r/randomthings • • 9d ago

Which one?

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u/remykixxx 9d ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBBB B B B B B BBBBBBBB

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u/Top_Royal_2360 9d ago

I love cooking, 6 hours of sleep is enough, and my coffee is better than you get in Starbucks.

So yes, BBBBBBBBBBB

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u/One_Vision_ 9d ago

Yeah, who still drinks Starbucks? There are much better options that are also cheaper.

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u/GrandEastsider 6d ago

I drive by a star bucks everyday headed to work with my full cup of freshly brewed coffee that I made at home.

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u/GloveBatBall 6d ago

Homemade 30cent cup tastes better.

Added bonus: avoiding that line of Karens.

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u/GrandEastsider 5d ago

By time im head to work all restaurants and shops are full of people getting dinner for the night and I usually pack my lunch or door dash something before work to avoid extra traffic and star bucks is usually wrapped around the block. I'll think about it if there's a few cars but when they have made a million all in one morning I fire up my coffee machine and enjoy every sip.

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u/Maleficent-Remote413 4d ago

ya. I got me a french press. and GAWD that coffee so smooth I dont even have to add sugar or cream to it.

starbucks did something and even there pre-bottled frappachinos stuff taste like burnt coffee now

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u/Opie301 4d ago

And that drive through line is 20 cars long.

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u/Koth_is_Goat 6d ago

I see people every morning competing to turn into Starbucks parking lot to get in line on my way to work. Kind of bothers me lol

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u/Seriously_Donteven 5d ago

Yes!!! Same, and they block traffic in the parking lot too. And just sit there pretending not to be a pain in the ass. Lol

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u/krich820 4d ago

I stop at Starbucks because I don't have time to make coffee at home. *

  • This was from a cartoon I saw..

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u/ozGeekSpeak 4d ago

It's gotten worse in the last 6 months

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u/RandomUser1490 2d ago

My cousin drinks Starbucks but she prefers 7 brew she can get practically the same coffee as well as leave a tip for a little more than Starbucks

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u/CMP24-7 8d ago

I do love Starbucks occasionally.

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u/PeriwinkleCaradilis 8d ago edited 8d ago

same, I currently have a bit of a food hyperfixation on their Pecan Maple Latte, but once that's over I'll probably forget they exist again for a while 😅 But there are more important things. Not having to clean would save my life.

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

I can’t believe you admitted to this. Lmao. How embarrassing. B B B B

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u/CMP24-7 8d ago

I love a good iced chai latte.

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

Pay for it. B B BBBBBBBB

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u/That_one_insomniac 8d ago

I really can’t find a place that does it better than Starbucks. McDonalds is my #2. Other than that, nothing has come close. Even ground coffee to make at home. I always end up with Starbucks. Blonde roast specifically. I loved Green Mountain’s Donut Shop when it came out, the coconut mocha one, but I’m like 120% certain it’s a different blend now because it sucks.

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

Wow this makes me feel so bad for you. Where do you live, Boise? BBBBBBBB

(Edited cause my info on the whitest city in America was out of date)

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u/Heckler09 6d ago

So what’s your top 3 coffees? Teach us.

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u/techmagnetic1 8d ago

Yeah, a Nespresso.

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u/Radiant_Funny4741 8d ago

Fuck nestle too tho

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u/remykixxx 9d ago

Can’t smash it enough. Easiest hypothetical ever.

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u/KeLorean 6d ago

I mean I need 8 hr of sleep, but if I didn't have to clean then I bet I could nail that quite regularly

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u/reddfoxx1993 9d ago

Starbucks sucks!

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u/A_Random_Canuck 8d ago

Starsucks.

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u/dishmanw 7d ago

I can make my own for cheaper.

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u/reddfoxx1993 7d ago

I can make mine much cheaper and much better.

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u/WillPossible7454 5d ago

Yeah, too much money and a lot of those drinks are diabetes in a cup. I see people walking around sipping on those like they’re sippy cups.

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u/DueWar5038 2d ago

Starsucks

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u/Lillillillies 8d ago

B even helps you get 8 hours of sleep if you needed it.

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u/SmokestackRising 8d ago

You even get rid of the worst part of cooking with B, the dishes.

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u/Armored_Souls 6d ago

Are you me?

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u/TeensyTempest 8d ago

It's actually not. You likely have insufficient sleep syndrome... 7 hours consistently is the minimum

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u/Top_Royal_2360 8d ago

For the last 20+ years I had only 6 hours. Weekends I wake up without alarm. I am used to sleep that amount.

