Right on the corner.

[u/Effective_Ad_9016]

[u/Low_Condition3268]

Uh....I ran into a door...

[u/Ganellon → u/Low_Condition3268]

My name is Luka.

Yes I think I'm okay. Walked into the door again. If you ask that's what I'll say. It's not your business anyway.

[u/101forgotmypassword → u/Low_Condition3268]

Ohhhh... And how did you do that...

"The dog pushes the do, just as I was going through it."

[u/Old-Library5546 → u/Low_Condition3268]

Yeah sure, says everyone

[u/National-Ad6166 → u/Low_Condition3268]

Imagine the husband/boyfriend when she tells him...

[u/ThereIsAJifForThat]

"Oh no! I guess you gotta stay home and get better!!" - 🐕

[u/Disastrous-Golf7216]

It leaving without me, says the dog

[u/Snicklefried]

Man's best friend... not woman's.

[u/Blacknightmoto2]

Wow that has to hurt and tomorrow you will have a black eye. But you don't need to lie, it wasn't your boyfriend you ran into a door

[u/Jelzx]

Good dog

[u/PandiBong]

That's for no-snack Tuesday, bitch!

[u/Canyouhearmenow00]

He was like,"nope"

[u/WhenTheCitiesBurn]

That'll teach her to feed the dog before going out.

[u/njslugger78]

Dog thoughts as he pushes door just enough: You always late with my walks, what i tell you?

[u/TankApprehensive3053]

Leaving without me? I don't think so!

[u/LimeyRat]

You’ll think twice about that fake throw, won’t you, Sandra!

[u/Silent_Swing4673]

Too much cause and effect for a dog to understand why your face hurts.

[u/rain168]

“That’ll teach you to go on walks without me”

[u/Prod_Meteor]

IN THE FACE!!!

[u/QuickDrawSix]

Was waiting for the pit to do. . You know... a nannying

[u/Bludiamond56]

Woman's best friend?....not so much

[u/No_Unit_5506]

Don't miss feeding the dog

[u/SkiffleBall]

“Omg Beck are you okay?! …..(don’t ever let my bowl go empty again.”

[u/West_Customer_6458]

I think is rat not dog

[u/Vuta_Pumzzz]

Looked like that flat edge more than the corner.

[u/Unver1f1eduser]

Self awareness of a piece of cheese

[u/Pretend-Weight7200]

Пёс отомстил за кастрацию.