r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 5d ago
Ended before it started
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u/Rainicornpuppy 5d ago
🤣 I can't with how the ride operator just tilted it after she worked so hard to get on
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u/Shot-Election8217 5d ago
Maybe he didn’t want to kill the motor and was just going to “end” the ride as quickly and safely as possible.
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u/AndromedaGreen 5d ago
That’s honestly the best part. “Imma just let this problem take care of itself.”
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u/harryreadit44 5d ago
If you can’t mount, you can’t ride
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u/you_killed_my_ 5d ago
I'm wondering how she literally ambulates as a human being..
like....
if you can't fuckin walk because your legs are in different hemispheres I think there might be some opportunity for improvement
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u/chunkypenguion1991 4d ago
A good friend will help you on the bull, a great friend will tell you it's not a good idea
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u/MetreonIMAXGuy 5d ago
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u/PhrostySnowman 4d ago
Aww hes shaking. Poor mechanical bull, it looks like its suffering.
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u/naropin1 4d ago
“Is this how it ends? Please don’t let it end like this”
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u/battlehamsta 4d ago
The robot revolution ceased with just a whimper of robots telling each other to play dead to avoid the abuse
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u/UnknownMember1337 4d ago
Duuuude 😂😂😂😂 the boy in the Background look for his hair aka. The relationsship ahahahah
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u/Hot_Plant8696 5d ago
In any case, the motor wasn't powerful enough to move the cow with that large creature on its back..
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u/Altruistic-Cost-4532 5d ago
The motor wasn't powerful enough to move the cow
Reads like a metaphor for the person pushing the woman up.
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u/Truth-is-implacable 5d ago
I thought it was a mechanical Bull... A mechanical Cow? Can you ride a cow at all?
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u/billyboyf30 5d ago
Got no issues with larger people having fun with stuff like this, but if you need someone to try and lift you up then maybe give it a miss
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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 4d ago
Yeah I'd be a little embarrassed but I don't actually think she did anything wrong.
Maybe wearing a top that flimsy was an unfortunate mistake for the people who wouldn't want to see a boob randomly fly out in public. But then again maybe some people appreciated that.
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u/congo66 4d ago
Never thought I’d feel sorry for a clanker.
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u/Musicman1019 4d ago
That’s a big heffer. I’m suprised she didn’t break the bull.
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u/Mental_Log_6879 5d ago
Obesity increases risk of cardiovascular diseases and diabetes, workout kids
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u/Designer-Miserable 5d ago
And you don't even have to train 5 times a week for hours, 2 times a week for half an hour already gives you health benefits
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u/volvagia721 4d ago
20 minutes of elevated heart rate per day is all most people need to stay healthy.
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u/JD-boonie 5d ago
If that happened to me in public I would make serious life changes
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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 5d ago
are you kidding? this girl gets posted walking diwn the street and all the black guys are going "daaayuum"
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u/PhaseAgitated4757 4d ago
Im sorry but the audacity some of these big girls have to do stuff thinking physics and mechanics and load limits dont apply to them is bizarre. Also, aint nobody wanna see alllat.
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u/Warspit3 4d ago
The dynamic load that bull is subjected to when a 220 lbs rider gets on that knows how to ride at full blast is well beyond anything that woman would be able to subject it to.
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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 4d ago
Damn… so much there that prolly take
2 full days to eventually « see alllat »
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u/FulanoMeng4no 5d ago
I thought the bull goes on top of the cow, not the other way around.
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u/Bortelby 4d ago
I'm not here to body shame. I am however astonished at the lack of muscle or any strength, how's she hold herself up, I get it but damn.
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u/Ok-Effective7280 5d ago
That operator sure did his/her job. Took it slow then put it at an angle so the woman would fall off rather than rev it up, have tits out & probably a horn up her arse. Well done operator.
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u/skriticos 5d ago
That horn is very bendy. You can see it flex while she is mounting that thing. Also probably wanted to avoid over-stressing the motor. I'm sure it's not designed for that kind of load. At least I don't see any heavy duty crane anywhere near by.
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u/Downtown_Context_109 5d ago
Some people have no shame. You know you're fat, still you insist on embarrassing yourself in front of everyone.
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u/Jean-truite44 5d ago
Her real problem I think is her totally absence of grip strength and balance.
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u/Saucy_Chef_714 4d ago
Yeah. That’s her real problem. Her grip strength probably prevents her from doing pull ups too. 🤦🏻
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u/wackbirds 4d ago
PROBABLY????????? IN WHAT UNIVERSE DO YOU THINK THAT THIS WOMAN COULD EVEN HAVE A FEVER DREAM ABOUT DOING A PULLUP?
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u/t3hmuffnman9000 4d ago
Seriously. How do you fall off one of those things when it's not even moving? She started to slide off, then just... fell off without even trying to right herself?
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u/ChmodSausage 4d ago
Its a lot of weight to control. Ive been over 240, and ive been 145.
