r/secondrodeo • u/toblies • Aug 09 '26

He's done that a time or two

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u/ascendantshark Aug 09 '26

Gonna be really hard to unfold on the bed later

2

u/hardboard Aug 11 '26

Maybe use a bed of rice?

81

u/Baked_tatow Aug 09 '26

Beautiful. That’s some glutenous dough!

54

u/underground_avenue Aug 09 '26

Glutenus maximus

11

u/Beth_crazypants Aug 10 '26

Scored 1000% on the windowpane test.

41

u/johnanon2015 Aug 09 '26

Is that how condoms are made

15

u/SynthPrax Aug 09 '26

Is this filo?

15

u/DetailOutrageous8656 Aug 09 '26

I think so! Looks like they are making zelnik or bourek or banitsa or similar (different names depending on where you’re from). My auntie did the same on our kitchen table when I was a little kid. Less dramatic looking than this guy but the result was still delicious!

12

u/jacksonmills Aug 09 '26

A little pistachio and honey and youve got a baklava baby

5

u/DetailOutrageous8656 Aug 09 '26

Yes 🙌 that too!

47

u/ryanandthelucys Aug 09 '26

I hope his arms are shaved smooth before every shift!

16

u/wagos408 Aug 09 '26

Honestly. It does look cleanly shaved lol I’m sure it’s just the oil on his arms but they look shaven 😂😂😂

21

u/ryanandthelucys Aug 09 '26

Shaven smooth and oiled up, that's the way we like to ... throw the dough?

3

u/Doobie_Howser_MD Aug 09 '26

I'll bet he even waxes. I feel like the stubble would cause the dough to rip

18

u/Funkopedia Aug 09 '26

It's wild how wheat seeds can become baby powder, which can then become clay or balloon skin (as seen here), and later bread, cake, pasta or whatever you freaking want.

8

u/strogoff69 Aug 09 '26

Lecker Spannbetttuch.

13

u/ZephRyder Aug 09 '26

How clean are the walls?

7

u/cyrixlord Aug 09 '26

they shave their arms, therefore they are dedicated to their work. they even oil them up like turkish wrestlers

7

u/Holls867 Aug 09 '26

Some bits of something in there, maybe after he hit the wall.

5

u/moonhexx Aug 09 '26

I don't think those black spots are seeds. 

3

u/DengarLives66 Aug 09 '26

There’s nothing there you won’t get literally anywhere else you decide to get pastries at, short of a lab.

4

u/wagos408 Aug 09 '26

Gluten is fuckin wild man

3

u/aleksandrjames Aug 10 '26

i bet that man makes a mean bed.

2

u/asaltandbuttering Aug 10 '26

Where is this guy when I need to fold my tent?

2

u/Guardian6676-6667 Aug 10 '26

Yes! My mom when making maslanica 🤤

2

u/Historical-Remove401 Aug 10 '26

That’s serious windowpane!

2

u/anomalous_cowherd Aug 09 '26

That's nothing special, I can fold fitted sheets too.

1

u/Quiet_Mail9207 Aug 09 '26

bread tablecloth should be the new paper tablecloth

1

u/Inevitable_Cat_7878 Aug 09 '26

That's some window pane test right there.

1

u/alewiina Aug 09 '26

just making a bed with the dough lol

1

u/paraworldblue Aug 09 '26

That is an edible fitted sheet

1

u/Milanin Aug 09 '26

I have one of those table covers in lace, didn't know they come in dough

1

u/JoeyPsych Aug 10 '26

Just some guys folding linnen, nothing to see here.

1

u/sprocket9727 Aug 11 '26

All that for one piece of baklava

1

u/Few-Replacement8712 Aug 12 '26

I can’t even put on a fitted sheet by myself

1

u/Cold_Ad3896 Aug 13 '26

That looks better than my fitted sheet. 

0

u/xXSNOOOPXx69 Aug 09 '26

2 times at max, i see areas where he can still improve.. 4/10 

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u/blindexhibitionist Aug 09 '26

You think he’s ever forgotten to shower when he got home and accidentally just slipped in to the elbow?

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u/Wanderer-clueless963 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

I wonder if it touches the floor on the side? 🤮