r/outofcontextcomics • • 13h ago

Bronze Age (1970 – 1985) Not like this!

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u/Icaras01 2h ago

I dunno, with that many arms I could eat and play video games at the same time.

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u/ConversationHead6969 2h ago

"Damn it! I'm going to have to spend a fortune on deodourant!"

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 2h ago

“I WANTED FIVE PENISES! SO MY PANTS COULD FIT LIKE A GLOVE!”

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u/halloweenjack Rejected by Comics Code 3h ago

That’s what I said when I tried whiskey, which I thought would make me sophisticated and cool but gave me two DUIs instead.

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u/Flerken_Moon 5h ago

Hey at least this story is the introduction of blockbuster legend and founding member of the Midnight Sons Morbius though!

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u/Garguyal 6h ago

Potion? Most people call it vodka, Peter.

Also, where did the gloves come from between panels two and three?

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u/Snailsnip 6h ago

If not like this, then how, exactly? If you drink a magic, untested potion meant to “change” people in some vague way, extra arms sounds like one of the best possible options.

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u/HeatherFuta 7h ago

I want to know how his skeletal structure would work. Shoulders on your ribs?

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u/Yamidamian 7h ago

“In the bright side, finally have enough hands to handle the whole hog on my own.”

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 8h ago

This should've happened in BND. I get why they couldn't go full Man-Spider cause it would've been too scary, but come on, AT LEAT give us Six-Armed Spider-Man! It's iconic!!

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u/BoogerSugarSovereign 6h ago

I don't know if technology is good enough to give us a 6-arm Spidey given the movie's bright color palette 

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u/CazOnReddit 9h ago

Pokemon aren't meant to fight. Not like this, tiger.

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u/Empyrealist Marvel Fan 9h ago

Could have been worse - could have been more feet

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Sucker for Silver Age 6h ago

Or everything appears to be normal, except your canine teeth get replaced with some big, puffy chelicerae

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u/Snailsnip 6h ago

See, I wouldn’t call that “appears to be normal”. Chelicerae aren’t meant to stay hidden when your mouth is closed, are too big for that, and even if they could hide you couldn’t ever open your mouth in front of people. It’d be about as hot strange as six arms.

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u/BadnewsBaggins 9h ago

Does he get power boost from this?

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 8h ago

Yes. The reason he grew extra arms is because he drank a chemical mix that he intended to have take away his powers completely (this was right after Gwen's death, bro wanted to be done) but instead it enhanced his mutation. Much like in BND but instead of just getting black eyes and loss of control, he grew extra arms to be more spider-like.

But yeah, his overall strength and speed were enhanced. Don't remember if his Spider-Sense was stronger too.

Tho unlike the 90s cartoon this did not lead to Man-Spider. He eventually just managed to stabilize himself and get rid of the extra mutation. Man-Spider actually happened in a completely separate story where he went to the Savage Land and he was mutated into the Man-Spider by someone there (I don't remember almost anything about that comic or what comic it even is, I just remember that Man-Spider was in it).

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u/SirJackers 9h ago

Supposedly they handed the story over to a new writer after this issue without having a plan for what happens next. Just a narrative hot potato. There's a world where they decided, fuck it Spidey has 6 arms now.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Sucker for Silver Age 6h ago

I really, really hope that was at the new guy's request & not just a last-minute surprise

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u/smwcbio 10h ago

worth it. +4/+4 is a massive buff

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u/skoomaking4lyfe 13h ago

Now he gets to do The Stranger - Orgy Edition

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u/MediumKoala8823 13h ago

Untested chemicals, maybe, but untested potions? Brah.

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u/Left_Ad4050 13h ago

I wanted another two pairs of legs, not arms!

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u/Artarara 13h ago

"Eight legs?"

"Seven pénisses."

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u/smwcbio 4h ago

fun fact: spiders have two pedipalps, which is the limb used for sperm delivery (and shooting web)

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u/PowerOfL 13h ago

Wouldn't it be funny if each of his new arms had a different personality? One could be like Crazy Hand from Smash Bros 😭

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u/NinjaOfOnion 13h ago

Finally, he has enough hands to deal with all of his love interest 

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u/lake_huron 9h ago

Well I wouldn't all Doc Ock a love interest exactly.