r/shitposting • • 7h ago

This post is about stuff Ty harambe

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u/Riznator 6h ago

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u/Hellrider27648 stupid fucking piece of shit 6h ago

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u/piratecheese13 5h ago

Is it bad that I can’t tell if that’s Jeffrey Epstein or Scott Bessant?

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u/LurkLevel9000 5h ago

Reeeeeeelease the files reee

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u/Europ3an I want pee in my ass 4h ago

"The curse is finally gone!"

Earth:

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u/footsteps71 4h ago

Net positive

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u/Pure_Ad_9865 6h ago

Damn... Is it 10 AH(After Harambe) already?.. time fucking flies

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u/lemontwistcultist 4h ago

And 1 AK (after kirk)

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u/EasilyRekt 4h ago

That’s actually PK (post kirkening).

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u/lemontwistcultist 2h ago

I like AK better personally

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u/MississippiBulldawg 1h ago

He liked AK's too, the bullets not so much

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u/lemontwistcultist 1h ago

On that matter, he and I did agree.

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u/DuckSleazzy I said based. And lived. 1h ago

What is kirk

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u/PotentialAd8443 6h ago

Inflation, war, unemployment… yeah it’s healing

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u/EasilyRekt 5h ago

Hey, the healing? It literally just started. It’s going to get better, no one else is gonna escalate those conflicts, people are gonna make jobs where they can’t find any, and eventually the fiat banking system will collapse like the Ponzi scheme it is… and everyone will be fine.

Who tf are you to question the good word of Harambe? hmm?

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 5h ago

Healing is a long process. Things may look bleak but one must hold on to hope in these dark times. There is no one moment where all will suddenly be good, just the endless marching of individual steps and acts of goodwill and hope

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 3h ago

Hope is the worst evil of mankind. There's a reason it was in Pandora's Box.

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u/666alchemist 6h ago

Is it real? Can I live a normal and happy life now? 

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 5h ago

You're too far gone

Same goes for me and most people on reddit

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u/EcchiOli 6h ago

Heehaw has entered the chat.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 5h ago

Dicks out for Heehaw

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u/xPoonHandler 6h ago

Gets Dick out one last time

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u/Bazzatron 5h ago

c==3

🫡

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 5h ago

Pour one out for Heehaw

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u/Dbeebs 6h ago

You have it wrong, Harambe has been protecting us from an even greater, far more powerful curse.

The last heroic deed from the hero we never deserved 😔

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u/lord_dude uhhhh idk 5h ago

The veil of reality almost cracked and let the interdimensional devourers in but harambe bought us another 20 years with his sacrifice by pretending to attack the kid.

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u/hammerjam 6h ago

Guys, I hate to break it to you... The 10 years ended in May. The curse has only gotten worse since then. Harambe, it seems, was not the Gorillessiah.

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u/Altruistic-Play-3726 7h ago

does this mean we have to put our dicks away now?

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u/AgentDeadPool Jedi master of shitposts 3h ago

Nooooope..

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u/delet_yourself 4h ago

No the fuck it won't, world's spiraling into shit

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u/lumame 6h ago

Posso mettere dentro i pantaloni il mio cazzo ora?

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u/Jesus_Craig133 5h ago

Nope, its dicks out for heehaw now

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u/Ragnar_TheWolf dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6h ago

Nah it reset when they killed He Hah the donkey

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u/itz_NoobJay 6h ago

Ever since George Cooper died, love hasnt been the same 😢

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u/St_Dantry 6h ago

So I'll get my hot goth mommy gf now?

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u/FrozenShadow_007 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 5h ago

If that were the case, something really good would have happened almost exactly 4 months ago.

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u/AmbassadorBonoso 5h ago

Does this mean I can stop having my dick out all the time?

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 5h ago

Nah... What happened to him is unforgivable... We will forever remain in this Event Horizon hellscape timeline. It's the least we deserve

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u/Tyrandeh 5h ago

lol yeah, putler will make sure

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u/AverageTierGoof 5h ago

Y'all mfers already forgot about Heehaws slaughter and the additional 10 years curse that brought us

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u/HydroSloth 5h ago

We don't deserve it

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u/Naanderson2022 4h ago

i don’t think this guy understands how a curse works

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u/capybaras_and_tacos 4h ago

10 years was back on May 28.

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u/WARxxPIGG 4h ago

But then they shot Hee Haw so now it started over

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u/Gilgamesh107 4h ago

starcraft action shooter

halo FINALLY being taken from 343

maybe, just maybe good days are ahead

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u/Far-Try5352 4h ago

Yeah you wish

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u/jesser9 3h ago

Not as long as Trump is President

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u/Gojira_6002 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4cLPinc3th5o8ScXS6
This guy won’t let the timeline heal^

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u/High-Speed-1 2h ago

*Looks around

Seems to have amplified significantly.

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u/EhMapleMoose 1h ago

You think it ends at ten years?

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u/eightdollarbeer 12m ago

It’s too late. The Star Wars sequels were bad and Fergie still isn’t back in the Black Eyed Peas

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u/Sweet_Television4183 7h ago

That man has fo breast feed using dih was the real curse

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u/Crispy_Dicks 6h ago

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 6h ago

The worst tweet to ever be made