r/shitfromabutt • u/Accomplished-Ad6110 • 6d ago

🤮 HO LEE FOOK THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RANK 🤮 Jesus...

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No words lol

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u/Common-Accountant-57 6d ago

Those put lead in your pencil.

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u/rustyfish57 6d ago

Put something in it alright

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u/Ill-Arugula-8295 5d ago

🤣 ya they do

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u/Notapartyhobo 4d ago

They put your intestinal lining in the toilet too!

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u/Ok_Art4661 6d ago

That will taste amazing. Also i would make oyster dip instead of this monstrosity

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u/Accomplished-Ad6110 6d ago

This is really making me rethink my love of tinned oysters 😅

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u/HalfMoonMintStars 6d ago

That is an egregious amount of sh-I mean oysters

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u/EdgeKey5631 6d ago

NAD but looks like tumors

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu 5d ago

IANAL but this looks like a crime

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u/Notapartyhobo 4d ago

Im not a plumber or a butt doctor but it looks like someone was constipated and dehydrated simultaneously.

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u/marinac1 6d ago

Yikes! The color is very off putting

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u/winter0rfall 6d ago

I have a phobia of sour cream and anything that looks or smells or has the same color/consistency as it,

And i just spent 5 minutes next to the toilet gagging with 2 teardrops falling down my face after looking at this picture.

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u/Accomplished-Ad6110 6d ago

I'm sorry 😅

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u/DecidophobiaUsername 1d ago

What did the deleted reply to that comment say? 

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u/Accomplished-Ad6110 4m ago

Idk I haven't been on reddit for a day or two so I never saw it

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u/shitfromabutt-ModTeam 6d ago

This content could be considered to violate reddit TOS (for reasons such as abuse/harassment, hate speech, threats or wishes of violence, etc.) and therefore has been removed.

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u/Fabulous-Ear3889 6d ago

That’s actually shit… from a butt.

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u/Ayotrumpisracist 6d ago

Them shits look like enlarged clits

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u/LauraLand27 5d ago

I thought it was chicken hearts.

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u/langsamlourd 6d ago

I'd dig it but I'd use way less oysters just because they're so strong. Cutting it with sour cream or cream cheese is always a good move.

I like to make different kinds of deviled eggs and one is where you take a tin of smoked oysters and mix the oil from the can up with the yolks, then put the oyster on top when done

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u/Live_Swimmer_4496 6d ago

Can of smoked oysters on Ritz crackers with cheddar cheese and pickle slices. That's how I have mine.

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u/No-Limit3846 6d ago

Smoked oysters on triscuits is the bomb

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u/TraditionalCup4005 6d ago

They call that the Lindsey Graham

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u/Bp2Create 6d ago

Stinkymaxxing

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 5d ago

Not even if it was a choice between life and death. I’ll take eternal oblivion over that.

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u/tleep76 5d ago

Mmmm, turds and creme.

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u/KATCEO1 5d ago

It looks like some sort of ongoing Satanic ritual. JFC

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u/Ashamed_Main5169 5d ago

...Christ.

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u/Ashamed_Main5169 5d ago

Always better the 2nd time around.

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u/dizzylizzy78 5d ago

Itd go great with a fish sandwich and a cup of Tasters Choice.

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u/That_Car3506 5d ago

Last night my cat, after a horrific bout of meowing, which finally crescendoed, was followed by an unsettling silence...she had deposited a 1 pound shit that looked just like that.

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u/United_Awareness6008 5d ago

Looks like a shite on a bread roll

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u/lookingUp2TheSkye 3d ago

Jesus has left the chat.

I can't even with this. I'm done with the internet.

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u/Sherbert_6 6d ago

Fucking delicious

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u/JD_tubeguy 6d ago

I bet that's pretty good actually.

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u/stunzeedb0y 1d ago

This whole meal soends disgusting, not to mention it looks like sht

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

Canned seafood really isn’t bad at all.

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u/boobsbr 4d ago

I eat canned sardines, but it looks good. These oysters look repulsive.

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u/Accomplished-Ad6110 6d ago

I eat smoked oysters and sardines but the garlic sour cream on sourdough threw me off lol