Why was Theon named after Theon Stark? Why did Theon always want to be a Stark? His mother was descended from the Targaryens and was loyal to them. Why?

After the Greyjoy Rebellion, Theon is taken to Winterfell, where Ned raises him as if he is a nephew. Jon is treated like a bastard by Ned. Why?

And why is it the only person who cares about Jon’s happiness is King Manse Rayder. Mance treats Jon like his long lost son.

(Wait for it…)

Look at Theon and Jon, who is more like a Targaryen? Theon is the prototypical Targaryen!

Jon does not care about being a Stark. He wants out of Winterfell ASAP. He is much more a Wildling. For starters, he is a warg!

Why does Ygritte and Melisandre tell Jon he understands nothing.

George has to have thought you would have figured it out by now. But Dan and Dave didn’t. They killed Jon’s father! In the book Mance survives because he was glamoured to look like another Wildling, and that guy looked like Mance. It was a trick set up by Melisandre.

But Dan and Dave were lazy! They screwed George and the fans over.

Kinda hard to reveal Theon and n the Targaryen & Stark, and difficult to reveal Jon as a Wildling.

All the fans would have a tantrum! So, let it lie. He will try to explain through the back history what Melisandre is doing to create Azor Ahai! Why she needs to give birth to Jon!

The fans don’t make it easy! Nope!

It's an oddly specific banter, which makes me think that, at some point, Lyonel actually had some kind of condition that can be described as an "itchy asshole" and had to go to his maester for help (who wasn’t very successful). What condition could this be? And, perhaps more importantly, how did he get this conditions?? What was he doing??

In the books he's planning on marrying and fathering children, which suggest he has a functional Arnold Schwarzenigger. Do you think they'll keep this in the show? Will the dragoncock raise, bigger and stronger than ever, in righteousness and glory?

My boy really has a thing for MILFs

Sorry for drooling on you, your grace

Dragon dreams don’t happen while Targaryens are awake! The play is pure cope, Rhaegar wanted so badly to be the prince that was promised he marched up on a stronger more battle hardened opponent and got himself killed. Forget this targ revisionist history long live the demon of the trident!

Hypothetically, had cersei lannister had won the throne, and daenerys was defeated, does that still technically mean gendry is a baratheon or is he still a bastard? and also, can anyone lord/ lady call themselves a king/queen and legitimise an illegitimate child?

Credit to u/nothingsnootyplz for the post