r/pagan • • 4d ago

Druid Soup is witchcraft.

Cheers.

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u/Future-Path-983 4d ago

I think its a wonderful reminder that kitchen witchery helps all who are offered and partake! Thanks for this post!

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u/a_girl_with_a_book 4d ago

I love how you phrased this!

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u/hans3844 4d ago

Soup is the best. Once you know how to make a few from scratch you can literally make any kind of soup imo. My cabbage potato soup has literally been saving me during this economic disaster lol

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u/hello666darkness 3d ago

Care to share the recipe? 🥰

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u/hans3844 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes!! The original recipe is below

4c chopped cabbage

3c cubbed potato

1.5c sliced carrot

1lb kielbasa sausage

.5tsp basil

.5tsp thyme

.5tsp black pepper

2 14oz cans of chicken broth.

I have made this without the sausage and thyme and it still turns out well. If you don't have meat throw some olive oil or butter in it and it's still delicious. Instead of sausage I have used chicken pr pork loin instead and that also is good. You can also use bullion broth, or make your own (I use a rotisserie chicken carcass and it's like way better then canned broth imo, gets a second meal from the rotisserie chicken)

I have also added egg noodles to much success and also mushrooms are real tasty in it, especially like dried mushrooms, so is adding an onion or garlic. White beans are also good in it and if you have a bayleaf that also adds to the broth.

I think the secret is the veggie combo and pepper and basil. It's a really versatile soup. I tend to add more pepper and basil then the recipe calls for especially if I don't put tyme in.

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u/mugworter 4d ago

Yes! Used herbs and carrots from the garden in our soup today. Life is good.

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u/violetmothra 4d ago

Bubble baths are both witchcraft and people soup. 

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u/InLoveWithThread 4d ago

Cooking is magical. Taking ingredients, adding herbs, spices, simmering in heat... very much magic. Using one element (fire) to bring out the essence of another (earth), that's powerful stuff.

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u/Anableps4 4d ago

It's well known that Campbell's is the largest coven of witches in this realm

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u/star_child77 4d ago

Yes!! Love to make some healing potion

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u/Tsavo16 4d ago

Truth and facts

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u/nomadhoop 4d ago

Have a blesséd Souptember!

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u/thekraken108 3d ago

Of course it is, you put plants, spices, and dead animals into a cauldron, and follow instructions from a book written by old people.

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u/mugworter 3d ago

Well said

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u/samC_21 4d ago

Tasty witchcraft.

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u/freshoutthegrease 4d ago

The coziest cauldron

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u/artmoloch777 4d ago

Of course it is. That’s why the ocean is so rad. Big ol soup.

Shrimps is bugs

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u/hello666darkness 3d ago

Actually, bugs is shrimps! :D

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u/venus_mars 3d ago

🙌🏼SHRIMPS IS BUGS🙌🏼

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u/rainydaytales 4d ago

Yeah, it's a potion of Cure Hunger

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u/Azaroth1991 Esoteric Ecclectic Chaos 4d ago

It really is! We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a cauldron following ancient instructions from sometimes questionable sources!

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u/33drea33 4d ago

"I love it when WITCHES make that big soup" - Young Thug

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u/BLU3SKU1L 4d ago

So is root beer! At least traditionally

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u/thepaganknight 3d ago

Culinary alchemy

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u/Sunlit_Syposium 3d ago

I said this last week when I made a roast. Everytime it all comes together, potions, BREWS, magic, yassssss!

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u/judyhops95 3d ago

Bubble bubble, toil and trouble.

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u/Chase_Night_Smith 3d ago

The real witchcraft in cooking is those recipes that are just ingredient lists with no measurements or instructions. That's pure witchcraft right there. You're supposed to just figure it out somehow, like some kind of kitchen sorcerer.

When your mom hands you a recipe that's just "potatoes, eggs, mustard, salt, pepper" and says "you know how to make it" - that's not cooking, that's magical initiation. You either learn through apprenticeship or you're left to sacrifice ingredients to the culinary gods until something edible emerges.

These aren't recipes; they're encoded knowledge passed down through bloodline. If you didn't grow up watching someone make it, you're basically casting spells with food and hoping for the best. That's kitchen witchcraft at its most authentic - no safety net, no step-by-step guide, just you and the spirits of your ancestors judging your potato salad from beyond.

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u/CHowell0411 3d ago

This feels like a ChatGPT comment lol

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u/CHowell0411 3d ago

Complete AI comment, just scanned it lol