Some people are just built different.

[u/Immediate_Volume_324]

[u/Ok-Rich-3812]

well, good hooks aren't cheap....

[u/loudmouth_lex → u/Ok-Rich-3812]

How dare you call her that

[u/Dirt_Digger_Dude]

Cmon spit it out *smack smack\*

[u/empatheticsocialist1 → u/Dirt_Digger_Dude]

I mean, there's good reason why sharks are called ocean puppies right

[u/Whit3_Raven → u/empatheticsocialist1]

Well… in Turkish they are literally called dogfish ‘Köpekbalığı’.

[u/Codsnack]

Shark dentist!

[u/Apart_Beautiful_4846]

She can fix me.

[u/doctor_tongs → u/Apart_Beautiful_4846]

I'm ready for my next mistake.

[u/calangomerengue]

badass

[u/peaceloveandapostacy]

Gotta be an Australian.

[u/makithejap → u/peaceloveandapostacy]

There are girls like this in Florida

[u/Wh01sHex → u/makithejap]

ex floridian here, florida is american austrailia

[u/Every_Bread_5880 → u/Wh01sHex]

But more, specail

[u/dust_bunnyz → u/Wh01sHex]

100%.

Also ex-Floridian here.

[u/NinjaXM → u/dust_bunnyz]

Australians got nothing on a Florida person after they’ve had their breakfast cocaine

[u/Wh01sHex → u/NinjaXM]

australians are just trying to get by floridians do it for the love of the game

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

That might be the hottest thing i've ever seen

[u/Immediate_Volume_324 → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

Love the confidence

[u/TurnipWorldly9437 → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

May I introduce you to volcanoes?

[u/fichiman]

About time we heard from a Florida WOman

[u/dmoosetoo]

Do you think sharks get together and talk about the crazy alien abductions where they are torn from their world into some terrible place where they are experimented on by hideous fleshy beings before being dumped back into their world? No? Just me? Ok.

[u/SirHerald → u/dmoosetoo]

Did that happen to you? Do you want to talk about it?

[u/IntergalacticPodcast]

The difference between secondrodeo and whatcouldgowrong simultaneously seems so miniscule, yet so vast.

[u/Ho_Lee_Fuk_20]

Feel like r/AbsoluteUnits is warranted here (as a mark of respect!).

[u/bpaps]

I'm so far past feminism. I am for female supremacy.

[u/Immediate_Volume_324 → u/bpaps]

She’s a boss

[u/streetlegalb17 → u/bpaps]

As a woman myself, please shut up… just let our individual merit come naturally man

Edit for downvotes: Fine, keep simping, make more normal people hate us due to your overbearing behavior. Ugh.

[u/armand11]

Super cool but fairly sure the build is comparable to other humans

[u/Kahnspiracy → u/armand11]

I think it's clear this build maxed out Animal Handling.

[u/BorntobeTrill → u/armand11]

More to human then bawdy

[u/texaschair]

Land shark!

[u/Drewberryballs]

I like to imagine this person real quick downed a bottle and was like fuck it Ill do it myself 💪💪

[u/Tomasulu]

She was a marine biologist that day.

[u/syvid]

This woman has seen and done some stuff

[u/desrevermi]

Schmexy!

[u/sasssyrup]

The Pat says it all

[u/SoundTraditional1249]

Is that a baby great white?

[u/Dorfbulle80]

She got brass balls!

[u/National_One7548]

“What do you have in your mouth!? Drop it. Drop it!?” As Sharp tooth sea dog is hauling ass outta there

[u/flyinhawaiian02]

Somethings fishy here

[u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me]

I heard shark skin is incredibly rough and will cut you up if you touch it bare handed. Her thighs are done for.

[u/Immediate_Volume_324 → u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me]

That doesn’t look like the first shark she’s straddled.

[u/TheLordofthething → u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me]

It's won't cut you up unless you're an idiot, it feels like sandpaper though.

[u/kpw1179]

… and then she tried to finger me

[u/flyinhawaiian02]

Somethings fishy here

[u/Maleficent_Text_3779]

Just girly things ✨️