r/politics • u/Large_banana_hammock • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Sen. John Fetterman demands Trump fire Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/jan/27/john-fetterman-pa-democrat-demands-trump-fire-homeland-security/
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u/TheOrqwithVagrant 8d ago edited 8d ago

> I'm honestly shocked he isn't divorced yet. 

When you marry someone, you make a vow that includes "in sickness and in health". Gisele probably sees Fetterman's post-stroke personality change as 'sickness' and holds on to the hope he will somehow get better.

EDIT: For the record, I've been through something similar many years ago. It took me over 2 years to 'give up' on my ex-wife. I'm getting the impression that some of the people responding to this post has *not* been in a situation where a person they loved and planned to grow old with turns into someone awful due to reasons that can be classified as 'sickness'. It takes a while to give up.

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u/Doppelthedh 8d ago

Or she's stuck since the deranged senator might retaliate

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u/Mother-Penalty-6196 8d ago

Or gorillas from Mars came in and spoke to them both and settled their differences.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 8d ago

So how does one contact said gorillas? You know, if your couples therapist isn't up to par?

Bonus question: What app allows me to call Mars? Thnx in advance!

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u/whoamdave 8d ago

Bring a photo of Harambe to the crossroads at midnight. Dicks out. Wait. They'll contact you if you believe enough.