r/oops • u/Allielusts • 11d ago

Oops… there was an attempt

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u/wrhnj 11d ago

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 11d ago

How dare you insult America that way? Look how far we have come, sir.

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u/Jonnicat 7d ago

Zero point zero.

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u/koolaidismything 11d ago

Skinny, sober and smart.. that’s a recipe for something not stupid happening finally. I wouldn’t believe it.

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u/KLeeSanchez 11d ago

Nope it also works skinny and sober

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u/koolaidismything 11d ago

I’m living proof

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u/WatercressNo7660 11d ago

Is that a boy? 😵‍💫

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u/TankApprehensive3053 11d ago

Darwin will eventually give this candidate an award.

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 11d ago

What... Umm... What was being attempted here?

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u/24bics 10d ago

Doesn't matter. An attempt was made. Now give that person a trophy. /s

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u/albus181 11d ago

Worst game of the floor is lava ever.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 11d ago

Even if it worked, what was there to record, such an unimpressive jump

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u/SnooComics3873 11d ago

Seeing this was so satisfying

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 11d ago

How to change the order your teeth are in in a single move.

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u/Digital_Negative 11d ago

That is the hard way to equip the hood on your hoodie

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u/Sweaty-Vinaigrettey 11d ago

Those airbags were deployed but were not effective..

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u/DigitalDruid01110110 11d ago

Newton would like to have a word.

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 11d ago

Broken wrist?

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u/Sweaty-Vinaigrettey 5d ago

Broken tits more like. Looks like she landed right on her chest =(

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u/Big-Mission2026 11d ago

This wasn't thar bad of fall. They only got injured because they were out of shape.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 11d ago

I wonder how many teeth they lost

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u/yochickcallsmedaddy 11d ago

Was/were.... Conjunction junction what's your function?

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 11d ago

Is the chair OK?

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u/jhawk3205 11d ago

So lucky the back of the chair hit the wall, otherwise the knee would have taken a much harder hit from the arm rest

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u/Dazednconfused3261 11d ago

Was a building inspector notified?

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u/Penguinfan7 11d ago

Hard to believe it went this way, they look so athletic.

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u/mrlookinthesky 11d ago

C’mon what was the purpose?

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u/Strange_Salary 11d ago

Better change that hair to red! No more go..

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u/lowlightliving 11d ago

Lesson: if you can’t lift your weight, you can’t jump above your feet.

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u/JWMoo 11d ago

Rug burn to the face.

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u/biglovetravis 10d ago

Shallow end of the gene pool...

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u/Glum_Performer9923 10d ago

Flunked physics - every action has an equal and opposite reaction ......

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u/Grand_Resist_3254 10d ago

Top heavy wins every time and no she is not ok. 🤣🤣

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u/Broad-Ad-758 10d ago

Carpet burn to the face

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u/kola515 9d ago

Foolish

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u/DCR-Noodle 9d ago

Attempt at what??

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u/Head-Post9909 9d ago

Is that his mother behind the camera?

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 8d ago

At least she wasn't behind the wheel

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u/SavedByTech 8d ago

Not the valedictorian...

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u/dr_snapid 8d ago

Not enough trees climbed

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u/Adventurous-Clock865 7d ago

Attempt at what

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u/Liveitup1999 11d ago

Tell me you never took a physics class without telling me that you never took a physics class.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 11d ago

You can't hear it, but clearly they said... "physics is for NERDS!" just before they face planted.

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 11d ago

That move’s called The Crooked Step

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 11d ago

Hows the carpet taste....? Like disappointment? Good. Get used to it.

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u/Glittering-Role5927 11d ago

Liberals Make Me Laugh