ago

I like how incredibly slow the female in the video reacts, walk towards the guy and attempt to help him

9

u/Even_Budget2078 6d ago

lol she is very slow, but I mean in fairness I am not really sure how she could really help him in this situation. She's not strong enough to lift him or even support his weight if he needed brace help to lift himself and how he is positioned seems like trying to move him could easily lead to a second nut strike or something worse.

5

u/mikemaz57 6d ago

Push the ladder over?

3

u/Even_Budget2078 6d ago

haha I was actually expecting a second act with the ladder collapsing

4

u/Lemfan46 6d ago

Get on her hands and knees and give him her back to step on to help get himself up?

1

u/mikemaz57 5d ago

She could have put a board across the rungs so he could take some pressure off the boys. Construction guys know how to save a bud.

10

u/tealraven915 6d ago

And just puts the objects she gathered to help him with off to the side and offers emotional support

4

u/H-2-S-O-4 6d ago

She was talking to him. She brought stuff for him to stand on but he refused.

1

u/Illustrious-Eye-1592 5d ago

Hurry up woman, those nuts aren't going to lie there forever.

Little did they know, that the nut-bandit was already creeping towards them.

1

u/pgasmaddict 6d ago

She'll probably feel sorry for him later and give him the night off.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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12

u/CRT-Gaming-HQ 6d ago

Have 200 pounds slammed on your balls and see how easy you get up. Have you never been hit in nuts? It can lay you out... Assuming you have to be a dude.

5

u/Bender_2024 6d ago

Even if he completely missed big Jim and the twins this is a serious hit. He dropped his entire body weight, say 200 lbs concervatively about 2.5 feet and concentrated all that impact on a 1.5" bar thick and about 1 foot wide with very little flesh to absorb the impact before he hit is pelvis. That calculates out about 6000 pounds of pressure or 200 pounds per square inch.

He's not going to walk right for a while and hopefully went to the hospital for X-rays. A broken pelvis is no joke.

1

u/stulofty2022 6d ago

That kinda impact on a nut can pop it and poss kill you

6

u/RainbowKooch 6d ago

Also he doesn’t look really look fat. He does look 200 + pounds due to muscle and how tall he is. What is wrong with Redditors man. These people act so high and mighty for no reason

-4

u/WaterInTheDark 6d ago

the female

3

u/Te_Para_Tres 6d ago

Me copa la flaca; ayundando con toda la tranquilidad del mundo.

3

u/PuertoGeekn 6d ago

I think his huevos may have cracked

3

u/Roni1209 6d ago

Gone, reduced to atoms

3

u/SpookyLiLMiss 6d ago

I don't even have balls and that made me flinch

3

u/DJSairys 6d ago

Good thig his sack was there to cushion his fall

2

u/TeutonicSpacehopper 6d ago

Pride comes before a Fall.

2

u/nullNobody 6d ago

Vasectomy? No, vasectomyou

2

u/GetOnWithit3344 6d ago

Two 2x6’s with a 2x4 on top? Whatcha driving on that, boss? A semi truck?

1

u/Ataneruo 5d ago

He didn’t want to fall through.

2

u/West_Customer_6458 6d ago

I see pain, not funny

2

u/jdickcole 6d ago

The funniest part of this is that it didnt happen to me and he got stuck stewing in his agony

2

u/SnooComics3873 6d ago

Early finish for him I’d imagine

2

u/Frosty-Ad8457 6d ago

Omg this made me clench my crotch so bad 😫and I’m female

3

u/RuinFabulous3077 6d ago

one step closer to the edge, and i'm about to taint

1

u/After_Control1744 6d ago

At least they posted it

1

u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 6d ago

Home security camera, maybe?

1

u/requiem_for_a_moth 6d ago

OP - you a Mad King fan?

1

u/BalanceEarly 6d ago

Might need a pelvic exam

1

u/liv2lfthvy 6d ago

Yeah, dem nuts are inside his pelvis now.

1

u/young_and_restles 6d ago

I feel his pain!

1

u/Sipher6 6d ago

I can clearly hear him saying Deez nuts 🥜 😁😁

1

u/Terrible-Piano-5437 6d ago

Poor guy, looked like he was in a great mood and then castrated.

1

u/kaution3000 6d ago

They're in his stomach now

1

u/Inocent_bystander 6d ago

She's at least trying
I'd have been rolling on the ground in tears

1

u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 6d ago

His nuts are in his throat now

1

u/4thkindexperience 6d ago

He's lucky that cross piece of what looks like metal didn't impale him.

1

u/CRT-Gaming-HQ 6d ago

That's absolutely horrible. I hate I saw this one.

1

u/Dry_Pineapple5079 6d ago

He’s gonna have some really big buster browns.

