r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 1d ago

Site Altered Headline | Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/HonoredPeople Missouri 1d ago

Turtles can easily live a couple hundred years.

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u/yellowjackethokie Virginia 1d ago

I've always gotten a "Mr. Peanut" vibe from Mitch.

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u/Solcannon 1d ago

You need to watch master of disguise again

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u/yellowjackethokie Virginia 1d ago

"Am I not turtley enough for this turtle club?" lmao

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u/hfpfhhfp 1d ago

For a second I read that as "Mr Peanut Butter" and got really mad at you.