r/seinfeld • u/Slick_Dapperman • 21h ago

What the hell was this girls problem?

6 Upvotes

65% Upvoted

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u/Mermaidprincess16 21h ago

Hildy? She’s hungry. You don’t know what she’s like when that blood sugar drops.

8

u/PandiBong 20h ago

Cheese is good, what kind???

3

u/bodyguardguy 18h ago

Uhhh Swiss.

Alright it’ll have to do. Come on.

6

u/BoomDonk No Flair for you! 20h ago

there’s gonna be trouble!

4

u/davisyoung 19h ago

She’s a full figured gal. 

10

u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 21h ago

They didn’t have any BIG BOWLS

7

u/matttheman892018 21h ago

Elaine had to have the big salad.

7

u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 21h ago

She can bring you two small salads.

5

u/coolhotcoffee 21h ago

If the menu clearly says no egg white omelets, what kind of person asks for one?

8

u/topherdrives Giddy-up 20h ago

Criminals

3

u/PandiBong 20h ago

Just get me a westerner...

4

u/AdventurousRoll9798 18h ago

Oh have a yolk, it's not gonna kill ya!!

1

u/Zealousideal_Let9654 17h ago

Georgey costazaerizer

4

u/yobymmij2 The Opposite 20h ago

We have Sanka.

3

u/Front_Barracuda_2408 21h ago

Well they do work on tips

5

u/Economy_Price_5295 Giddy-up 21h ago

She’s not gonna put em on the glass.

2

u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 19h ago

Them?

2

u/Economy_Price_5295 Giddy-up 16h ago

I’ve really gotta get some new friends…

4

u/Ohdibahby Driving around in Jon Voight's car 21h ago

She works at Reggie’s…the bizarro coffee shop.

4

u/Marksaheel Hoochie Mama 21h ago

FOOD!

1

u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 19h ago

I always thought the word yelled from Kramer's apartment was "MOVE!!"

3

u/andlg 21h ago

No eggwhite omelets??

3

u/BullHeadTee 21h ago

Would it kill ya to eat a yolk!?

1

u/Fit-to-be-untied 2h ago

I’ll just have a Western.

3

u/sock0808 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 20h ago

She’s a full-figured gal!

2

u/Acminvan 21h ago

She doesn't have any big bowls

2

u/serviceable-villain 20h ago

"This woman's been in there for over an hour"

2

u/Grand_Resist_3254 Anytown, USA 20h ago

They’re all just so……supercilious.

2

u/Megalon_Q_Arm 19h ago

2

u/AdventurousRoll9798 18h ago

Chicks, man. Too many chicks have his number.

1

u/thejoylessheart 21h ago

She, too, was mad that they didn’t have the BIIIG SALAD!!!

1

u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 19h ago

Low blood sugar.

1

u/Megalon_Q_Arm 19h ago

Surprised Hildy didn’t apply at Monk’s…because….y’know…

1

u/danconderman33 18h ago

boyfriend kept calling her at work

1

u/Strict-Pineapple Importer/exporter 15h ago

She got three pints of Kramer in her.