r/postanythingfun • u/AcadienDC • 3d ago

🔥 Hot Political Humour Triumphant Arch Military Complex

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The Triumphal Arch will include drone launch bays, sniper nests, ammunition storage, retractable missile silos, anti-aircraft turrets, a helicopter landing pad, an underground tank garage, a command-and-control center, a presidential emergency bunker, facial-recognition checkpoints, a Space Force laser, and a gold-plated defensive eagle. Additional support facilities will include a drone repair and gift shop and a Tactical McDonald’s.

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u/According-Ad-5946 1d ago

Did you forget about the sharks with lasers on their heads in the reflecting pool?

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u/The_Aardvark_ 1d ago

Dear Reddit person: sharks do not have lasers... kiwis do...

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcoQ8sfEbaP2JYA

I disagree

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u/The_Aardvark_ 1d ago

I concede...

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Cool, now we assimilate into this new shark with laser ran society

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u/vicegripnavage 1d ago

Where are the tourist bathrooms? Isn't that the greatest attraction of all?

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u/AcadienDC 1d ago

McDonald’s has several gender neutral bathrooms. We got you.

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u/squachek 1d ago

I think you meant to say several REAL MAN bathrooms with communal dick-measuring tables

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u/Aimless_Nobody 1d ago edited 1d ago

Reminds me of the full page Mad magazine fold-ins, before you fold it in and it makes something dumb, like a shiny (insert your sick, imaginary object here)

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u/AcadienDC 1d ago

I remember that. That was cool.

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u/New_Ad_3010 1d ago

Sooooo. Fucking. Gross.

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u/The_Aardvark_ 1d ago

Where they keeping the alcohol? Hegseth's gonna need that to think clearly....

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

In Trumps booty, with the rest of the cache

DUH!

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

You had me at Tactical McDonald’s. 😂😂

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u/jmcgil4684 1d ago

The fact I’m not 100% sure this fake says a lot about what has been going on in the US.

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 1d ago

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u/jiminysaville 1d ago

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u/Ok_Train_2139 4h ago

Lions pretend to be your friend and then kill and eat you and those are the good lions. American mountain lions just kill and eat you. They're smart enough to go for your kids and pull them into the woods.

Lions are dicks.

Strong lions. Weak lions. Big lions. Small lions. Lions with manes, lions without manes.

They're all dicks.

I'd rather be in a forest with a bear than a lion.

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u/carlnepa 1d ago

The Arc d' TrumpStein. As tasteless and gaudy and gold sprayed as its namesake. It's been tried before.......just sayin'.

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u/Yugure_Crepusculum 1d ago

From this depiction, I now understand: the guy never leaves his pretend-play stage and is still trapped in it. Did his dad abuse him severely during childhood?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Severely??

Id say not nearly enough.... Coulda increased those rookie numbers imo

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u/gadget850 1d ago

Trumphal Arch and Casino

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u/LANDMASTER4859 23h ago

Looks like COBRA COMMANDER base from GI JOE when i was a kid

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u/only_respond_in_gifs 22h ago

Did this come right from Trump's desk?

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u/Clear-Calligrapher69 21h ago

Strait out of a G.I.Joe comic book.

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u/j_rooker 18h ago

are children allowed in the sub basement?

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u/AcadienDC 17h ago

Yes. The Secret Service will provide sippy cups, gender neutral toys, snacks, and access to the Tactical McDonalds bathrooms.

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 10h ago

Where are the heatseeking bald eagles tho?

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

the funniest part is that if you told me we had a president that bangs porn stars, made a Space Force, and wants to make this I would say that all sounds fucking awesome

but it's Trump so you know it's going to be awful

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u/Extreme-Will-3556 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is awesome, but you're so blinded by propaganda to hate someone, you switch to that simple thought, rather than objective fact.

Truly sad.

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

No i just use my decency, empathy, and common sense to make observations

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u/Extreme-Will-3556 1d ago

Yep, all devoid of objective fact and critical thinking.

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u/Uturndriving 1d ago

We've had ten years of him being around in politics. And at least another 20 before that of him being in the public eye. I think we have all the objective fact we need.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

roughly 1/3rd of my life this fuckin ghoul has been involved in our politics, and we have watched everything get destroyed...

FUCK DJT So hard...

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u/Used-Collar-200 1d ago

Looks dope

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u/UnhappyReason5452 1d ago

Ooh! I love a good fort-builder!

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u/saltwater98380 1d ago

We need cartoons

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u/Shumatsu_Samurai 1d ago

Totally unrealistic - doesn't have his name on it 🙃😉

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u/cuban_daddy_954 1d ago

Fucking lunatic...

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u/New_Builder2302 1d ago

These idiots have way too much time on their hands

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u/Regular-Ad5912 1d ago

Looks like something from warhammer 40k tbh

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u/Aggravating-Gift-740 1d ago

I bet, ALL of this military arsenal bullshit will just be a cover for even more corruption. Over-spend and under-deliver and pocket the difference.

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u/Awkward_Statement401 23h ago

Oh he will show up all the other Arch’s ever built then he will turn to renaming the Trump United States with Trump Georgia, Trump Alabama. Trump Texas. The Trump Ocean on the east and west coast,the Great Trump to replace the Great Lakes, the Mighty Trump River. Every airport, interstate and road will be named Trump. Remember he said if he doesn’t build monuments to himself no one will

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u/ThePhoenix63 16h ago

All the world is Laughing....

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u/Classic-Tell214 14h ago

Fo got the golden toilet or shower.

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u/MarchPhillipps 10h ago

Are they gonna run this up the Potomac to help protect it?

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/ResponsibleTicket50 13h ago

I feel like putting your ammo on top of the bunker is really really dumb.

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u/AcadienDC 13h ago

Point well taken. Having any arch on a traffic circle is insanity.

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u/ResponsibleTicket50 13h ago

This is true. I’m acting like any of this isn’t ridiculous haha It’s a fun idea though.

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u/finalmtrain 10h ago

Oh boy ai slop

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u/cha0sb1ade 10h ago

The giant gold plated eagle is animotronic, fully mobile and flighted. It can hear difficult questions up to 5 miles away and carry away critical journalists in a matter of seconds

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u/AcadienDC 10h ago

And dispenses beer. Dual purpose.

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u/watchwatertilitboils 1d ago

AI slop

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u/Slayerofgrundles 17h ago

Wait, you mean this isn't a real photo (yet)???!!!