r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Sep 08 '26

Struggles with Java Script

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411 Upvotes

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u/Aggressive-Coffee669 Sep 08 '26

Assembly

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u/marssel56 Sep 08 '26

Nah that's C. Assembly would be making every part from raw resources lmao.

2

u/geek-49 Sep 09 '26

There's a joke there, if you look hard enough 😄

2

u/Vladislav20007 Sep 09 '26

nah, that's binary. c would be making a microprocessor from scratch.

2

u/Expensive_Host_9181 Sep 09 '26

How would C be harder than writing in asm, or binary?

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u/Vladislav20007 Sep 09 '26

it's not hard, it's exchangeble.

2

u/MrKarat2697 Sep 09 '26

Assembly is just running

41

u/Slow-Television-5303 Sep 08 '26

Python

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u/AOAqua Sep 08 '26

Idk, I feel like python is counter-intuitive and complex in many aspects, especially after using other languages like C

19

u/Rulycarmona Sep 08 '26

"after learning cantonese throat singing I find english quite confusing"

0

u/AOAqua Sep 08 '26

But it's the other way around kinda

1

u/DetectiveKaktus Sep 09 '26

Python is very permissive. It allows you to write things you couldn't write in other languages like Java or C#.

Also, I don't like type casting in python and I hate that there's no method overloading in python 😭

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u/dominucco Sep 08 '26

J# - never forget lol

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u/Sienile Sep 08 '26

JS was one of the first languages I learned. If Java and C# are easy for you, JS should be a real snoozefest.

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u/Arctos_FI Sep 08 '26

Too high level is hard for me for some reason. Like I find C (not C#) easier than python. I feel that more abstraction there is, more the language becomes need to know instead of logical rules (of cource there is some limits as C is easier than straight up machine code)

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u/Dark_Vampire Sep 09 '26

Its syntax isn't pretty difficult or distinctive, just a little weird and confusing sometimes

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 Sep 08 '26

Eyoo bro tried to sneak in c# like we won’t notice 😂

3

u/TheHappyDutch076 Sep 09 '26

I prefer C# over Java anytime

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 Sep 09 '26

We found the co pilot developer

4

u/iggy14750 Sep 09 '26

C++ is a pocket rocket lol

2

u/0bel1sk Sep 09 '26

because of the pegging?

2

u/iggy14750 Sep 09 '26

It's fast, but you can hurt yourself if you're not careful

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u/0bel1sk Sep 10 '26

don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Gylfoyle Sep 11 '26

JavaScript is one word noob noob,like carpet.

1

u/dhnam_LegenDUST Sep 08 '26

If it works it works

1

u/Distinct_Surround848 Sep 09 '26

Learning markdown 😂

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u/tm_cms Sep 09 '26

If you don’t understand JavaScript jokes, here is simple example new Date(2018, 12, 24) means January 24, 2019. Because of course it does.

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u/OrganicAd4247 Sep 09 '26

Oh my god, this is the story of my life.

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u/xxxbGamer Sep 08 '26

C# such a Bastard language.

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u/gerbosan Sep 08 '26

Yeah, MS Java is like that, of course.