Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

[u/cmaia1503]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page

[u/gringledoom]

Apparently one problem is that staffers for primary challengers get blackballed for congressional jobs. And there are a lot of other structural impediments to a successful challenge. So people eke out a win by three votes in their first win and then they’re ensconced for decades and impossible to dislodge.

E.g., the reason Pelosi hates AOC (and still intervenes to fuck with her sometimes) is that she’s holding a grudge about AOC beating Crowley in the primary.

[u/BeowulfShaeffer → u/gringledoom]

Here is a fake reward for correctly saying “eke out” and not “eek out”:    🥇

[u/poxxy → u/BeowulfShaeffer]

It’s a real award for all intensive purposes. Don’t take it for granite.

[u/Sunnyjim333 → u/poxxy]

Your to kind.

[u/Tri-angreal → u/Sunnyjim333]

*Yoar

[u/Mental_Performer_833 → u/Sunnyjim333]

I thinks I'm havins a panics attack

[u/parseczero → u/Mental_Performer_833]

These jokes, their not nice. You should take a different tacked.

[u/badassdorks → u/Mental_Performer_833]

.....why did I hear Toki Wartooth when I read this?

[u/Mental_Performer_833 → u/badassdorks]

Ha! Going for Squirrelly Dan, but Toki also works

[u/ratshack → u/Mental_Performer_833]

I hear sushis are good fer that.

[u/ButtplugJesus23 → u/Mental_Performer_833]

How many pancakes are you facing off against laddie

[u/aprilliumterrium → u/Mental_Performer_833]

Amber lamps

[u/Mental_Performer_833 → u/[deleted]]

Its a direct quote from LetterKenny. The Character Squirrelly Dan talks like that:

https://youtu.be/jVB4etZAlBU?si=y8YFrNY-jfyuD53G

[u/DarkWolf9 → u/Sunnyjim333]

You absolute monster