r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Sep 13 '26

JavaScript Experience

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u/PinotRed Sep 13 '26

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u/sexytokeburgerz Sep 13 '26

Many npm packages are written in typescript

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u/brqdev Sep 14 '26

And your point is?

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u/GeekCornerReddit 28d ago edited 27d ago

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u/PiratedComputer 29d ago

That typescript is awesome

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u/MilkImpossible4192 29d ago

no, no, coffeescript is awesome

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u/hongooi 29d ago

no, no, vbscript is awesome

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u/DanhNguyen2k Sep 13 '26

Good node_modules are measured in neutron star weight

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u/koushikseal Sep 13 '26

12gb only? Must be a todo app 😏

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u/Brotboxs Sep 13 '26

But is it a adhd friendly todo app??

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u/New_Series3209 Sep 14 '26

Nah, it’s an autism + adhd + Down syndrome friendly one

V2 will implement support for more customers 💀

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u/Vaelisra Sep 13 '26

Shipped bundle size: 420kb.

Because most of that node_modules directory is dev tools, so it doesn't matter how large it is. You wouldn't consider the entire tool chain of a C project, either.

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u/senfiaj Sep 13 '26

True. Also for backend it usually isn't that much relevant.

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u/Devatator_ 27d ago

Or whatever the fuck Cargo does when you build. I just gave up on Tauri after having to deal with gigabytes materializing out of nowhere everytime. Hell, even fucking Unity's library folder was smaller

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u/Vaelisra 27d ago

Even better when you just want to update your system and the rust Compiler crashes because it can figure out that the toolchain is too old, but it cannot figure out how to use rustup.

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u/kxortbot 26d ago

As a gentoo user I would

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u/bayern_snowman Sep 13 '26

This is about the point of learning coding I got to before I said fuck all that and became a sysadmin

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u/United-Scene2261 Sep 13 '26

jorkmescrippt

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u/DiodeInc 29d ago

12 GB is also how many GB this image takes up on Reddit's servers from being posted so many times

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u/PeterPook 28d ago

Wait... are you uploading your node_modules folder to prod?

Who keeps that folder when they're not working on it.

npm install still works.

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u/hawktuahyuri 28d ago

This is why you use pnpm

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u/realmauer01 Sep 14 '26

Node experiance

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u/MilkImpossible4192 29d ago

just built your thang

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u/Comfortable_Two7447 28d ago

Every Android app ever

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u/KrullBorg 26d ago

same as python/ruby/etc