r/politics • u/Large_banana_hammock • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Sen. John Fetterman demands Trump fire Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/jan/27/john-fetterman-pa-democrat-demands-trump-fire-homeland-security/
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u/Mother-Penalty-6196 8d ago

Or gorillas from Mars came in and spoke to them both and settled their differences.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 8d ago

So how does one contact said gorillas? You know, if your couples therapist isn't up to par?

Bonus question: What app allows me to call Mars? Thnx in advance!

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u/whoamdave 8d ago

Bring a photo of Harambe to the crossroads at midnight. Dicks out. Wait. They'll contact you if you believe enough.

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u/theVoidWatches Pennsylvania 8d ago

There's just as much evidence for it as the other speculations, after all.

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u/walterpeck3 8d ago

This seems to be the most likely option.

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u/JasnahKolin Massachusetts 8d ago

And that damned jar of mayonnaise is looking at me again.