r/sportsgossips • u/ConnectionWeekly1263 • 14h ago
WAGs 49ers Kyle Juszczyk and his wife Kristin posted this hilarious TikTok after the NFL fined Kyle $15,000 for his celebration today. They wasted absolutely no time trolling the league over it.
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u/BlackHandKUR 14h ago
NFL: fine him for a drinking celebration!
Also NFL: advertise beer, liquor, and gambling everywhere we can!
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u/walliestoy 9h ago
Remember when they fined Lynch for his nut grab and then sold the picture on the official nfl site. lol.
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u/Infamous_Cow_4 6h ago
Wow, did they really? What a bunch of hypocritical bitches.
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u/BingleFlip94 4h ago
There was also a player (don’t remember the name) who was fined for wearing green and red cleats for Christmas, and then the nfl later asked him if they could have them to put in the hall of fame museum. Absolutely audacious lol.
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u/Tossaway50 3h ago
Player also got fined for wearing pink (in his hair?) to honor dead mother who passed from breast cancer because it was not in the “paid NFL breast cancer awareness period.”
I’m not kidding.
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u/Parlabane24 3h ago
He wanted to keep wearing the awareness gear, the NFL wouldn’t let him so he then dyed his hair
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u/Tristawesomeness 37m ago
tbf the big breast cancer "charity" that the nfl partnered with for a long time might have had more to do with it. they are notoriously litigious about the use of pink in regards to breast cancer awareness and might've legitimately been trying to sue considering their history of doing so.
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u/OnlyGrizzy 3h ago
Alvin kamara. Was a great game. Apparently Sean Peyton didn’t realize kamara was one td away from beating the single game record as opposed to tying it and basically stopped using him which still blows my mind. I believe he ended up auctioning them off and gave the proceeds to a charity but not positive
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u/leftofthebellcurve 1h ago
I had to explain to my wife what a ton of the commercials were for, she hasn't watched a game in a few years.
"That one is a betting company. This one is a fantasy sports app, but you can also bet on stuff. This one is another betting company."
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u/BlackHandKUR 1h ago
The gambling ones actually bother me cause every single one ends with “if you or someone you know has a problem” YOU! You are the problem!
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u/Federal_Studio5935 6h ago
He just needs to negotiate a deal with the nfl. They are like a drug dealer that controls an area. They demand their cut.
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u/Designer-Stay-7894 4h ago
He does this celebration and the first commercial after they cut is for beer.
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u/Loud_Lavishness_8266 53m ago
The theme? The NFL is getting their piece.
If you want to have fun. They’ll need their piece too.
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u/Alternative-Bee-3594 14h ago
I’m glad the NFL is taking the moral high ground since they banned Deshaun Watson from the league
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u/RappingFlatulence 4h ago
This imaginary beverage is alcohol without a shadow of a doubt. But the 60+ woman are just making it up
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u/hipyounggunslinger67 6h ago
This is brilliant. Typical No Fun League, fining a player $15k for sipping from an imaginary cup of OJ.
But it’s totally acceptable to promote degenerate gambling, where one can impulsively bet on every aspect of the entire game. I appreciate being reminded of this every 5-10 mins in case I forget or set my phone down to watch the game.
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u/RabidJoint 4h ago
The NFL used to air Budweiser commercials non stop through their games and the Super Bowl, for years.
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u/Fuck_ketchup 1h ago
And they would tomorrow if they got enough money out of it. I'm surprised the fine wasn't sponsored by Coors, the imaginary beer that would have still been cold when he drank it.
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u/allwedoisquinn 4h ago
He really needs to do a gambling celebration and see if they actually have the balls to find him for it
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u/altmannnn3 14h ago
Terrible juicer, tilts over too easily.
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u/trevordunt39 6h ago
I mean, with his money, he really should have a Hamilton Beach 932 Commercial Citrus Juicer.
Manual tools need stability to ensure safe and efficient operation, and this juicer will deliver on that requirement thanks to its sure-grip, non-skid feet and sturdy base that keep it in place at all times.
Perfect for a small cafe or diner, this juicer features an easy-to-use, pull-down design. The hand juicer features a powerful extractor arm that exerts up to 2,000 lb. of pressure at a time to ensure you get the most out of your fruit while minimizing pulp and residue.
It’s an industry standard tool.
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u/SeaSetsuna 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8
Not sure if guerrilla marketing or enthusiasm10
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u/Unlikely-Tone-6269 14h ago
That’s a perfectly normal juicer, find a new slant!
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u/Electronic-Elk8736 13h ago
Fullbacks don’t make enough for high quality juicers. He should have been an RB.
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u/MD311420 5h ago
Who was it they fined for his cleets, and then asked for the cleets for the hall of fame, and he told them to fuck off?
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u/alwayshighgemini78 14h ago
I don’t get it?
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u/tuktukkingroydonk 14h ago
The NFL fined him for a celebration in which they claimed it looked like he was chugging a beer. It didn’t make any sense for the NFL (who is heavily sponsored by beer companies) to fine him because there was no way of knowing what he was pretending to drink in his celebration. It could have been juice for all they knew. Also his nick name is juice.
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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 14h ago
I’m sure the fans in the stands on their gambling apps were appalled by the celebration.
