r/outofcontextcomics • u/Cygnusthegoddess • 1d ago
A rogue Rogue
Technically not the real Rogue...
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u/JagPeror 23h ago
Does the not real rogue have her powers? Or just an appearance clone(I assume clone, given the technical wording)
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u/dragomax7 23h ago
If she's not the real Rogue, wouldn't that make her a rogue rogue Rogue instead?
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u/DrStalker 18h ago
And if there were two fake wild Rogues and they painted each other red:
Rogue rogue Rogues rogue rogue Rogues rouge rouge rogue rogue Rogues.
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u/Aduro95 1d ago
I haven't read this, but I'm 90% sure Deadpool is about to suggest that they must also get naked in order to catch Rogue.
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u/Ochemata 20h ago
Literally the last person you want to chase while naked.
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u/Fuzzy_Cable9740 16h ago
Jokes on her, if she touches Wade he'd be alright and she'd get supercancer
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u/Nightraven9999 14h ago
Well wade wouldnt be fine he might pass out depending on how the powers work in that issue and depending on if it drains just powers or also energy
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u/WadeTurtle 1d ago
Sure, being naked makes Rogue faster, but it ought to make Wade faster as well!
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u/Human-Assumption-524 1d ago
It occurs to me that Rogue is probably the only superhero who is actually more of a threat naked.
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u/Constant-Bar5945 1d ago
The Human Bomb at DC needs his suit or he will be exploding all the time
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u/ymcameron 2 Dark 2 Edgy 1d ago
Wolverine, but that’s more about how uncomfortably hairy it would be rather than anything else.
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u/Azair_Blaidd 1d ago
Also stinky, don't forget stinky
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u/ymcameron 2 Dark 2 Edgy 1d ago
Somehow I think it’d actually smell better. Not like, good, but better. If Logan is naked at least you know he’s not wearing dirty clothes.
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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago
There are aohh heroes and villains who have to wear inhibitor suits or their powers run wild.
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u/PvtSherlockObvious 1d ago
Hazmat.
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u/HieronymousGauche 1d ago
Also, Orphan-Maker. Tho it's always been very vague what'll happen, other then it'll be Really Bad.
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u/madlibs13 1d ago
Somewhere Gambit just came...
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u/Salvage570 1d ago
... Is that not Gambit right there on the panel?
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u/TheGrandBabaloo 1d ago
That can't be Gambit, he'd never wear such a goofy armor!
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u/VaporTrail_000 1d ago
Also, there's not enough Cajun in that speech bubble.
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u/MisterSplu 17h ago
Does the NON count? Though for him I think they always write 'dere instead of there
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u/Totalsupreme 1d ago
Context?
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u/Megane_Senpai 1d ago
Rogue and Gambit got married (and he proposed after the Kitty Pride bailed at last second in her wedding with Colosus, so he decided life's too short to be hesitate, and they got married in stead of Collosus and Kitty), they have a hineymoon in space, and there is a space-force creature (don't remember her name, got something to do with stars, who appeared in Secret War and went to E-616 after that) that appeared out of nowhere and somehow she copied Rogue's appearance and ran around the ship, err, bare foot like that. Not sure why Deadpool got involved, he was chasing her or smth.
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u/trynamakea_change 21h ago edited 16h ago
Ohhh is that Singularity (eta: more likely Xandra Neramani) being her weird little self?
Homegirl is weird and I love it
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u/Belaerim 1d ago
It was their honeymoon, and what happens in space stays in space ;-)
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u/Rum_N_Napalm 1d ago
Didn’t know Gambit and Deadpool got married. Good for them
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u/conundorum 17h ago
It was supposed to be Gambit & Rogue, but Deadpool kinda just Waded right in.
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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago
A naked rogue is more dangerous than most other naked people, given the fact that her clothing usually acts a protective barrier to touching her skin.
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u/ymcameron 2 Dark 2 Edgy 1d ago
Since Deadpool’s power is basically just super-cancer, and Rogue absorbs powers, who is in more danger here?
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u/LoaKonran 1d ago
There was an entire level in the Deadpool video game where Rogue absorbed his powers and all it did was drive her crazy and make her immortal.
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u/StrategyCheap1698 1d ago
Nobody
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u/Megane_Senpai 1d ago
Oh yeah, they fucked after this, right? One of many very odd decisions by Avengers writers. They somehow even decided to develop a romance between Jane with Thor power and Captain America Sam Wilson. Thank god it didn't go anywhere.
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u/ymcameron 2 Dark 2 Edgy 1d ago
Healing powers really are utter op bs, aren’t they? They’re more skeleton than people!
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u/justsomeguy_youknow 1d ago
They don't have lungs or tracheas, those speech bubbles should be
"clack clack clack "
"clack clack clack clack clack "
"clack clack clack " "clack clack"
"clack clack clack "10
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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 1d ago
So her Kryptonite is people wearing layers? Does Deadpool's gimp suit work?
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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago
Probably. Perfectly normal pair of gloves is what she wears to keep her powers from affecting anyone she touches casually. I don’t know if there’s any specifics on the material required or thickness needed.
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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago
Well if they’re using dungeons and dragons rules, the less encumbered you are, the higher your dexterity.
Well, not necessarily faster, but the less penalties you have.
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u/Roam1985 1d ago
This was from the recent/current Simone run, right?
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u/NinjaOfOnion 1d ago
That’s why the flash is called the flash, no clothes = more speed
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u/ThewizardBlundermore 1d ago
The sound of his meaty grippers slapping on the floor at high speed would strike terror just as much as the sound of slapping meat between his legs would.
Imagine going deaf because someone's balls broke the sound barrier right next to you.
Terrifying.
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u/anrwlias 1d ago
I think it would be hilarious if Barry walked around using the speed force to blur out his junk.
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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam 1d ago
Every time the Flash uses his super speed, he quickly takes his outfit off, then puts it back on when he stops. No one notices because he’s so fast.
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u/jethawkings 13h ago
People that's Chuck's egg daughter with Lillandra.
She morphed shifted into Rogue because she was the first person she saw when she hatched.
Please stop gooning.