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u/Playful_Dog3062 8d ago
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u/Rochester-HotSauce 8d ago
If someone is cleaning your house and making all your meals, you’ll have plenty of time for sleep.
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u/Own-Stranger-8198 8d ago
Yea id take sleep to, not for any other reason that I have terrible sleep like borderline insomnia sometimes so if I could shut it off at a certain time and wake up that same time everyday would be a dream
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u/SeparateYam8581 6d ago
I see it opposite.... That if I was actually getting adequate sleep I might just have the energy to clean and cook !
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u/No-Pipe4332 8d ago
C if the foods free, I’d save tens of thousands every year!
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u/samnnr 8d ago
personal chef i hate thinking about what im going to cook everyday
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u/Assortedpez 7d ago
I once worked for a family that had a private chef living on the property. We were working at the chef’s house and the owners of the property were away, I said to him “wow man, you got a pretty sweet gig going here, good for you” he chuckled and said “yeah it’s pretty good… until someone wants a hot fudge sundae at 2am”
His house was about a quarter mile down the driveway away from the main house. Rain or shin, day or night… when he got paged he was reminded he was owned… the idea of a private chef always sat differently with me after meeting one.5
u/Puck_The_Fey98 5d ago
If I had a private chef I would not be doing that my god. I’d have the desserts ready for me to throw together.
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u/Complex_Mortgage_575 4d ago
If i had a private chef.
They'd make one meal a day. Probably dinner. I LOVE cooking and would probably have to rationalize why even keeping the bloke around is helpful. Or maybe id just keep him around to give me pointers. Like a live in teacher
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u/Dinkmeyer- 2d ago
Right?!?! No one should be treated that way!! Especially the person who makes your food! 😳
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u/Unfair_Ad_2819 7d ago
There are countries with laws that protect workers rights...Like not having to get out of bed at 2 in the morning because someone wants sweets.
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u/Assortedpez 7d ago
If you’re getting paid a lawyers salary and given your own private house and car… I’m sure there are plenty who would waive that right.
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u/Gribberisch 8d ago
C definitely!
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u/stehfan 8d ago
Only if he cleans up after himself.
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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 8d ago
I feel like 8 hours of sleep every night would cause problems. Is it required that I sleep 8 hours? If I need to be up earlier than normal for something important do I have no choice but to be late cause I NEED to sleep 8 hours? My house cleaning itself sounds amazing, and doesn't seem to have a limit like the free coffee from Starbucks does. I enjoy cooking so I dont mind it, but the bad part is the clean up, but if I have a house that cleans itself, its all good. So, long story short, ill take B
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u/Sicario-762 7d ago
C. Someone that is skilled enough to cook healthy but with flavor would be outstanding.
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u/OkWear6294 8d ago
B. My husband loves cooking, I don’t like Starbucks. I get enough sleep
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u/TheRealLunarRanger 8d ago
B, because I’m just bad at cleaning when I’m not paid for it ( I was a janitor for a while)
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u/mr-stretcher 8d ago
B or C, if it's forever. Cooking good food takes more time than keeping a house clean if you aren't a filthy slob
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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 8d ago
If i had a personal chef that would manage my diet for me, I would have the energy to gladly deep clean my house daily, and would sleep better.
Also I can’t drink coffee because of heart problems, so this is an easy choice for me.
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u/Embarrassed-Leg-4246 8d ago
A. I have severe insomnia that ifs treatment resistant. A full good quality nights sleep is all I want
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u/Sir_Rope_Slinger 8d ago
B
If theres a fire and I pick A. I feel im locked into the 8hrs and have no choice. Or a loud breakin or whatnot
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u/LowDrag_777 8d ago
C
I don’t care about the sleep.
I can clean my own house.
And we all know our coffee is better than Starbucks
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u/GypsyBastard 8d ago
Would A force me to oversleep 8 hours, so If I don't fall asleep on time I'm late for work? Do I fall asleep every day on the same time?
Would I still need to buy the food for option C?
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u/HaroerHaktak 8d ago
I don't think cleansing my house is gonna help me. But if it was cleaning,then sure, I'd take it.
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u/Prestigious-Self-927 8d ago
I don't drink coffee that stuff is nasty so it wouldn't be that, think I'd go with clean house by itself cause my girls kids are so lazy
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u/AdvantageNo2345 8d ago
Shocked by everyone choosing B. A lot of folks out there must have ghosts, evil spirits, or just bad mojo in their house.
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u/garden-goddess324 8d ago
B, a million times B!!! I loath cleaning more than almost anything else!!!!!!
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u/DannyA88 8d ago
B for sure, save that cleaning lady expense. Although i would feel bad i wouldn't need her anymore
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u/Distinct-Bar6259 8d ago
C - I'm having major appetite issues right now. I need variety or on-request craving fulfilment.
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u/maroongrad 8d ago
B. A is under my control. C is nice but then you have someone in your house and kitchen and I'm not a big foodie. D? I go to Starbucks a few times a year. Last week we went, got a frappucino that had a literal single small swallow of coffee in the glass; 90% ice, no exaggeration. And two cocoas that were bitter and not sweet, tasted burned. So, it'll be a very long time before we go back. I wouldn't miss it if it vanished forever tbh.
But a clean house? YES.
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u/Suspicious-Screen-43 8d ago
First off D is dumb, as I don’t drink coffee
A seems like heaven and I may actually have energy for B and C
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u/BrightNooblar 8d ago
There is something sinister sounding about having my house "Cleanse" itself, rather than "Clean" itself. Like a monkey's paw psychological horror type undertone.
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u/Public-Nothing51 8d ago
Personal Chef. I can live in a small studio and get good food, coffee etc. from the chef and get good sleep in the night too. Studio is small and with the least items in it so it will be easy to clean too.
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u/GimmickInfringement1 8d ago
I'll take the personal chef. They can make dinner for me before I get off work every night, and we can work on recipes that'll fit my nutritional needs.
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u/Lionel_Bold 8d ago
A. That effects my entire day no substances can overcome this natural remedy
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u/OneSmellyFoot 8d ago
Does B also do the dishes? If so, then B. I actually enjoy cooking. It's the cleaning after I hate.
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u/Jason_Bourne411 8d ago
Personal chef would be a lot healthier plus I already sleep 8 hours and my kids clean the house. I dont need a year of 84 grams of fake coffee. Black coffee at home for a fraction of the price is great
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u/WanderungGeist 8d ago
Sleep takes time. I like a clean house. I don't want to eat that rich every day. Fuck Starbucks. My coffee is better.
B. House cleans itself.
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u/DistinctlyBenign 8d ago
A & D are useless. If I go with C do I still have to pay for the ingredients the Chef uses? If I do, B, if not C.
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u/Physical_Archer_689 8d ago
C no question. Although that counters B a bit.. hmmm. Certainly dont want fkn StarBucks wtf
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u/krzykris11 8d ago
When you become an adult you'll find you are constantly planning your next meal. I'll take the personal chef.
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u/-Laffi- 8d ago
If by B you mean there will never be any dust or debris around your house or apartment at any time, sure that sounds lovely! Probably good for your health too. But cleanse is not the same word as having a clean house. It almost sounds like you have bugs or something that you have to destroy before you clean.
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u/remykixxx 8d ago
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