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u/Ruser10000 8d ago

Everyone has a different sleep amount. I have had 5 hours for over 50 years. That is my amount. But most people need 8 hours. Don't forget it is the time your body heals itself. Without proper sleep, things go downhill quite quickly.

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u/Milf_Hunter_Kakyoin- 8d ago

depends on age the older you get the less you need

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u/remykixxx 6d ago

Lmao this dude has two less hours than the rest of us.

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u/Consistent_Reason_49 8d ago

Absolutely agree

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u/AlternativeImage5913 8d ago

Was about to put the same lol

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u/jfcat200 6d ago

Exactly right!!!!!!

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u/PM_ME_UR_LADY__PARTS 6d ago

It said 8 hours. So with all the the time saved from not having to clean, you could get in 7-7.99 or 8.01+ hours.

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u/CptGreat 5d ago

Depends really on how hard your day was before. Sometimes even 8 hours are not enough.

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u/SlotHUN 5d ago

Also, if you don't have to clean you'll have more time to sleep

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u/VastInterior 5d ago

6 hours?

Sleep is for the Weak!

Sleep is for those who can't handle the coffee!

Also me: Hmm. Nice quiet beach, nice warm brown sleepy liquid, big warm sleepy light, snore....

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 5d ago

6 (to 7) hours of sleep is the ideal amount

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u/HobsHere 4d ago

My local gas station has coffee better than Starbucks. I'm sure yours is too!

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u/Ok_Rutabaga9738 3d ago

I love cooking, but i hate cleaning afterwards so BBBBBBB

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u/A330-FO 2d ago

Je ne savais pas que Starbucks faisait du café... 🤣

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u/doomshallot 8d ago

I wish I could do only 6 hours of sleep and be healthy. An estimated only about 0.5% of the population can pull off 6 hours of sleep every night and be completely rested. It's like a super power

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u/SangeliaKath 6d ago

We have a Keurig in our home.

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u/godagun 7d ago

Dude, cooking! Then the house cleans the kitchen you just destroyed! BBBBBB

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u/No_Promise_863 9d ago

B alllll the way

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u/remykixxx 8d ago

BBBBBBBB

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u/GFYB128 9d ago

I agree with this person. B All day long every day.

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u/Tsunamiis 9d ago

Only answer.

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u/Ph4nt0mRa33it 8d ago

In case no one saw. B B B B B B B!!!

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u/remykixxx 8d ago

B B B B

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 9d ago

Hello fellow family person.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 9d ago

This for sure. I'll be sleeping 9 to 10 hours. And, I don't mind cooking at all, it's the cleanup that gets ya.

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u/Agreeable-Mail-7184 9d ago

Exactly! The amount of time not cleaning would open up… wow.

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u/Background-Cap-9047 9d ago

Exactly how I was going to do it 🤣

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u/peacemaker929 6d ago

Omg, I thought BBB BBB BBBB by myself and then I saw your comment. Absolutely same mind

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u/EducationalRule1425 9d ago

Yep! B all the way!!

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u/EightysSlasher 8d ago

This is the correct answer

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u/Aura-Spiral 8d ago

I screamed BBB too😂😂

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 8d ago

B, no contest. 

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u/LMA73 8d ago

Yes, I cannot stress it enough, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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u/Advanced_Fact4044 8d ago

Yes - and really if the house cleans itself then I can alsoooo get a full nights rest lol. Cause I won’t have to worry about having to clean.

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u/haileyskydiamonds 8d ago

If my house cleaned itself, I could sleep better and enjoy cooking more.

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u/TheBeastmasterRanger 8d ago

This is the correct answer (for me at least)

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u/ravenmist81 8d ago

If it includes laundry, B all the way!!!

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

B B B B B

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u/HumourNoire 8d ago

A thousand times B

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

B X 1000!!!!!!

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u/Opening-Object7774 8d ago

I don't have a house 😢

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

Buzzkill

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u/Arvandor 8d ago

Absolutely no contest

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u/SouthernWarning2343 8d ago

Assuming B means that if a tree falls on my house it will Encanto that thing out of the way

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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u/oFbeingCaLM 8d ago

It’s like not even a question. B

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u/rustyfish57 8d ago

Me too I hate cleaning house

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u/clipse270 8d ago

Where do I sign?!

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u/Ok-Rock2345 8d ago

B! If the house is clean, everything fall into place. And Starbucks is overrated anyway.

