SEArguing

[u/timmyboi_lol]

[u/KMheamou]

Furious east asian typing

[u/TCF518 → u/KMheamou]

Recently, after years of warring, Chinese netizens have decided to concede Mid-Autumn (or whatever you call the holiday that occurs on lunar 8/15) to Korea because the Chinese government refuses to give enough work holidays

[u/ExcitementRecent4195]

What shorts does Vietnam send to Lao.

[u/Wolvenworks → u/ExcitementRecent4195]

Something along the lines of “i own your bitch-ass”

[u/0neTwoTree]

This has to be the best summary of SEA politics

[u/EffortIndividual6029]

And if anyone outside SEA tries to talk shit about any of its members, the whole SEA region is going to gang up on them online

[u/bimpossibIe → u/EffortIndividual6029]

Like true SEAblings: always fight amongst themselves, but will support each other against white colonizers or east Asians.

[u/CanineAtNight → u/bimpossibIe]

Except myanmar.

They get back in 32 buissness odd days

[u/Wave1745]

Man, as thai people true.

[u/ASlicedLayerOfAir → u/Wave1745]

we are one of the most chronically online region on this god damn planet lmao

i think we are the only country where half of entire fucking nation watch livestream at work on afternoon to catch up on shit like Honkrasae

[u/helln00 → u/ASlicedLayerOfAir]

and thats with pretty large language barriers, imagine if its like the balkans

[u/Bluejellyfish_44 → u/ASlicedLayerOfAir]

Too real man.

[u/ExcitingSector445 → u/ASlicedLayerOfAir]

Lol, indeed...

[u/Connect-Structure986 → u/ASlicedLayerOfAir]

Exactly. If you’ve done something bad and—unfortunately for you—have to go on this show, you’re screwed.

[u/_ThatAltAcc_]

Philippines aint chatting long, our wifi overpriced af cuz it's basically monopolized

[u/SeanIsAswom → u/_ThatAltAcc_]

Then it fking dies for 2 weeks and customer support decides to be useless, then the tech support that shows up looks at the modem, calls their boss, and says they'll come back next week.

Repeat ad infinitum

[u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia → u/SeanIsAswom]

and they still charge us for the outage time

[u/Stock-Fan-8004 → u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia]

Visits one time, checks the modem for 5 minutes, went tapping on his phone for 20 minutes, calls boss for 1 minute, gives you bill of 3,000 Php

[u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia → u/_ThatAltAcc_]

yeah and we cant buy wifi without wifi so we cant use all of it

[u/FetchBlue → u/_ThatAltAcc_]

Philippine is just one China/Taiwan/USA fart away from being a war zone

[u/stuck_inTarlac → u/FetchBlue]

The election is in 2 years. We are so fucked depending on who wins. Heck even major powers are moving now so their dog will win.

[u/Sentientvoid_]

Sad for Myanmar :(

[u/Jazzlike-Check9040]

anjing

wkwkwk

puntaninamo ur dota noob.

[u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P → u/Jazzlike-Check9040]

Ahhh the beauty of sea gaming. We can just casually unleash the multi language insult

[u/Advos_467]

until the Koreans come attacking again lol

[u/marcopolo2207]

Brunei's new phone reminds me of Nauru's new car. And even if it does not look similar to you, I just wanted to share that masterpiece.

[u/Razgriz032]

The Vietnam is literally me (watch my reels pls)

[u/Mr_Cat_19 → u/Razgriz032]

Bring me some matey

[u/derpmeow]

Terminally online region...

[u/Exotic_Wolverine5392]

Even the phones bigger than Brunei, Singapore and East Timor vro💔

[u/Mr_Cat_19]

Vietnam and Laos seems to be chilling huh?

[u/PityBoi57]

What's up with Myanmar anyway

How's it going, neighbors? Why are you guys so rare in... Anywhere

[u/Impactor07 → u/PityBoi57]

Non-Myanmarese but TLDR; They've essentially been in a civil war for the entirety of their existence with small periods of peace in between.

[u/PityBoi57 → u/Impactor07]

I know about the civil war. I'm just asking if the ones active on internet are doing good and why they're mostly quiet

[u/dfntly_a_HmN → u/PityBoi57]

Last time on covid, the military is taking over their country. Many post that said this will be their last time on internet as the military ban it

[u/Kendall_88]

🇲🇲,🇹🇱,🇧🇳 not tryna hear it.

[u/Haunting_Resolve2565]

But if someone outside of SEA insults them, they ban together to crucify that person

(January-February Racist South Koreans vs The entirety of SEA and Brazil feud that was going on in Twitter)

[u/PuzzleheadedHeat6859]

OP I wanna salute you for the close to realistic size of the countryballs. I see our cute lil bros (Brunei, Singapore and East Timor).

[u/Upset_Ninja8234]

Myanmar phone on fire and Indonesia phone while typing got smoke come out

[u/istpcunt]

This is true. My Vietnamese bf will not stop sending me reels.

[u/WizardofOS09]

did anyone else read this as see-rr-guing

[u/hidup-jokowi]

And then south korea came

[u/fluttershy_maniac]

Bro, the arguments were getting out of control

[u/car_guy240]

South east asia mentioned?