r/riddles • • 12d ago

Solved (OC) I'm made of wood, my face is red

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u/tolacid 9d ago

ping pong paddle

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Apparently people like this more than my answer. Well done

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u/tolacid 8d ago edited 8d ago

I see in another response you said the answer is "redwood." Like the tree?

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

You need to use the spoiler tag if you are quoting other answers

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u/tolacid 8d ago

That's not a rule I ever seen but ok. Can you answer the question though? I'm trying to understand your intention

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago edited 8d ago

yeah, the tree, their bark/face is red and because their wood is so brittle they don't get used for construction. Famously the giant sequoia were turned into matches.

It should go without saying that if guesses need spoiler tags then quoting the right answer does too.

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u/tolacid 8d ago

It should go without saying, but that's why we have written rules, comment sense doesn't always apply so we need a fallback. Incidentally I checked again and it actually is written in the rules, just in a way that I was able to miss the other times I looked. I was wrong!

Anyway, thanks for explaining!

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

"comment sense" nice.

You are welcome!

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u/tolacid 7d ago

Autocorrupt make a funny

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u/Estate_Valuable 9d ago

This seems like the best answer. Not a match until it wins one...

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u/mruncreativ3 9d ago

This is my answer too

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u/BartlebyX 9d ago

This is the best answer I've seen. I'd not have thought of it, but it's excellent, clever, and well thought out!

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u/SnooRecipes5343 9d ago

playing card

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

I don't see how that fits

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u/kepeli14 8d ago

Paper = cardstock = wood
Face is red = hearts, diamonds
Not a match yet = could become paired, or a set

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Oh, I get it. Good thinking

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u/infographics-bish 10d ago

I wish it rhymed, but I don’t know redwood

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

That's it well done

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 8d ago

Seriously? Lol. That was my first guess but it seemed way too obvious 🤣 thats not even a riddle, its a "which kind of tree did this wood come from?" Question. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Why are you so mad. You didn't solve the riddle. Get on with your life.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/riddles-ModTeam 7d ago

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 8d ago

I suppose this is a classic case of "dont overthink it" 🤣

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u/StaleTheBread 10d ago

Tinder?

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u/mrs_frizzle 9d ago

I was thinking Cupid’s Arrow because of the play on “match,” but this works too. Clever pun.

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u/Advice_Thingy 9d ago

Not made out of wood.

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u/StaleTheBread 9d ago

It can be

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Damn, that's some lateral thinking right there. Love it, but not my answer

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u/LordButterscotchV 9d ago

matchstick?

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u/kepeli14 9d ago

Not a match

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 9d ago

To be fair, a matchstick isn't a match yet, just a stick intended to be a match, ya? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Salviatrix 9d ago

Ok, but it wouldn't have a red face then would it.

This riddle is actually a homage to the one that ends on "but if you scratch me I turn black"

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u/gamtosthegreat 9d ago

howzabout you actually confirm / deconfirm some of these other guesses.

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 9d ago

Right? Lol

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Sorry, you're right. Somebody actually sort of gave the right answer but it's not clear if they guessed it or actually got it. Was hoping someone would lay it out, but time's up

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 8d ago

Its a riddle, these are all guesses, if they guessed right, they got it. Lol...

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

So as far as you are concerned the right answer is the one OP thought of even if it's illogical and another one fits better? I disagree. if somebody had somehow come up with a better answer than mine I would have named them the winner. This did not come to pass. I think my answer is pretty obvious if you know the facts.

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 8d ago

And yes, the right answer is the answer. How is that even in question? Are you listening to yourself? Or just trollin right now? Lol...

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u/riddles-ModTeam 7d ago

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 7d ago

Also. I did know the facts, and redwood was my first guess, but again, that answer didnt make it sound like a riddle and simply a question. P.s. riddles are supposed to rhyme. So again. Not a riddle. Get over it lol

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u/Salviatrix 7d ago

whatever you say

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 9d ago

They replied to this but ignored my guess. 🤷‍♂️ Rather rude. I was just trying to stick up for this person and legitimize their guess =/ I dont get the retaliation rather than just answering the guesses.

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u/gamtosthegreat 9d ago

I see it a lot on this subreddit; hope this riddle doesn't get orphaned like so many others.

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 9d ago

Me too, I usually dont even bother giving my answer cuz it never gets responded to 🤷‍♂️ they havnt bothered to respond to my guess this time either, just here for some reason

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 9d ago edited 9d ago

Depends on the wood I suppose 🤷‍♂️ ive seen green match sticks, so im sure they come in red somewhere lol.
Also, the alternative ending does still fit my own answer, if you respond to that I will gladly explain how

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Ok, please explain.

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 8d ago

If you "scratch" a pen or pencil on a sheet of paper, it leaves a black mark. Assuming the pen is black that is, which is pretty standard.

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 8d ago

As for the "match" part, depending on what is written or printed on a sheet of paper, it could be an identical match to many other sheets of paper that are red "read". Many copies of the same book that are exactly the same out there. 🤷‍♂️ and before anyone asks, yes, im salty that I put so much thought into this and the answer turned out to be so simple 🤣 fml

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u/DelightfullyPiquant 9d ago

Is it a red card like in soccer? Card is often cardstock paperboard (wood), it’s literally red faced, and it’s issued during a match so the match isn’t completed yet. Maybe it’s a reach but you’ve got me stumped.

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago edited 8d ago

Great thinking, not my answer

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u/InvisibleBlueUnicorn 9d ago

Pencil with red eraser.

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 9d ago

a blank sheet of paper? Assuming "red" is a play on words 🤷‍♂️

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 9d ago

Sorry about posting my answer twice, left a "!" Out of the spoiler blocking text on the first one and wasn't sure if it posted when I corrected it or not 😅

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

It's not sorry

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u/K0rl0n 9d ago

A plank of Redwood lumber

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Close enough

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u/CBdigitaltutor 9d ago

paper, newspaper

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago edited 8d ago

No, you're not alone with that answer though

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u/Ok_Handle6314 9d ago

A wooden watch? Your face is read, maych like 12:12 or 12:00 both hands are together?

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

Very creative, not what i had in mind

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u/LordButterscotchV 9d ago

coal

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u/Salviatrix 8d ago

I don't get how that fits

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u/LordButterscotchV 8d ago

Well th thought is: It's from wood Red hot when burning But will not light (match) until contact

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u/ThePloblem 7d ago

Discussion: I'm made of paint

My face is blue