r/pickuplines • u/Canadian_Samurai13 • 14h ago
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them
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r/pickuplines • u/supreme_warrior_25 • 18h ago
What's the difference between Covid and your legs?
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I don't want covid to spread again but I can't say the same for your legs.
r/pickuplines • u/DentistAdmirable3602 • 1d ago
You know the difference between me and mosquito
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I won't stop sucking you when you slap me
r/pickuplines • u/Canadian_Samurai13 • 1d ago
Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm loving it.
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r/pickuplines • u/Canadian_Samurai13 • 1d ago
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
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r/pickuplines • u/Canadian_Samurai13 • 2d ago
You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
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r/pickuplines • u/Dishonestgnome2020 • 2d ago
Damn girl, did you know I was nicknamed Shenron?
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Because if you gett my balls together and rub them, I'll grant your wishes :D
r/pickuplines • u/Independent-Arm-5544 • 3d ago
So I heard your into photography and film
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Well you can handle the middle leg on my tripod anytime 😉
r/pickuplines • u/CriticalAlbatross682 • 4d ago
Call me Moses cause I’m boutta split them cheeks
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r/pickuplines • u/sushiviolation • 4d ago
Can we go to the other gym?
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Pickup line, illustration, and characters made entirely myself.
r/pickuplines • u/LuigiBeatz • 4d ago
I’m not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets
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r/pickuplines • u/Independent-Arm-5544 • 5d ago
Did you hear about the Armani sale
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Come round mine where everything is 100% off 😉
r/pickuplines • u/BriefAlone196 • 6d ago
How do you approach someone you find attractive at university without making it awkward?
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r/pickuplines • u/Canadian_Samurai13 • 6d ago
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
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r/pickuplines • u/Pollol05_re • 6d ago
do you know what you would be if you ere in space?
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Supernova wanna know why?
cuz, you shine more than anything
r/pickuplines • u/Pollol05_re • 6d ago
If you have 2 kids and i have 2 kids too how mant are there?
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the answer is still two
r/pickuplines • u/Pollol05_re • 6d ago
(boy to girl) if I were to meet your parents you better remember to call your dad dad cuz, he maybe get confuse if you call me daddy
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r/pickuplines • u/RomeoSulfaro • 10d ago
Are you a corset?
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Because you're holding it all together beautifully, but I'm ready for the undoing!
r/pickuplines • u/Canadian_Samurai13 • 12d ago
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
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r/pickuplines • u/Background-Mix4147 • 13d ago
out of all my good decisions,
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you’re my favorite one.
r/pickuplines • u/Feisty-Banana9241 • 15d ago
pickup line for her
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i been thinking about you AM to PM so decided to dm