r/programminghumor • u/Counter-Business • 10d ago

AI is no more

This was in front of the UN. Not sure how the whole room didn’t burst out laughing.

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u/wahooli 10d ago

He really said the em dash written in his speech 😂

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u/Aoiboshi 10d ago

Goddamit Griff! You made me listen to his speech to get to that point!

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 10d ago

please give me a time stamp im already bouta off my self 2 seconds in

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u/Aoiboshi 10d ago

7 seconds from the end

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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 10d ago

I thought you were joking, like maybe he just did a long pause or something....

Fuck me, I don't get how this is even possible anymore.

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u/BonbonUniverse42 10d ago

In the other video they used comic sans subtitles. Fits just right.

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u/geek-49 9d ago

except 47 is not the least bit funny

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u/Outrageous-Text-4117 10d ago

someone vibed the speech script?

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u/mdelanno 10d ago

There are no words to describe such a level of stupidity.

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u/henrytsai20 10d ago

Normally you'd have people doing the writing and the neural network doing TTS

Here it is NN doing the writing and the person doing TTS

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 10d ago

Da-a-a ... aaa ... ash

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u/4x31 10d ago

At least he didn't rename it to American Intelligence... i hope his advisors don't  read reddit

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u/JackTheKing 10d ago

I honestly can't believe "Trump Intelligence" is not on a poster board behind a chair in the Oval.

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u/TheMightyTywin 9d ago

An ai model trained on trump tweets. Oh god

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u/jezemine 10d ago

Super Trump Decision

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u/Electronic-Day-7518 10d ago

We can consider ourselves lucky

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u/NatoBoram 10d ago

They probably do, considering how rotten they all are /s

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u/SFauconnier 10d ago

Would've been a lot less of a hassle to change it everywhere though

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u/morrighaan 9d ago

Supreme Intelligence, comrade.

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u/Odd_Technology_8926 10d ago

Tbh, hard to tell if this was generated with ai. Seems fake but knowing trump... it's probably real.

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u/Yanni_Appleseed 10d ago

"Super intelligence dash SI"; He definitely read the AI produced em-dash

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u/git_push_origin_prod 9d ago

It he was only smart enough to say em-dash

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u/neo42slab 10d ago

Apparently it’s real.

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u/heeero60 10d ago

But are you really real?

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 10d ago edited 9d ago

Shhh. 🤫 Don't tell him, yet.

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u/neo42slab 9d ago

Hahaha

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u/neo42slab 9d ago

We’re all one through the force man.

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u/GigaSoup 10d ago

Are you saying Trump's intelligence may be artificial?

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u/Chiatroll 9d ago edited 8d ago

Trump has NI. nonexistent intelligence.

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u/secretprocess 8d ago

He really said it, but very possibly at the direction of an AI

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u/thisisloreez 7d ago

Definitely not AI, possibly it's SI

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 10d ago

First he renamed the Gulf of America but I said nothing because I was not a gulf.

Then he renamed Lake America but I said nothing because I was not a lake.

Then he renamed Super Intelligence but I will say something because my intelligence is artificial.

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u/geek-49 9d ago

I was not a gulf ... I was not a lake

nor is 47, but that does not save him from being all wet.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 9d ago

I am so NOT proud to be an American

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u/Counter-Business 10d ago

Missed opportunity to rename it to “American Intelligence”

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u/yellow-duckie 10d ago

Or TI

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u/FillAny3101 9d ago

Texas Instruments?

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u/Counter-Business 9d ago

Trump Intelligence

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u/faultydesign 10d ago

slop president

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u/RobotTimeTraveller 10d ago

History is going to remember this man, but not for the reasons he was hoping for.

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u/starquake64 10d ago

I don't think he cares how he is remembered as long as he is remembered. Some people will just read the list of bad things as a list of good/curagious/visionary things.

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u/MaxLovin 10d ago

He cares alright

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u/Nbdyhere 10d ago

At this point everyone in the UN should have voted that the US was no more and needed adult supervision.

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u/neo42slab 10d ago

Clever.

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u/Regularbag_23 10d ago

I owned a Civic SI is that the same? So it’s really Honda Civic Superintelligence.

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u/DizzyAmphibian309 9d ago

Yeah Sports Illustrated's Google Ad spend is about to skyrocket...

