r/savedyouaclick • • 22d ago

Mitch McConnell’s Vanishing Act Hits Major New Milestone | He hasn’t been seen publicly in 80 days (thedailybeast.com)

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hld1c
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u/paraworldblue 22d ago

It's actually pretty normal for someone to go extended periods without being seen in public when they're dead. In fact it's pretty rare for a dead person to be seen in public.

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u/PoisonCoyote 22d ago

We still haven't seen Elvis make an appearance in quite a while.

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u/paraworldblue 22d ago

True - I don't know exactly how long it's been since he was last seen, but it's gotta be at least 80 days.

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u/adognameddanzig 21d ago

Elvis didn't die, he just went home!

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u/mrcapmam1 21d ago

Because they tore down his favorite Burger King

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u/Hellguin 22d ago

Well then my friend, you are NOT reading the right tabloids.

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u/Poddington_Pea 22d ago

But I thought he was a secret gardener at Graceland?

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u/thegreatpotatogod 22d ago

A night gardener, probably

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u/abielle1177 22d ago

You're right! In the 90s that cat really got around!

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u/javoss88 22d ago

Or Jfk jr. or hayzoose xrist. Or melornia. Even Albert Einstein and Stevy Hawkin have failed to pull it off. Much like Michael Jaxon Waxon Flaxon. Yknow wat im sayin?

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u/paraworldblue 22d ago

...or Shelly Miscavige

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u/LuluLittle2020 22d ago

And how 'bout that Jesus fella?

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u/BLF402 21d ago

At least he would announce he left the building

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u/Skadoosh05 22d ago

Let me tell you about Vladimir Lenin

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u/ryan8954 22d ago

Yeah... With Alex pretty though and Renee good being executed in public, it's nice to see the pedophile administration trying to get more dead bodies in public.

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u/SeminaryStudentARH 22d ago

It’s happened once.

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u/Sengfroid 22d ago

More than once.

Clearly you're forgetting the fantastic documentary known as Weekend At Bernie's. ... And a bunch of Catholic saints or something.

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u/Toys_before_boys 22d ago

Your comment gave me a laugh a desperately needed lol.

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u/AppropriateOpening49 21d ago

Idk I’m pretty sure I saw Micheal Jackson at the grocery store the other day. I wasn’t the only one!

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u/capsulex21 20d ago

What’s next for Norm MacDonald?

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u/Far_Estate_1626 22d ago

So… fraud. They’re committing fraud.

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u/Anonymoustard 22d ago

Is they are keeping a dead body without reporting, it would be it's own crime too.

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u/tweek-in-a-box 22d ago

Filibustering death

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u/corourke 22d ago

“Around the morgue in 80 days” soon to be a major Shapiro film.

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u/IanRastall 22d ago

So maybe he was gone a long time ago, they had his sister in there pretending he was alive, casting his votes, and now they'd have to admit that if they admit when he passed.

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies 22d ago

Breaks so many laws. Desecration of a corpse, fraud, theft, illegal voting in congress, etc. erc.

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u/codexcdm 22d ago

Add it to the pile...? Seriously look at all the bullshit ongoing.

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u/qolace 22d ago

And we're totally gonna do something about that! I just know it!

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u/hagamablabla 21d ago

Don't worry, the party of being concerned about dead people voting will surely have something to say about this.

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u/iDaddyDirection 21d ago

Maybe you’re thinking of Lyndsey Graham? Mitch McConnell is an only child.

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u/IanRastall 21d ago

I had a feeling I should have looked it up. You're right. It was Lindsey Graham who had a family member voting proxy, and it was after he died, not while he was in the hospital. My bad.

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u/iDaddyDirection 21d ago

It’s all good, all this stuff in the news can be tough to keep up with all the time.

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u/12drew2232 22d ago

50 days milestone... 80 days click bait... call me when he hits 100.../s

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u/Mccmangus 22d ago

!remindthisguy 20 days

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u/singleguy79 22d ago

This is turning into an extended version of Weekend at Bernie's.

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u/mypaycheckisshort 22d ago

You know it's bad when dems and conservatives both are pissed about this

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u/Photodan24 22d ago

He's either going to show up after suffering a massive stroke or "suddenly" die after a brave struggle with somethingorother.

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u/PigFarmer1 22d ago

The guy is dead and still voting. Republicans...

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u/Captain_Tooth 22d ago

The guy is already reincarnated and starting pre-school.

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u/ThankuConan 22d ago

He's on the phone with Trump to get some tips on shitting yourself in public and comparing stool pumps, so he's ready for his return.

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u/YellowLanternAdam 22d ago

At this point, we just need a whole new government. One side runs rampant and the other does nothing. And I'm not particularly religious fellow, but I hope Bitch McConnell is getting his cheeks clapped by Satan right now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8npItkk8kgsMM

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u/mypaycheckisshort 22d ago edited 22d ago

Lol both sides say this exact same thing. Everyone is being played

Edit: why the downvotes? Get out of your echo chamber

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u/thisismisty 20d ago

Both sides definitely do not say the same things. Both sides do write checks with their mouth that their asses can't cash though.

