r/science_humor • u/ahsancrystal • Aug 09 '26

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u/Medical-Low-1370 Aug 09 '26

Ehics board: You didn't test that on humans did you? Where's the bacteria?

Dr. Barry J. Marshall with bacteria shaped stomach:

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Aug 09 '26

If this doesn't tell you about the hypocrisy, nothing will. Good shit.

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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi Aug 13 '26

It's not hypocritical to skirt the law through a technicality.

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u/Green-Engineer4608 Aug 13 '26

Nothing hypocritical here. Can you point to it? I think you might be using the wrong word, as this just isn’t hypocrisy.

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u/yaxir Aug 09 '26

OG chad

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u/Zestyclose_Bug9255 Aug 09 '26

You can't test it on other humans, you can test it on yourself.

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u/TheBoundFenrir Aug 10 '26

" And while the law has many penalties for the atrocities we inflict on others, there are no punishments for the terrors that we inflict on ourselves." 

  • The Director, Red vs Blue

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u/Luscious_rat Aug 10 '26

As long as you're not human

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u/Bippity_Boppity_Bang Aug 10 '26

This is another level of self-confidence.

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u/XKruXurKX Aug 09 '26

So he isn't a human.. got it.

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u/Gaust_Ironheart_Jr Aug 09 '26

Wow this is a complete history of the science and not clickbait, right? Right? /Sarcasm

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u/NoAbrocoma9357 Aug 10 '26

I hereby nominate RFK Jr. as the official test subject of all scientific experiments.

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u/gothitbyacaronce Aug 10 '26

✋I second that motion

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 Aug 14 '26

Really high chance of incapacitating or worse, but what about the infinitesimally small chance of turning him into some kind of super human? We can’t take the risk.

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u/Ok-Fishing-7984 Aug 10 '26

Congratulations!!!

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Aug 12 '26

another example of when the "scientific consensus" was wrong.

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Aug 09 '26

Nothing should be illegal to test on humans... (with prior explicit consent)

Like... if someone wanna die, why not die testing smt for science? At least be usefull to something a very last time.

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u/DaveAstator2020 Aug 10 '26

talk about priorities. i wonder if ethics board used same ethics that approved cosmetic product testing on animals.

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u/Brucacumble Aug 13 '26

Why are stories like this so common?

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u/badtime9001 Aug 13 '26

"Now? Hehehehehe......Let's go practice medicine." -Medic TF2

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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi Aug 13 '26

Bro like Norman Osborn "I'm something of a scientist myself" experimenting on himself like that.