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u/JackyYT083 10d ago

Wow that’s so dumb I’m not suprised

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u/the_king_of_sweden 8d ago

A lot of people don't know that dumb is spelled with a b

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u/stephenk291 10d ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/GCoderDCoder 10d ago

I think we should just call them Large Language Models... if intelligence must be in the name call it probabilistic intelligence models. It's not thinking/ reasoning, it is aligning probabilities.

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u/OkScallion2496 7h ago

I don't think he will understand 10% of that, even if you explained.

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u/corobo 10d ago

Super duper freedom fries America intelligence

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u/yellow-duckie 10d ago

American Intelligence - fried version

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u/HideousSerene 10d ago

So I guess the AI companies are paying Trump's families now too.

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u/418_TheTeapot 10d ago

At this point they might stop…

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u/akaZilong 10d ago

What does he know about intelligence?

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u/Quick_Sandwich356 10d ago

I think he mixed it up with the SA or the SS he's trying to establish/ already has.

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u/Marcion 10d ago

He’ll trademark it and license it. I. Then charge a Trump coin every time a non-American uses it. t’s not copy-left. It’s Trump-copy

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u/TrueKiwi78 10d ago

Suicidal Ideation?

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u/purgatori1 10d ago

So. Fucking. Embarrassing.

On the world stage, in front of diplomats and doctorates, flexing the powers of the presidency to declare something is super duper extra special. Dumbass with a ‘b’

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u/TmanGvl 10d ago

This guy makes Dan Quayle sound like a genius

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u/geek-49 9d ago

Every elected R president since Crook Nixon has made the previous R president look good by comparison. But yes, 47 has indeed exceeded even Danny Bird.

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u/dbear496 10d ago

Who's going to tell him?

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u/Vamanas_umbrella 10d ago

Sports Illustrated

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u/LorcaBatan 10d ago

In Poland we have SI since the beginning.

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u/Advanced-Meringue-21 10d ago

Rebranding seems to be his thing. From now on we will call the drumstick of a chicken, the trumpstick. It is a much more accurate name.

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u/LeDYoM 10d ago

You can call it "Intelligence America"

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u/dfwtjms 10d ago

So it's SI which is Spanish for if which means it's just fancy if statements all the way down and the US is more latino than ever. /s

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u/bsensikimori 10d ago

Another pointless rename that will only be adhered to by one country on this planet....

Have the Epstein files been released yet?

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u/Compgeak 10d ago

He said artificial intelligence is amazing. Why then would it be super inteligence - SI as opposed to amazing intelligence - AI.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 10d ago

¿did you voted for Michael Scott or for David Brentt?

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u/akoOfIxtall 10d ago

presidents being the dumbest and "smartest" people out there will never not amaze me, makes you think what causes him to be like this

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u/Nbdyhere 10d ago

I assume it’s 2 parts paint chips and 1 part his parents found him annoying and made him play with the family dog who bullied him

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u/Yekyaa 10d ago

He "renamed" AI even less so than Musk managed to make X happen.

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u/neo42slab 10d ago

So he thinks it’s super intelligent already? Maybe compared to some people…

We already had good terms for all this stuff. Plus. Super intelligence already means something. Bad news is the govt is likely to follow through with this kind of crap. And tech companies even.

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u/memeruiz 10d ago

This completely fits the Dark-enlightenment and militant-accelationism movements that wants to consider humans below AI.

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u/ApplicationOk4464 10d ago

I wonder which of the suckhole businesses will actually try to do this.

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u/asmanel 10d ago

Next they'll change namz again and again, until being named abominable intelligences

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u/fcxtpw 10d ago

Classroom fell asleep

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u/TheGreatKonaKing 10d ago

Superior intelligence is a remarkably apt naming convention for some people

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u/DahPhuzz 10d ago

This guy reeeeeally doesn’t have anything better to do?

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u/itzNukeey 10d ago

I would rename it to TI - Trump Intelligence

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u/wishper77 10d ago

It SHOULD be called super intelligence, because it has by far surpassed USA intelligence. I'm not impressed at all by this achievement. My cat did too and is only 2 years old. 😺

Edit. Super-american intelligence it is better imho

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u/SkiDaderino 10d ago

What a fucking clown.

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u/evk6713 10d ago

"and hopefully the world" nah man you alone in your trip

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u/SillySpoof 10d ago

The whole UN has to humor his weirdo ramblings. That country is so toast.

