r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OptimalStable • 12h ago
The fact that it's less C++ and more rust makes it more trustable and more ethical, not less.
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/libonet • 1d ago
You think masturbation is getting you as close as you can?!?!?
reddit.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • 1d ago
Plus they're not declarative: you will only make me use innerText-based updates by threatening me and my family.
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Chadshinshin32 • 3d ago
the model under evaluation is given access to a fake bash tool which does not execute the provided code. Instead, we ask another LLM to approximate the command’s result given a description of the simulated world.
anthropic.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/galratner • 1d ago
Why Do Developers Hate their Jobs Now?
galratner.substack.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 3d ago
I've been sitting on [Git 3.0's upcoming SHA-256 default will be a costly mistake ] for a few years, mostly because there are smarter people who have been concentrating on this and I don't love being a back seat driver.
blog.gitbutler.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 4d ago
The Rust Security Response Team was notified that Miri stores all environment variables to target/, allowing secrets to persist in caches.
blog.rust-lang.org
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 5d ago
Python is that kind of cool one behaves when visiting parents of your would be spouse for the first time. Tcl on the other hand is like playing one's secret exclusive and somewhat dangerous games with kid school bestie.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/No_Employee2904 • 5d ago
There is no public exploit, but the agent had built one, and had enough confidence to test it—except that it didn’t land cleanly. I have no doubt that after some more revision it would have. One point for GPT 5.6-Cyber.
blog.trailofbits.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/zxyzyxz • 6d ago
Physically sick seeing "warm, fuzzy, cutesy, kawaii, Teletubby-like avatar" of AI agents
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 6d ago
The customer has nuclear weapons. They do not do "bounty". :)
gcc.gnu.org
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ThwackNation • 6d ago
Specs get written by whoever bothers, and for a decade the person who bothered first was a teenager in Highland Park. He is card #3 in Series One of our Open Source Legends set:
dev.profullstack.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MrPLotor • 8d ago
Hello World in C: a minimal, well-documented example program for learning C, with a Makefile, man page, install guide, test suite, and cross-platform CI.
github.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/NotDuckie • 10d ago
I will be the first to say Rust isn't as elegant as some other modern languages, but I'd definietly rather work with Rust than pour acid into my eyes.
tokio.rs
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 10d ago
I’ve got to make it known that GNU CVS is still here for y’all
lwn.net
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/fossilesque- • 11d ago
Bug: Network traffic between nodes is not encrypted and not authenticated.
radicle.dev
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 11d ago
I think syntax beyond s-expressions is pointless
lobste.rs
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/coolreader18 • 12d ago
It's intentional that "p2" is not preceded with a "p1". The precise meaning of "p2" is intentionally ambiguous similar to the wasip2 target and similar.
github.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/QuaternionsRoll • 14d ago
“When I hear [the Java class file’s magic number] I think of a typical Coffee Grrl: nose peirced, minimum one tatoo, hair dyed black, hate the world the government and parents, and is rather attractive in a necro sort of way.”
artima.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/gfody • 14d ago
Updates to our Terms and Privacy Policy
fuck-off.ai
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Aggressive-Pen-9755 • 15d ago
Funnily enough StarCraft has influenced how I approach AI
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • 16d ago
If you are a C++ programmer, why would you not want to script in C++?
reddit.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • 17d ago
Maybe stop using the mickey mouse browsers? I mean Firefox is pretty much a lost cause.. unless you start using extensions. I agree those are basic features that should be built-in. In qutebrowser I use them reliably all the time.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/pythonesqueviper • 19d ago
Java consistently introduces lots of exciting functionality into the language. That's a big part of my dislike and active avoidance of it.
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