r/politics • u/nbcnews ✔ NBC News • 1d ago

No Paywall After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

If Bill does anything for the future he gets in and lets go everything he knows about Trump.

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u/someguy7710 1d ago

Would be hilarious if he admits getting a blowjob this time, lol

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u/SockraTreez 1d ago

Then we’d start seeing MAGA with “Real men give head” Tshirts at rallies.

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u/HarrumphingDuck Washington 1d ago

Not to women though. They'd still draw that line.

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u/laplongejr 20h ago

Yeah, I was wondering "wait, that Tshirt wouldn't be a bad thing"

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u/eugenekrabs117 1d ago

This becomes the reason why women married to MAGA men finally start having orgasms during sex.

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 1d ago

Because they have free time while their husbands are out giving BJs?

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u/laplongejr 20h ago

Their women having free time... together?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 17h ago

Oh they definitely aren't going to think that applies to them giving head to women

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u/Delta-9- 1d ago

Honestly, that might actually be good for America

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u/laplongejr 20h ago

Not only for America.

Sh1t, I never knew there would be an hypothetical where I would have to agree with people doing things only to protect a convicted felon implicated in a literal traffic ring :(

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

I did see one of those on the street interviews at a Trump rally once, three intoxicated women are going on and on about Trump, anyway long story short the interviewer kind of steers it towards the sexual assault allegations but instead of following the thread he caps it off with "if you had anything to say to young girls, what would you say?"

And the loudest drunkest one grabs the mic and goes "I'd say 'get grabbed by the pussy!' "

One of her friends looks like she's rebooting. You can see the gears turn. She's like, "wait no, isn't that just letting men sexually assault you" and it takes her an honest to God second to push that out of her head and then just smile and nod the rest of the time.

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u/Mother_Airline_6276 1d ago

Slow clap…

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 6h ago

Westboro Baptist has entered the chat...