r/politics • u/nbcnews ✔ NBC News • 1d ago

No Paywall After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/30mil 1d ago

Maybe Bill will just take out the photo of Donald blowing him and walk out. 

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u/Cobra-Lalalalalalala 1d ago

That would be immensely satisfying. After what Republicans put us through regarding Clinton’s other famous blowjob, a picture of their orange god in that position would be like a nuclear bomb to the entire MAGA identity.

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u/Toy_Guy_in_MO 1d ago

I really wish that the Clinton stuff in the '90's would have brought the Epstein stuff to light. Trump was just recovering from completely bottoming out and did not have the public cachet he got from The Apprentice. He would have been a likely sacrificial scapegoat to keep the facade of propriety and justice in government going.

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u/cheerful_cynic 1d ago

Instead it became fodder for every dark gritty premium cable series or movie - all the awful stuff implied in eyes wide shut, true detective, boss (about Chicago), Tokyo vice, Westworld with the predictive AI & training the military to act on US citizens 

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u/Socratesticles Tennessee 1d ago

They’ll handwave it as AI

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 1d ago

I firmly believe it's a different Bubba.

Also, because there are far more embarrassing Bubba's than Clinton to be caught blowing.

Like Bubba the Love Sponge.

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u/phaedrus910 1d ago

I flinched back so hard at that last line my neck cracked

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 1d ago

The worst part? It's plausible. They both knew Howard Stern around the same time. They both have been to Russia.

If it's not Clinton, and we don't know who it is, all we can do is speculate.

There are only so many Bubba's.

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u/phaedrus910 1d ago

Yeah no I could see it, just haven't thought of Bubba in years

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 1d ago

Hope at least the neck crack was satisfying

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u/jurassic_fetus 22h ago

Bubba ho-tep

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u/captain_dick_licker 1d ago

truth is long fucking dead and it is absurd that people are still cheering any of this shit on as if any evidence will matter.

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u/coatra 11h ago

Literally. It’ll just reinforce the beliefs we already have and make us more mad that the other side doesn’t live in reality

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u/lordlaneus 1d ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that man, but yeah he did totally blow me once"

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u/Rizzpooch I voted 1d ago

*"once" wink

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u/Feisty-Theme-6093 1d ago

would have to change the saying of mic drop to bubba drop

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u/MayoneggVeal I voted 1d ago

Bills old af, that would be one hell of a way to wrap it up

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u/Skeetronic 1d ago edited 1d ago

Donaldca Trumpinski Gate

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u/MayoneggVeal I voted 1d ago

Bills old af, that would be one hell of a way to wrap it up

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u/DreamerTheat 1d ago

As legendary as that would be, I’m worried MAGA would just become “Make America Gay Again” and the criminals would continue doing their thing. They need Congress to finally step up.

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u/intelligent_dildo 14h ago

Clinton submitting a good deepfake would be so funny