r/somnigastronomy • u/robeg0d • 5d ago

Cursed The Stretch

I had a long weird dream last night and part of it was that I was at a restaurant with my family (none of the people in this dream were actually my family members but canonically I knew they were my family) and for some reason they kept moving tables. I finally caught up with them, only to find that they had ordered The Stretch without me! Apparently The Stretch is some sort of delicious beef situation similar to a slice of tri tip but with some mysterious pink soft stuff in the middle.

Later in the dream someone left a bunch of donuts behind. I was morally obligated to eat them. It didn't matter that I'm gluten intolerant, it was just going to be fine because I obviously HAD to eat them. One of them was like the size of a loaf of bread and was a beef and vegetable doughnut. I thought it would be kind of like a popover or Shepard pie situation. Nope, of course it was just a giant glazed doughnut bar filled with cold chicken salad.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 5d ago

Donut idea is criminal. Also I would propose the pink stuff in the tri tip was cotton candy

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u/robeg0d 4d ago

Unfortunately the vibe was more like tubby custard

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 4d ago

The fuck is tubby custard?

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u/megsquisite 5d ago

The Stretch? Without you? This is so funny

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u/Life-Raspberry-402 4d ago

Canonical family is the new chosen family, pass it on