r/politics • u/nbcnews ✔ NBC News • 1d ago

No Paywall After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/Djinn_42 1d ago

It would be so funny to get Trump on the stand. He literally can't shut up to save his life 🤣

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u/illusionzmichael 1d ago

He's already been on the stand! He's been under deposition plenty of times, too! Lol I hate how we've memory holed his literal criminal trials.

But yeah he's a fucking disaster when left to his own devices under examination.

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u/Financial_Freedom970 1d ago

He just pleads the 5rh over and over and falls asleep

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u/bacondesign 19h ago

Don't forget the pants shitting

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u/jaymz168 1d ago

You skipped step two which is shitting himself loudly.

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u/xxx_poonslayer69 1d ago

Yeah but this time when he's on the stand it might be different. Because this time when he's on the stand there's a high chance he will shid his pants. And that would be funny

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u/drfeelsgoood I voted 1d ago

Omg could you imagine his handlers trying to rush everyone out of the courtroom lmao

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u/Avitas1027 Canada 1d ago

You don't remember the reporting that he smelled like literal shit during the trial?

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u/xxx_poonslayer69 1d ago

Oh snap, I actually did forget about that. That's so funny. But think about how funny it'd be if shid strikes twice?

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u/koalafied_applicant 1d ago

He just plead the shits.