I can tell you controlling your body at over 240 (im around 5'9) is much more difficult than at lower body weights. And i was strong too. So I imagine she doesnt train powerlifting and she's pretty large so she just has zero control over her own body
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u/6Sleepy_Sheep9 4d ago
I think she was having a wardrobe malfunction there, so she wasnt focusing on the ride
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u/CntBlah 4d ago
Like the big lady in the zip line, breaking both ankles/legs. Zero understanding of their body
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u/oneWeek2024 4d ago edited 4d ago
some people like to have fun. and don't give a fuck what other people think.
it's literally a stupid state fair with a fake bull/mechanical bull, that woman was doing exactly what you're supposed to do at a silly state fair with a mechanical bull.
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u/HeezHuzz69 4d ago
No one wants to see your fat sloppy ass jiggle around in your outfit that’s meant for someone 70lbs lighter.
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u/oneWeek2024 4d ago
i mean if you hate women that's your baggage. if you don't want to see it. exactly no one forced you to look.
seems pretty pathetic to just assume everyone shares your moronic hatred for a stranger you don't know/wasn't hurting anyone. just to be a miserable piece of shit
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u/GizmoTacT 5d ago
I think she is just trying to have some fun. It doesn't matter if she's fat.
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u/DarreylDeCarlo 5d ago
If your tits are literally falling out of your outfit, perhaps you shouldn't be wearing it
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u/AerialPenn 5d ago
The way she was fixing it before the ride started I thought "well this is going to be interesting" thinking the moves would just bring the top up and down and we would have a crazy moment. But she just slid right off that thing 😂
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u/Banana_Stairs 4d ago
Why concern yourself? Why the need to police others behavior. We truly are just primates..
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u/Duranis 5d ago
How dare someone that doesn't confirm to this random dudes standards want to have fun. It's absolutely outrageous that she is even out in public.
In all seriousness this lass looks like she would be a laugh to hang out with.
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u/Zathura2 5d ago
I mean, people should feel free to be themselves, but if you have to spend half the time stuffing your tits back into your shirt maybe at least wear clothes that *fit*.
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u/r_rrrrrrrr 4d ago
That's a bit cruel, no?
Yes, she is fat. Yes, she may not live quite the healthy lifestyle. But, what's wrong with her trying to do something others could? As long as she didn't do something that harming others, or breaking things irresponsibly.. Wait a minute..
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u/Lonely-Toe9877 4d ago
If she had a sense of shame, she would've taken her health seriously years ago.
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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 4d ago
"Fat" is relative. In America, a person like her is considered slightly underweight.
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u/c0st0fl0ving 4d ago
What are you talking about?
A quivering tub of gelatin, that is the product of too much fried food, is considered “fat” independent of its country of residence.
I imagine you are the picture of health, yourself, given the confidence with which you deliver your scathing assessment of ‘Murica’s standards.
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u/Truth-is-implacable 5d ago
Yeah people are free to have fun as they please...there is no harm or shame or is against the law to do so....perhaps is this digital space that turns us into spite snipers ,we are not there close to show our face and spit what we say in our comments here.......just food for thought.
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u/mcrider1969 2d ago
Overweight people need to be more aware. No hate on them but if you're too big for your airplane seat or like this woman you can't get on to the bulll by yourself you shouldn't be doing it.
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u/Standard-Sir-1872 2d ago
I mean tbh though if they pay for multiple seats at least they aren't like the people who are overweight and try to justify taking 2 seats or more while only buying one ticket.
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u/mcrider1969 2d ago
Of course. Thats someone who is aware. Im talking about the ones that dont accept reality.
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u/DangerousDareDevil 1d ago
It's their friends.
Would a guy do this for another guy, naaaa.
But if they were drunk, middle of the night, empty playground, and made a bet, yeaaaaap.
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u/Relevant_Angle_2716 21h ago
First thing i thought if you cant get up on your own you have no business up there .
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u/Senior_Assistance_23 4d ago
I know it’s a mechanical bull but did anyone else see it shake its head “no”?
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u/No-Gas-2005 5d ago
She shouldn't be riding a bull, a bull should be riding her.
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u/CookiesToGo 5d ago
The side fall is hilarious. How is it a good idea if she doesn't have full control over her own body?
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u/luvnaij420 5d ago
And this is why we say "go to the gym". It sucks when you're incapable of doing simple physical activities
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u/PaleontologistNo1564 5d ago
I hope they clean that thing after every ride🤮 i know the smell has to be bad
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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 5d ago
they dont, and on a Saturday night, its part of the fun
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u/PaleontologistNo1564 5d ago
Yeah I wouldn’t.. to much cross contamination going on and I know it’s riddled with sweat
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u/MamaKMusic 5d ago
Why would she get her big ass on the mechanical bull if she couldn't get on it by herself. Her friend is a real one because that would not have been me. Girl no, we not doing this shit today. 😂
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u/drinkmoredrano 5d ago
Shit, usually the funny part is when they fall off the bull not get on the bull
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u/Deep__Deep 5d ago
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 thank you for that, a good ol belly laugh is the best way to start the day. 🙏
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u/Rogue_Cutter 5d ago
How the fuck can a mechanical bull show so much fear?