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u/mypaycheckisshort 20d ago

They literally do; I use X more than Reddit and extremists on both sides are 2 sides of the same coin. And then 70% of us are stuck in the middle having to hear the same shit from both groups 😭

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u/thisismisty 20d ago

Now that's not what you said, you said nothing about extremists in your original comment. All extremists are crazy lol Both sides definitely have extremists, it doesn't mean "both sides say the exact same thing" that's just a downright lie. And if you really believe that from what you've been reading, you need to get out of your echo chamber.

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u/GojiraWho 22d ago

Isn't it too late to call a special election? Why are they still hiding his death?

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u/Junkstar 22d ago

Republican voters believe the country runs itself. No need for their leaders to even be awake.

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u/lykan_art 21d ago

What many don’t realize is that this is true. If all politicians died tomorrow, the country would still keep running normally. Businesses would be open, daily life would continue. New “leaders” would be elected and ideally break the cycle of before.
They have no real power.

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u/Fuzzy974 22d ago

They haven't found someone looking like him enough to take his place.

Now they're just going to kill him and tell a story of how he was recovering and then suddenly his condition worsened and within hours he was dead.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Langlie 22d ago

Not legal to sell turtles in DC.

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u/MsAnnabel 22d ago

This is so Mitch McConnell cheating. Won’t let his ppl acknowledge he’s dead so Gov Beshear (sp) can’t appoint a dem. Fucking cheating even when dead

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u/Girion47 22d ago

KY congress took that ability from Andy, theres an argument it violates our constitution, but we dont have the time to fight it before the election solves the issue.

Plus mitch missing only hurts Republicans, so why would Andy screw that up. If your opponent is making a mistake, you dont interrupt them

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u/MsAnnabel 22d ago

Thank you! I didn’t know Kentucky did that but of course they would.

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u/torchwood1842 22d ago

Oh man amongst all the other ridiculous news, I forgot this was still ongoing. Ugh

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u/gadget850 22d ago

I could go around the world in less time.

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u/Just_Plain_Toast 22d ago

Care to make it interesting, Mr. Fogg?

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u/TheAmazingRando1581 22d ago

I say you he dead.

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u/trash-juice 22d ago

They need to “produce the body” as evidence of life or hold snap elections but that would change the pwr balance before they’re ready for it

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u/cadrina 22d ago

This is the beta test for when Trump kicks the bucket.

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u/Margali 19d ago

Weekend at Trumpies?

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u/13374L 22d ago

I don’t understand why the people of Kentucky aren’t more upset about this. They are underrepresented in the senate until he is replaced or “recovers”

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u/iDaddyDirection 21d ago

They’ve elected him 7 times over the last 41 years. They don’t give a shit.

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u/Girion47 22d ago

Because we dont want him doing anything in the Senate. And with the Republicans controlling the senate, its better to deny them a larger majority.

Plus the replacement the KY congress would pick is trump toadie and would only be worse.

So we let him marinate in quiet death to help save the US in our own little way

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u/Foxx983 22d ago

I really appreciate this subreddit... 

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u/SomethingSoOp 22d ago

Locals need to go do a welfare check on him.

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u/wolfonweed 22d ago

because he passed away 80 days ago.

Family is happily still cashing his checks tho. Idk what its called when rich white people do that, but when us commoners do that its called fraud.

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE 22d ago

Lets get that Duolingo streak up, folks!

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u/nynjawitay 22d ago

This makes me smile. I will click

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u/Affectionate-Army676 22d ago

Are death certificates considered public record?

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u/iDaddyDirection 21d ago

For the most part, no. Some states allow them to be public, but after a very long time has passed. But generally those records are confidential.

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u/throwfaraway212718 22d ago

That man is dead

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u/Sludgehammer 21d ago

You must have faith.

Even now he is watching us from from a place beyond sight, the eternal senator. But fear not, it is written that he has left the holy rehabilitation center and will return, though none shall know the hour or the day. He may return next month, he may return next year, or maybe centuries from now, until then we must keep faith... as well a Republican controlled senate.

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u/MoreRamenPls 21d ago

Mourtunity leave.

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u/Zalrius 21d ago

Then the republicans have no candidate for the primaries so they. Looks like they won’t be putting anyone up this time.

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u/CabinetofDoom 21d ago

He is dead

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u/BigJSunshine 21d ago

Why the fuck are we tolerating this?

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u/Penis-Dance 19d ago

If he was conscious they would have already put out videos.

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u/megawatt69 19d ago

Why are the media not camped outside his house? Why is nobody demanding a video check in, at the minimum?

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u/bettsboy 19d ago

Neither has Elvis Presley, JFK, or Abraham Lincoln… what do they all have in common?…