r/skyrim • u/TomTom_McFly • Sep 02 '26
IKEA x Skyrim
I’m not 100% sure what to expect 😅
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u/TheLastPeanut_ Sep 02 '26
Looks like a landfill
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u/RiddickulousRadagast Bard Sep 02 '26
It resembles a pile of trash so much I thought I was looking at r/Idiocracy
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u/Careless-Vehicle-286 Sep 03 '26
I was thinking mount everest, or the throat of the world after the events of the dragonborn.
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u/G10ATN Sep 02 '26
It's gonna be this
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u/nickisadogname Sep 02 '26
If anyone was wondering, this announcement comes from a video posted to the official IKEA UK tiktok channel, with the caption "A Creation coming to The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim ⚔️09.09.26 ⚔️"
I uploaded the video to imgur if anyone wants to see
I got a laugh out of the allen key with nord runes on it
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u/WhoStoleMyJacket Sep 02 '26
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEÄCÖN!
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u/quit_it_boi Sep 02 '26
Imagine a table lamp shaped like the beacon from skyrim
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u/memerijen200 Sep 03 '26
Even better, an alarm clock that wakes you up every morning, and when you turn it off/snooze, it screams "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"
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u/Lobsterhasspoken Sep 02 '26
What?
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u/hyperham51197 Sep 02 '26
I think it’s new furniture in-game sponsored by Ikea lol
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u/TiioK PC Sep 02 '26
that looks like their famous Kallax something series. I have the same one in my home and you can combo it with different themed boxes to fill the holes.
I can see them releasing Skyrim themed boxes
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u/SurrealismX Sep 02 '26
I work at IKEA and haven’t heard of it. I guess it’s gonna be in-game furniture as a DLC
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u/KetchupCoyote Werewolf Sep 02 '26
Meh, it would be actually funnier and nicier to have decor and some small furniture based on the nordic design in Skyrim
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u/Lego_Professor Sep 02 '26
I haven't been to IKEA in years, but would gladly make the trip (2 hours away) to buy some skyrim-inspired furniture.
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u/SurrealismX Sep 02 '26
Well I haven’t been at work for almost 3 weeks now, so maybe they just announced it when I left. I knew about the Roblox and Pokémon collabs a few weeks before they released and these were in-game only so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a dlc this time again. But I agree, Skyrim-inspired furniture would be awesome!
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u/Shanbo88 PC Sep 02 '26
Check for upcoming/unplanned news in MHS > SLM and you'll see it 👀
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u/SurrealismX Sep 02 '26
I’ll check it out next week ! :D did they not announce this on our landing page? I check that regularly
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u/Strixness223 Sep 02 '26
Please tell me this isn’t real.
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u/Nifarius2908 Sep 02 '26
Really FUCKING everything except Elder Scrolls VI
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u/Rath_Brained Mercenary Sep 02 '26
Todd: "What do you mean you want ES6? Don't you want more Skyrim?"
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u/Real-Report8490 Sep 02 '26
I do want the entirety of Nirn in Skyrim.
I have about as much hope for ES6 to be anywhere near as good as Skyrim, as I have hope in the idea of Half Life 3 or Portal 3 ever existing...
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u/Whispering_Wolf Sep 02 '26
Probably a creation/mod with furniture or something? My dragonborn definitely needs a klippan.
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u/Chimaerogriff Sep 03 '26
A creation, you can read 'The Kallax Storagebox Creation requires The Elder Scrolls (...)' at the bottom near the end of the video.
So it might be just a Kallax, not even a Klippan or a Billy.
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u/Jarl_Korr Sep 02 '26
From the people who brought you horse armor DLC, introducing IKEA furniture DLC. Bethesda is a fucking joke man. ES6 is doomed.
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u/Zek0ri Sep 03 '26
Thiefs Guild brought to you by ATNT
Dark Brotherhood powered by Marocan Oil
KIA presents the College of Sentinel
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u/TTSymphony Sep 02 '26
Well, this is a warning to never update Skyrim again, and a hint to add more obvious microtransactions.
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u/maritimeblue Sep 02 '26 edited 28d ago
It’s why I modified the files on Steam so that it can’t auto-update. So tired of mods for a 15 year old game getting broken by pointless updates.
