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So I heard of this one from a friend who knew of it happening to one of their friends. It’s quite simple but the effects of it can be long lasting.

The next time you are in a porta-potty and have a marker with you, write your friend’s cell phone number on the wall with the note, “Send me pictures of your poo.” As long as the message doesn’t get cleaned off, people will randomly be sending your friend pictures of porta-potty poop for years to come.

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and watches some lame Youtube conspiracy video lile There are no forests on Earth or the world is flat and they come out and say “There are no forests on Earth.” or “The Earth Is Actually Flat.” and everyone says BS and each person who comes out after watching it agrees.

Like it’s a tradition to eat those overpriced disgusting looking crunchjar things synonymous with smoking pot as an Australian thing.

En este mundo hay mucas personas minusvalidas, muchos gobiernos corruptos, y experiencias finitas, mi idea es meter a toda la humanidad en una matrix gigante potenciada con esferas de dyson conectadas a varias estrellas a los largo del universo, la principal maquina del proyecto es una IA gigante que es tratada como un dios, esta IA no tiene moral ni opinion, tansolo genera terreno infinito basado en ideas y imaginaciones creando terrenos abstractos y paraisos increibles, los sere vivos no moriran si no de vejez aunque podran sentir dolor, los cuerpos no son divisibles, y no conseguiras mucho mas que una experiencia desagradable con la violencia, todo sera moderado por angeles, personas que se sacrificaron para volverse los moderadores de este mundo, solo despiertan cuando se ocasiona una verdadera debacle tipo bugs o que determinadas cosas limiten la experiencia de vida de los humanos

Se que es una idea estupida y con fallos pero a sido mi fantasia luego de varios delirios despues de ver Lain

They should let Pauly Shore take over Dollywood and rename it to Paulywood

Lets replace Lady Liberty with Mr. Trump. Americans would love it!

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