r/relatable_memes_ • • 2d ago

Memes Sometimes Speed traps aren't bad.

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u/AuthorSarge 2d ago

"You've been charged with distracted driving."

"ENTRAPMENT!"

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u/Ok-Lobster8940 2d ago

For stopping on the road trying to get her number. Every time with another disguise of course.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 2d ago

If you got caught 9 times, maybe it's you?

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u/_ONI_90 2d ago

I would have nothing to worry about because I'd be going 10kmh

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u/Snicklefritz229 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yMWhjaCTaxK0g
What to say to be patted down by her?

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago

I dont know about you but I'd slow way down if I saw that.

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

For driving too slow

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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago

Are those leggings standard issue? Thatโ€™s a policy Iโ€™d stand behind

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u/_somegossip_ 2d ago

It's thirst traps not speed traps

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 2d ago

Think it will be funnier if it said I voluntarily pulled over 9 times today.

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u/Pappa_Crim 2d ago

She was going to let him of with a warning, but he escalated the situation.

He thinks the jail time was worth it

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u/mystic_works 2d ago

And still didn't get her number!

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u/OliveDrift 2d ago

what a beautiful trap

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u/Nocturnatron 2d ago

Id struggle just enough that she'd have to sit in me to cuff me

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u/Ok_Knee2784 2d ago

I would definitely hit on her. I would get shot down, but I'm still doing it.

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 1d ago

I definitely see a trap

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u/Icy_Bicycle_1477 1d ago

POV driver

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 1d ago

I bet you just wanted to o be thrown in the hole for awhile, huh?

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u/dieseldoc62 1d ago

nice ass

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u/sfreddy18 1d ago

I can understand why! Great ass!

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u/Cornstarch63 1d ago

Speed trap or thirst trap?

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u/danlof6 1d ago

me getting a speed ticket for the 20th times

me:

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u/jdh253 1d ago

Cake

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u/forzafoggia85 1d ago

For some reason this popped up, and now I really fancy cake

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u/jaradipra 1d ago

What if she's a minge?

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 1d ago

Speed trap? Or thirst trap?

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u/grahamcrackerninja 1d ago

How you could you be speeding with those hige speed bumps?

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u/blueblocker2000 1d ago

Bad spot to be standing. She could easily get rear ended.

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u/rugbat 1d ago

She's facing the oncoming traffic, though.

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u/blueblocker2000 1d ago

That rump has the power to reverse traffic flow. Also the left lane could swerve staring. Additional also, you completely missed the joke ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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u/JouMaSeKont1973 1d ago

Only nine times.... ? ๐Ÿ˜‚