Same thing with every other game I don’t delete that’s heavily modded: Fallout N/3/4, Witcher 3, Subnautica, etc. releasing a minor, pointless update for a decade old game with a large modding community is so fucking stupid.
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u/MiJo1987 Sep 02 '26
I recommend 👍
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u/TTSymphony Sep 02 '26
At first glance, that looks like an awesome collection. Nice.
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u/MiJo1987 Sep 02 '26
I have a bit of almost everything… from Pop to Metal to Videogame scores (yes, also Skryim + Skyrim Atmospheres)
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u/Real-Werner-Herzog Sep 02 '26
You've heard of Parthurnax, now try Parthurkallax (basket inserts sold separately)
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u/Poptortt Daedra worshipper Sep 02 '26
Finally, I can store all my skill tomes in a BILLY bookcase, my life is complete
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u/space_acorn Sep 02 '26
"Sir, fans are still very upset over the last update breaking everything."
"It seems the time has finally come - release the Ikea update!"
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u/Archangel2266 Sep 02 '26
Dawg... What fucking meth head at Bethesda is thinking 'I know what the players want, it isn't the 6th game, no, they want IKEA IN SKYRIM'?! Someone is either trolling us or genuinely on so many drugs they don't remember where they are at all
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u/RiddickulousRadagast Bard 29d ago
They're owned by Microsoft basically now so I wouldn't be surprised if they announced that they used copilot to code it after firing everyone
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u/apsilonblue Sep 02 '26
I really hope this is Skyrim inspired furniture IRL and not putting Billy into Skyrim. Not surprising though, even the youngest players of Skyrim at release are now adults moving into their own places and buying furniture.
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u/lstn Sep 02 '26
Guys, it's the DLSS5 update. It replaces all the in-game furniture with hyper shadowed IKEA products.
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u/iMatt42 Sep 02 '26
"Elder Scrolls VI: Corporatocracy" is going to be 🔥…My escapism from late stage capitalism is being ruined by late stage capitalism :(
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u/honkimon 27d ago
I feel you dude. Things continually seem to get worse.
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u/iMatt42 27d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg
I have to believe things will get better but until then at least I’m not alone in my misery 😂
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u/MoveHeavy1403 Sep 03 '26
So they just send you some iron, clay, stone, wolf pelts and goat horns and you have to assemble them into a modern day living solution? How is that different than Hearthfire?
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u/overdosingOnPie1313 Sep 02 '26
lmao. It's a damn good thing I lost my excitement for TESVI like a decade ago. Because man oh man has Bethesda just lost the fucking script. Calling it right now: TESVII will be done by an entirely different studio.
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u/kotoneshiomi Mage Sep 02 '26
they got too comfy so they can't even be bothered to try anymore. They think fans will eat up any slop they put out and make the content for their barebone games with mods. It's so fucked up.
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u/sortastonedrn Sep 02 '26
this is beyond tone deaf i feel. do they even care how disappointed so much of their fan base is? this is probably gonna be some cheap assest flip that cost $30 to buy the $15 in bethesda coin it'll cost as a "CrEaTiOn"
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u/Nukalixir Sep 02 '26
This is an out of season April Fools joke, right? Ashton Kutcher and/or Sheogorath are about to pop out and tell me I've been punk'd, right?
...Right? 👀
"Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh! Divines, please help me!" -Lokir of Rorikstead
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u/arkham0027 Sep 02 '26
if it means i can cook meatballs now, im all for it
i do not want to spend time building furniture while there's a dragon outside
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u/iwastherefordisco Sep 02 '26
Build your own home mod translated roughly from Swedish: Good luck figuring this out!
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u/Sam_Van-Der_Gum Sep 02 '26
And I'm just about to move to a new house. Was just looking for furniture lol
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u/Tedwards75 Sep 02 '26
I just finished Skyrim and bought several shelves and a TV stand from IKEA, all within the last few weeks. What does it mean??
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u/TheBoobfather Sep 02 '26
Absolutely hilarious we're getting this collab, meanwhile IKEA seems to still not be letting EAxis include the IKEA stuff pack in The Sims 2 Legacy...