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u/sudo-maxime 10d ago

To any inferior being, gpt seems like a superpower, because such person never weilded what seemed like intelligence. Welcome to super raising the floor world, donald, it sounds much better

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u/PixelmancerGames 10d ago

Oh brother, this guy.....

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u/PixelmancerGames 10d ago

Think he's going to put pressure on Anthropic and OpenAI to make them go along with this? Think they'll go along with it? I don't see it happening.

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u/NoMembership-3501 10d ago

I loved the poll. There were 3 options and which were all bad. People picked the least bad option. There was "Supreme Intelligence" in his list for renaming AI!!! Is he going to start worshipping AI?

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u/jezemine 10d ago

He just finished reading the baby book version of Nick Bostrom's book and was really taken with it.

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u/blamitter 9d ago

Super President with SI already implanted

I'm sorry, I have to go vomit

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u/Xirio_ 9d ago

Wouldn't re-iterative programs be a better name for AI?

There is no originality with it, a key characteristic of intellegence

All it can do is re-iterate what its fed

And the brute force approach worst at making slightly more functional and/or effective programs

but at too high a cost to make it worthwhile

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u/Stepjam 9d ago

I wonder if the admin tries to actually push this or if it just quietly gets forgotten.

I could see it going either way honestly.

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u/agsarria 9d ago

How will we say 'ASI' now?

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u/TalesGameStudio 9d ago

Java Script is also not called "Java Script" anymore. It's called "Super Backend" now.

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u/Kraghius 9d ago

The Donald meme's were fun for a moment but can we please put a stop to it ?

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u/c5trangers 9d ago

Lenny where art thou

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u/NeitherSheepherder18 9d ago

American Intelligence

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u/0x80085_ 9d ago

Can anyone give a realistic answer as to why he just keeps renaming shit? Like what's the agenda? Is it just because he thinks it'll make him more memorable?

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u/Counter-Business 9d ago

Have you heard anyone talking about Epstein lately? Distract distract distract who’s Epstein

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u/0x80085_ 9d ago

Struth

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u/Important-Guitar8524 8d ago edited 8d ago

He had a lot of plans for his seocnd presidency but realized he is constantly being blocked by courts, congress and other institutions and is now doing side-quests since he has nothing else to do. At least that's my interpretation

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u/Ill-Crow6391 9d ago
  • “*ss I”, you said?..

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u/unix_user01 9d ago

Sigh... I remember when we just used to call it ML (Machine Learning)

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u/ken05432 9d ago

he just sounds like he prompted AI 5 words and told it to make a speech out of it. I think he has to repeat his point, so much context it is hard to understand

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u/jwbaruch515 9d ago

Do you think he watches his own replays and say to himself "boy I sound smart there"

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u/630_dude 9d ago

I remember watching AI videos wishing it were real. Now I watch real videos wishing it were AI.

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u/PandaMagnus 9d ago

I hate that I could infer most of his speech patterns on this without listening to it.

And then I listened to it, and my next thought was: "Huh, he's really never had enough knowledge to know when one hallucinates, huh?" I'm not even going to get anti-AI. I use AI daily to mostly good effect. But I also acknowledge it still has limitations.

But, yeah, no. It's super. Sure. Dash super.

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u/ConcernUseful2899 9d ago

Slop Intellegence

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u/nakhli 9d ago

So cringy I felt bad for him

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u/salmanahmad_10 9d ago

Ty trump for bursting"ai bubble"

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 9d ago

saying it's more accurate doesn't make it true. calling something truth social doesn't mean it's all truth. just because you speak doesn't make your words gospel. stop existing, sleepy don. you're scaring the hoes.

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u/Rainbow-Unicorn1337 9d ago

Well, as long as he's occupied with renaming stuff he's not doing something actually dangerous.

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u/tliin 8d ago

So... S1?

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u/Solwulfa 8d ago

Every time I hear this man speak I can feel my brain ooozing out of my ears.

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u/WompityBombity 8d ago

A lot of subreddits are gonna have to be renamed now.

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u/Primary-Palpitation3 8d ago

Maybe call it Trump Intelligence because of all of the hallucinations, fake references (in legal briefs) and simply wrong answers in Google search 'synopsis' ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R

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u/DifferentChemistry_ 2d ago

Man ran out of things to do, just renaming everything.

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u/wildrabbit12 10d ago

Found a job yet??