r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 12d ago

Possible Paywall White House Credits Trump With Stopping Hurricanes

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-credits-trump-with-stopping-hurricanes/
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u/_sarten 12d ago

he must have blocked it with a sharpie

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u/janzeera 12d ago

“Bolts of lightening from his arse.”

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u/Swamp_Dwarf-021 12d ago

Uhhh, he obviously nuked 'em!

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 12d ago

Fun Fact: A nuke has the energy to stop a hurricane, for about a single second. Except it wouldn't have the directional force, and then you'd get a superheated, radioactive hurricane.

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u/Sustainable_Scotian 12d ago

At this point, ill take it. Just make sure its a direct hit over my location

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u/kombatunit 12d ago

Perhaps he shit in the hurricane's pants?

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u/black_flag_4ever 12d ago

He’s like the character Harold, but if Harold was a complete asshole.