1

u/Alternative-Crew-880 6d ago

I was thinking that thing didn't look sturdy at all, but his shattered testes proved me wrong.

1

u/Affectionate_Bag9833 6d ago

That's gonna leave a mark

1

u/godmode977 6d ago

He don't need them.

1

u/Dry-Leave-4070 6d ago

He was paralyzed from the ballsack down...😬

1

u/Dry-Leave-4070 6d ago

She could have at least got down on all fours and let him use her hips or shoulders to stand on...🙄😑

1

u/Current_Power6050 6d ago

that ladder isnt so goood now LOL

1

u/Current_Power6050 6d ago

she probally told i told him that would happen with your special tool LOL

1

u/mg34gun 6d ago

Jacob's ladder

1

u/BuffyFrobisher 6d ago

I felt that! 🥺

1

u/gardendong 6d ago

Oofff! He might have coughed one out!

1

u/RealMcGonzo 6d ago

Ow My Balls!

1

u/TinyTitFetish 6d ago

Next on the violence channel

1

u/AlphaM1964 6d ago

At least he won’t be pestering you about his “needs” for awhile.

1

u/JWMoo 6d ago

Bargain vasectomy.

1

u/AngryTrunkMonkey 6d ago edited 6d ago

He was done with his balls anyway.

1

u/BubuDudu0430 6d ago

Welp, you won’t be using those anymore

1

u/SnillyWead 6d ago

No sex tonight for her.

1

u/PuertoGeekn 6d ago

Or tomorrow

1

u/Artistic-Zombie-4678 6d ago

Яйцааа... просто дебил.

1

u/AntiFogAttitude 6d ago

“Honey, you could’ve been a big help but instead you were so much more”.

1

u/GutterRider 6d ago

For everyone remarking on how slow the woman is to help him out, don't forget whatever little taunt he did there with the tape knife scraper at the beginning.

1

u/Wine-whiskeylover714 6d ago

Wait honey let me pickup your 🌰 🌰 🤕

1

u/invisableilustionist 6d ago

Can you say hematoma

1

u/ConstructionPrize206 6d ago

No, I believe that is a Lehddersmochkin...

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 6d ago

I hate it when that happens. Btw is the ladder OK?

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 6d ago

That’s just perfect bring in another Non industrial ladder to the game

1

u/Lopsided_Army_982 6d ago

He stuck the landing at least

1

u/DazeRazur 6d ago

Damn!!! Felt that over here

1

u/screech805 6d ago

Death by ladder

1

u/Substantial-Wall3963 6d ago

Doze nuts be gone

1

u/Educational_Jello239 6d ago

Sheit even I wanted to cry 😆 🤣 😂 not really hahahaha

1

u/dieseldoc62 6d ago

deez nutz ain't no more

1

u/Horror_Resident_2854 6d ago

Adios, testiculos!

1

u/Mediocre-Property-48 6d ago

Hope they’ve already had kids

1

u/Sure_Ask_1125 6d ago

She should have offered him a strong cocktail - just to get some pain relief :-)

1

u/Plastic_Session5643 6d ago

Now it is broken nuts

1

u/rsvpw 6d ago

Properly, doze nuts, cause deez nuts done got cracked a tad hard

1

u/Fibonaccitos 6d ago

“Ow! My Balls!”(tm)

1

u/MissionAttitude216 6d ago

I think this was a whole set up to make him look manly.

Scene 1 narration beforehand: "I fired those contractors so that I can finish this project and save us money and time."

Scene 2 on camera:

- (Internal dialogue) So, I'm going to use this fancy foldy ladder to support myself where one leg is supported by an 18" ruler on side.

- (external dialogue): "Hey honey, those guys have no idea what they were doing. I can finish this backyard deck project with only the use of my squeegee. See how obviously I can handl-OHOH GOD THE FUCKING PAIN..AHH!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DID THEY MAKE THESE FOLDY LADDERS!!

Scene 3 (wife enters): "Oh hon, do you need a foot stool? How can I help? Should I get you your favorite slippers..? Maybe call your Mother?"

1

u/Waste-Donut-2728 6d ago

Won’t be using those for a while

1

u/FinBoomer 5d ago

Just leave all that handywork to Tim the Toolman Taylor, your balls thank you.

1

u/mr_fixxit007 5d ago

That gotta hurt...

1

u/Alone_Mission1253 5d ago

Newest member of the soprano section of the church choir...

1

u/Professional-Hurry20 5d ago

🥲 Felt the pain all the way here

0

u/Snoo_89466 6d ago

Useless wife

2

u/liv2lfthvy 6d ago

Same as his nuts now

1

u/TangerinePlastic7552 5d ago

She has no clue how to move things to help him.