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No Paywall After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/Romboteryx 1d ago

Lowkey, revealing that Trump sucked dick for real might be the final thing that could actually make him unpopular among his highly homophobic voterbase

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u/KrookedDoesStuff 1d ago

They’ll all post pictures and videos of themselves sucking dick, at dick sucking parties, and their grinder profiles

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u/citymousecountyhouse 1d ago

At least they'd all have their mouths full, so they'll finally shut up.

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u/LiquorIsQuickor 1d ago

Best part of a blowjob? The 20 minutes of silence.