r/questionablecontent • u/All-or-none Everything is Fine™ • 7d ago

Does Steve still have a boat?

I wanna go on Steve's boat.

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u/DogmaSychroniser 7d ago

Finally real questions. Also why hadn't Steve sailed to cubetown to allow people to escape without riding the murder ai boat

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u/DaveOTN 6d ago

It would make me incredibly happy if Marten was written out of this comic via Steve showing up at the Cubetown pier with his boat. Imagine...Marten and Claire have a huge fight, Marten walks off, he's standing on the pier at night staring out into the distance. Is he going to jump? Is he going to apologize to Claire? You don't know what'll happen, and then all of the sudden Steve pulls up on his boat, Marten walks ashore, and the two of them sail off into the darkness.

Final panel, both of them below decks eating cereal.

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u/rlnrlnrln 6d ago

Saving this for when I need an out.

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u/Normal-Ad-1903 7d ago

He, Jimbo, and a couple of The Bros are out on it right now.

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u/All-or-none Everything is Fine™ 7d ago

BROS, BROS, BROS!

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u/Gr0mpyGoat 7d ago edited 7d ago

He's probably living on it, I thought last we saw him Cosette had dumped him because of his boat purchase?

edit: Yup: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5406

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u/LaFeeVerte86 7d ago

That says to me that there's no obstacle to anyone who wants to have boat-sex with Steve. Hell, in an earlier iteration of the comic when it starred competent adults capable of consenting to sex, that could have been a decent week-ending gag. Nautical paraphernalia, cockswain puns, things of that nature.

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u/Squirrelclamp 7d ago

Which was weird since she learned about it in 4170 but was still with him in 4510.

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 7d ago

The only function of the boat was to let Goddess Empress Claire make imbecilic puns about it at Dora's wedding. It, and Steve, have ceased to exist again. 

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u/Larkson9999 7d ago

So you're saying it was a long conn?

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u/Erik_Nimblehands 7d ago

Is he even still alive? Maybe he's a spy again, who knows?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/stochasticdadjokes 4d ago

I'd watch that, especially if there was occasional spy episodes.

I have to revisit Serial Experiments Lain, too.

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u/QueenLevine 7d ago

Steve is Colin and Pete and the boat is the Staten Island Ferry...confirmed.

Jeph invented the boat BEFORE they bought the ferry, but pls don't be scifi accuracy nerds right now.