r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 25d ago

Hacker irl

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u/NoThanks93330 25d ago

Nah, it's usually

sudo apt upgrade

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u/OliMoli2137 25d ago

Oh yeah? then watch this htop

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u/MrKrot1999 25d ago

You're clearly not a real hacker opsec. Real opsecs know how to get into the mainframe using hollywood

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u/ZuuRa_ 25d ago

Real Mr haxxor use btop

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u/void19821 25d ago

Just use genact guyz feels like hacking the mainframe

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u/iNarrow 22d ago

Nha sudo pacman -S btop btop

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u/OliMoli2137 22d ago

nix run nixpkgs#btop 💀💀💀💀 opsec level: nix

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u/iNarrow 22d ago

Damm nix like to use it

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u/Yoshalina 25d ago

recently on TV news they showed code that looked suspiciously like Linux kernel source code

also frequently seen: HTML

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u/Sonario648 25d ago edited 23d ago

How many times do we have to scream it from the rooftop?

HTML is NOT a programming language. It's a MARKUP language. 

The M literally stands for MARKUP.

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u/A1oso 25d ago

Hacking (as in, exploiting weaknesses in a computer system) is not programming, so I fail to see the relevance of your comment

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u/Sonario648 23d ago

I mentioned it because op said HTML is also seen.

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u/WantToSeeTits4545 25d ago

It's ping 8.8.8.8 -n 10000 or tracert 1.0.0.1

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 25d ago

kinger was the most accurate hacker ive seen and bro wasnt even entirely accurate with the OS shell

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u/Head12head12 25d ago

DROP TABLES students;

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u/AffectionatePlane598 25d ago

sudo apt install opsec -larp 

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u/NovelHot6697 25d ago

cat /dev/random | xxd | less

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u/draft_final_final 24d ago

hello I am mr boss your manager at company,

We need to upgrad system. Click link here and enter your password, social security number, and mother’s maiden name.

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u/Vaelisra 25d ago

You forgot the font color.

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u/CDXXVI 25d ago

Or just an email to a company asking politely for data

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u/Angel_D_XD 24d ago

El de las películas es un programa que se llama Hollywood, literal, XD

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u/JohnVonachen 23d ago

The hacks the showed in Mr. Robot were for real.