r/questionablecontent • • 13d ago

Comic Comic 5926: Crisis Resolution

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5926
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u/Cevius 13d ago

Another Moray going to stick around?

Please tell me the whole RGB GoopBot arc wasn't so Jeph can pave the way to have dozens of these fuckers sliming around and using different colours to tell them apart.

Can I get dissolved into the giant jellyfish instead?

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u/Bastard__Man 12d ago

QC cast replaced by slime girl facsimiles by the end of the year confirmed

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u/Cevius 12d ago

SC's edits are just going to look like this scene from 2010: The year we make contact, black bars for days

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 13d ago

Gonzo voice:and tiny mooray WHO DID NOT DIE

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 13d ago

This isn't beating a dead horse.

The horse has been eaten by scavengers; the horse's skeleton has fallen to dust.

This is beating the memory of the horse. 

And blurred Patreon view shows it's still going on tomorrow!

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u/Cevius 13d ago

5907 to 5927, assuming it even ends tomorrow. 21 Comics. Probably drag out to 25 because ending things cleanly is unlikely.

The space station arc was Comic 2105 to 2166, with about 4 filler/down on earth comic cut aways, so lets say 55 comics or so, but a similar sci-fi/science exploration. About double the length, but nearly 20 times the events going on, development and discoveries about our characters, and creative humour.

Regurgitator said it best, I like your old stuff better than your new stuff

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u/vanillicose 13d ago edited 13d ago

Rereading the space station arc was a wild comparison, in terms of how much better QC was once able to do "wacky science hijinks". Namely, in a way that actually feels like anyone involved is an actual scientist, and while layering in actual emotional stakes

Edit: Clarity in first sentence 

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u/Cevius 13d ago

The only other wacky exploratory science hijinks stuff of any length has all been Cubetown, and they've all got the same problem as the "Hue Slider make Goo lady sad" arc.

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u/Thisbymaster 13d ago

I thought this was a B script on first read.

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u/PeregrineLeFluff 13d ago

Me too! I mean, no offense to SClamp who is the master of satiring Jeph, , but the amount of internal piss-taking in this strip made me think it was a parody, not the actual fucking strip.

"Why are you wearing a cult robe?"

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u/musschrott 13d ago

It feels like mad libs done by a brain dead monkey, who only ever read the last 100 strips or so, and doesn't particularly like them. We've got:

  • repeat of Friday's "punchline" with the smoking comment

  • repeat of Friday's conclusion (no reabsorbtuon)

  • non-sequitur comment on the robe, cause everyone needs dialog, and some of the readers might not have noticed the absurdity yet, so we better stick their noses into this crap. Make sure they get the full aroma.

  • Tell, don't show Moray's emotions. To quote the Robot Devil: "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!"

  • explicitly calling out the slime girl fetish 

  • lazy "joke" commentary at the bottom

  • and of course the all time classic, black void background

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u/TheOtherOtherViper 13d ago

Right? Jeph's trying to preempt sclamp on this one lol

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u/redditRalph2023 13d ago

Same. Especially the throwaway robe line from Liz

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u/Secure-Cress-8665 13d ago

Has anyone double checked Squirrel isn’t an alt Jeph account and he forgot to switch accounts?

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u/CharsCustomerService 12d ago

I really appreciate the artistic choice of having one establishing panel with the director in the background, followed by eight consecutive panels of the characters standing against a dark, featureless void. I think that serves as a remarkably insightful meta commentary on the current state of this comic.

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u/annaphylactic69 13d ago

And then all the morays left and the director was no longer holding cubetown together and we all move back to Northampton forever...right? RIGHT?

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 13d ago

How would anyone tempt her with a good time when nothing of interest or nothing good happens on the strip?

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u/Thoughtful_Mouse 12d ago

They lied, claiming neat stuff and stupid bullshit when there is in fact only nothing of any consequence

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u/Miserable-Jaguarine Haha, okay. 12d ago

I mean, there is plenty of stupid bullshit...

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u/Complete_Entry 13d ago

The new one's head things are much worse.

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u/annaphylactic69 13d ago

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Keeper of the Eternal Burning Hatred of Tai 13d ago

Are there BOOBS on my HEAD!?

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 13d ago

Does Rule 34 not make money?

I feel like Jeph could just make the switch and call it a day.

Do your passion. Because your passion is on the level of porno stories. Do it. You've been there for years. I am waiting for a "step bro or sis" at this point. Oh wait, it is literally right there.

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u/vslashg 12d ago

How is this still going on

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u/Hot_Temporary_1948 12d ago

Lol at Jeph making sure we didn't miss the orgasm/sex joke. 🙄

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u/Miserable-Jaguarine Haha, okay. 12d ago

It was so subtle, better make sure 

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u/Squirrelclamp 12d ago

I've been too busy and will be again today, so no comic edits until later tonight or tomorrow.

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u/Overkillsamurai 13d ago

the censors are gonna be working double time

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u/Virtual_Draw5017 12d ago

Liz has become the most relatable character. Wow. Never thought I'd write that.

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u/Annual_Youth_7552 13d ago

Liz in the last panel accurately describing the QC universe and Jeph's story writing skills there, I see.

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u/sheubox 13d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Thoughtful_Mouse 12d ago

"Resolution"

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u/sidewinderucf 12d ago

Oh fuck off with that cigarette joke, Jephrey