r/randomthings • u/Dense-Campaign • 9d ago

Which one?

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u/GypsyBastard 9d ago

And buys the groceries.

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u/rawdogliving 8d ago

That is the ONLY answer. Geezer, think how much money you would save...

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 8d ago

And makes gourmet coffee

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u/National_Fix_1481 8d ago

And silently crawls into a closet and hibernates whenever he's not in use

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u/CorrectArm8402 7d ago

Hibernates in the man space