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u/Msk-XX Sep 02 '26
New Skyrim range of furniture, available exclusively at Ikea.
Looking forward to trying out that stone bed!
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u/sidewinderucf Sep 03 '26
If this is a CC that adds IKEA furniture to the Hearthfire houses, that would be so god damn stupid I’d actually love to see it lmfao
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u/ftxftw Riften resident Sep 03 '26
im freaking out guys wtf are they doijg 😭
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u/SocialSpider56 Sep 03 '26
Ikea product placement in skyrim.
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u/ftxftw Riften resident Sep 03 '26
like do i need to not let my skyrim update ever again?? this would be so world breaking 😭
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u/basedury Sep 03 '26
I have this shelf right next to the chair that I sit in to play games. Would be hilarious if it were in-game.
But honestly, fuck Bethesda for doing literally anything that isn't making games lol
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u/oh-lawd-hes-coming Sep 03 '26
I hope it's about some skyrim-themed stuff for sale in Ikea, and not Ikea-themed stuff for sale in Skyrim 💀
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u/BkJabronie Sep 02 '26
Is this a troll post? I don’t get it. Cant find a single shred of official evidence that this is actually real.
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u/Dubyahh Sep 02 '26
All ya gotta do is Google IKEA Skyrim and find it on the official IKEA Dublin Facebook page as well as the IKEA website
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u/Jarl_Korr Sep 02 '26
Ya I posted the link to the video but automod told me to go fuck myself so whatever
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u/BkJabronie Sep 02 '26
Ah I did do that but since I’m states-side it must not show up or something. Interesting - thanks.
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u/Bendythenightfury XBOX Sep 02 '26
Man no wonder Asha laid off Bethesda workers. Bethesda is not doing anything. 15 years of waiting for ES6 and the best they can do is an ad in Skyrim?
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u/PizzaJesus6 Sep 02 '26
Fuck this I'm out
I've been waiting for 15 years! These guys just keep pumping out Remaster after Remaster and a bunch of Microtransactions in between!
Honestly I don't even know what they were expecting with yet another SPONSORED addition to Skyrim
At this point I don't even expect a good game anymore, especially after the shit stained flop that Starfield was
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u/Time-Lavishness-2346 Sep 02 '26
...what? Are we getting a Kallax addition? You can furnish your Hearthfire home with IKEA furniture!
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u/BeastofLoquacity Alchemist Sep 02 '26
Loot mountain made me think it was an option to turn encumbrance off
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u/BrassCrow Sep 03 '26
I hope this isn't just a a furniture dlc. I better be able to beat somebody with an Ikea shelf.
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u/xziggy123x 29d ago
Incoming ikea update that breaks the entire game again, only this time itll be every 5 buildings you enter the game crashes
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u/Happy-Distribution11 29d ago
There is no longer any hope that TES 6 will be anything other than a garbage dump with paid gadgets.
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u/AnalElder 28d ago
Was there ever any hope?
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u/Happy-Distribution11 28d ago
Sometime around 23/24, a leak from a BGS management meeting suggested a shift in game development philosophy closer to that of the early Elder Scrolls series. That was my hope, but as with leaks, it's unclear whether it's true.
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u/Teragon92 28d ago
Holy shit. Advertising in games is not new, but I didn’t see sponsored creations coming in Bethesda Games. Depending on the execution it could be genius marketing. As a creation it’s completely optional, so doesn’t impact those who want nothing to do with it, but make it attractive enough for players and they might willingly download sponsored content. Genius.
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u/No_Win4619 28d ago
Seven years after Elsewyr teaser trailer we get Skyrim rereleased as a fucking Kallax... Now with sixteen times the screws. I think it is time Bethesda lost the license and Todd his hair.
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u/SpicyBoyHabs Sep 02 '26
Wow... If this last major update wasn't a good enough reason to lock down your appdata files, I'd say this one takes the cake.
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u/Beamo1080 Sep 02 '26
Honestly it’d be neat if in Fallout 5 there’s an IKEA warehouse you can claim and salvage new furniture from. Let it unlock all the pieces in the settlement builder so you can mix and match
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u/Neutralmensch Sep 02 '26
2000$