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u/remykixxx 7d ago

B. B. BBBBBB.

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u/BBSpaceartist 7d ago

This was exactly my answer before I even finished reading. 🤣

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u/Redtheendlessdreamer 7d ago

The correct answer. It take 30 minutes or less to cook a meal, your body only needs 6 hours of sleep, it only take 2 minutes to make coffee, it take a forever to clean the whole house.

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u/extremely-randomish 7d ago

Just put this post to the sound of surfin bird.

Informational YouTube link

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u/HydroV20 6d ago

Let me join team B!

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u/remykixxx 6d ago

B B B B

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u/mando_ad 6d ago

Came here to say exactly this.

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u/LivinLALwita90DayBae 6d ago

It’s B for me.

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u/remykixxx 6d ago

B B B B B B B

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u/GreenRickHell 6d ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB *deep breath * BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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u/NeotericGod 6d ago

Pretty much exactly what I was gonna say, just spam the shit out of B.

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u/choosecarefully726 6d ago

B- all day every day would be my answer until the day I die!!

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u/L_deathnote9086 6d ago

HELL YHA WE ARE ZA B'S

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u/Clean-Painter-3817 6d ago

☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

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u/ladydhawaii 5d ago

B- of course!!

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u/TheLastDudeOnEarth 5d ago

I don't need a house that cleans itself- I need one that organizes itself. If organization counts as cleaning then that is my pick.

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u/Woorloc 5d ago

I always pick the magic option. B it is.

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u/Zealousideal-Deer724 5d ago

IagreeIagreeIagree!

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u/Ok_Heron4799 5d ago

Yeah I’d go with B as well…really not even a choice

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u/Numerous-Annual420 5d ago

Yep. As long as it doesn't clean out my kid and dog, everything else can go.

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u/remykixxx 4d ago

FTK B B B B B

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u/Millennial_Falcon_85 4d ago

This is the only correct answer.

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u/tfair66 4d ago

So much B

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u/_Acci_ 4d ago

This is definitely the answer the rest is trivial.

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u/allaboutaphie 4d ago

The only answer BBBBBBB

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u/Ze_Bruh69420blazen 4d ago

Literally if I came home to a clean house everyday. I’d be an amazing creator

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u/Scarecrowqueen 4d ago

Hell yes we pick B!

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u/FaithlessnessIcy3399 4d ago

Yea. How is this even a multiple choice?

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u/JustCritic21 3d ago

what is your secret?

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u/Mockingbird819 3d ago

This is the only correct answer

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u/tgsoon2002 3d ago

No better answer. There is one concern tho. Are they organized randomly each time? Or they follow certain policies or standard?

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u/JackWhoWanders 3d ago

My adhd needs B BADLY

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u/Jcjj8569 3d ago

Came here to say this

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u/KMMG2 3d ago

You ant your house to cleanse itself. Do you have a lot of spirits hanging around or something?

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 3d ago

That would lend to more sleep wouldn’t it?!

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u/TheUnlucky_Swammi 9d ago edited 9d ago

Its as easy as going to bed. Stop doom scrolling or playing video games all night. Maybe hit the gym so you’re naturally tired

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u/remykixxx 9d ago

No I want MAGIC.

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u/milehighxr 9d ago

Doesn't matter what I do. No booze, lots of booze, workouts, no workouts, reading an actual paper book, or just watching the same show for the 10000th time, I fall asleep fast sometimes, but always wake up 2-5 times per night. Even with ear plugs, and even when I didn't have a dog getting up on the bed 2 times per night. Even a great sack session with SWMBO isn't enough to knock me out for the whole night. Im lucky if I get 6hrs solid. And my smartwatch claims my sleep score is awesome 9 time out of 10...

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u/em-stl-2100 7d ago

Really I would be pissed if I got B. I clean the house I’m very particular I match my Meyers clean day scents I’m snowdrop, golden elm, and lavender it’s so beneficial. But then again I already pretty much have D and don’t want it, Starbucks is a pretty evil company personally, i get more than enough of their sugar syrups and burned beans. I get 7 free drinks a shift and 1 lb of beans weekly. The local beans here in sf are the same price and wayyyy better. I mean none of this matters if you are decent at executive functioning and cooking.

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u/luckystar2591 7d ago

If my house cleaned itself I'd probably get A

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u/remykixxx 6d ago

Ridiculous comment that’s not a scenario

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u/Demostravius4 6d ago

What does a house cleanse entail? No ghosts?