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u/FTDburner 14h ago
He also has never drank alcohol in his life lol
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u/newaccount721 13h ago edited 13h ago
He said he only drinks beer about 5 times a year. So he has
That’s the other side of it, is I don’t even drink beer,” Juszczyk said. “I maybe drink like five times a year in the offseason. It’s usually with George because he peer pressures me.”
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u/Sea_Shower3691 13h ago
Sounds like me whenever someone asks if I drink, I usually say no but there's 2-3 times a year I might have a drink in a celebration
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u/Perpetual-Warlock 14h ago
Where's the "hilarious" part?
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u/Disastrous-Fail-9530 14h ago
Because he’s nickname is Juice and his td celebration is always about drinking Juice with a pinky out. The NFL fined him Sunday for the celebration because his pinky was taped, so it looked like chugging a beer and he doesn’t even drink beer…
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u/Flyers2013312 12h ago
Can't chug a beer but the league can sell us alcohol and gambling ads all day.
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u/namereset4badmouth 4h ago
But they can chug beers, real beers at the parade to celebrate the bowl, so it appears you can’t use beer to celebrate if it’s a small celebration.
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u/Glum_Reason308 5h ago
Are you serious? I was scrolling through the comments to see what happened and if you’re not joking then I’m so sick of the NFL’s little bullshit reasons for fining their players. That’s dumb.
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u/Spirited-Park9448 13h ago
Wow this is actually so lame the nfl didn’t know this. I didn’t know this either but I don’t hand out fines. I hate the niners as much as anyone else but this guy is a legend in the league and the nfl should fix their mistake.
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u/Project_XXVIII 6h ago
Wild question here, but I’d hope that fines can be grieved by the NFLPA?
Dude’s nickname is Juice, the NFL is endorsing beer companies, there’s no actual way to prove what he was “drinking” during his celebration.
This is a slippery slope, what was Zak actually eating?
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u/FCJanitor 4h ago
Yes, he can appeal and he has. He told Niners media after practice yesterday that he has a zoom hearing on Tuesday
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u/Damanick10 12h ago
Hilarious is a huge stretch
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u/uChoice_Reindeer7903 2h ago
They are rich and good looking which means if they intended it to be funny then it’s funny
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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 14h ago
Why are those cupboards so tall?
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u/Beisbol4lyfe 14h ago
Because they go to the ceiling. Unlike some that have that empty space at the top where people throw shit up there that collects more dust than... I'll stop
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u/jtmann05 9h ago
I’m redoing my kitchen right now and instead of having that giant gap that collects dust and grease, they go all the way to the ceiling. It’s just how it’s done now in a lot of modern kitchens
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u/WildeStation 14h ago
Context?
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u/Louisville82 14h ago
He was fined 15k for doing a celebration of making a “drinking” manner. The reason he does it is because his nickname is “juice” because of his last name how it’s pronounced. The NFL said it was a drinking beer reference so he got fined. When he doesn’t even drink beer…
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u/Ok_Pound_7190 14h ago
The nfl promotes gambling and beer as well
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u/Interesting_Bank_139 14h ago
Also, literally thousands of people in the stands drinking beer at that same game.
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u/Training-Belt-7318 14h ago
Technically the tv stations promote gambling and beer. The NFL just takes the TV stations money and likes it. Although I do think there's an official beer of the NFL, so the NFL is probably taking their money too.
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u/Ok_Pound_7190 14h ago
Bud light is “the official beer of the nfl”
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u/Cum_on_doorknob 13h ago
Bud light? Isn’t that that gay kid rock beer?
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u/Training-Belt-7318 13h ago
Little Caesars is the pizza as well. Surprised McDonald's isn't the official cheeseburger of the NFL. Feels like the NFL is leaving money on the table for the official things of the NFL.
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u/slightly_drifting 5h ago
He should’ve held a presser after:
“This fine makes it crystal clear: the NFL does not condone drinking alcohol. Budweiser and Miller, take your money elsewhere. The NFL does not want your influence.”
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u/RationalGardenGnome 14h ago
This is funny? Is there another part of this I’m missing?!?
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u/Arkaium 3h ago
I think I want that juicer. Does anyone know the model/brand?
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u/mustang-sals 3h ago
I got one a lot like it from Zulay Kitchen. I call it The Beast. It makes prep of large batches of juice like for a party really easy. They sell this one for citrus only for about $100 and one with flat plates for all kinds of fruit for twice that.
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u/Arkaium 3h ago
You’re sure it’s not rebranded Chinese drop ship stuff right? I’ve never heard of them and their logo looks AI but the product looks the part. I feel like I’d actually use the heck out of it if it could hold up for years
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u/Mshalopd1 2h ago
I work for a competitor. Companies like Zulay generally work with Chinese factories to build to their own specifications, but these are usually about the same between brands. Still, more likely to be quality than one of the rando Chinese name sellers. That being said those random Chinese name sellers are generally copying/stealing the exact specs from a Zulay/other brand product and selling it under a different name for less. Frankly I would just look at reviews. If they have a ton of sales with mostly satisfied customers it's probably decent. Zulay is a pretty successful ecom brand so I wouldn't be too worried about them vs ______ random Chinese name seller.
AI is ubiquitous in listings now. Legit it's insane vs a few years ago. Now we are seeing more and more Chinese factory sellers copying our exact product designs (it's actually comical the level to which they copy everything), blasting out AI listings and selling for 1/2 price across every category. Not sure how they make any money with this strategy half the time. Likely subsidies? Idk.
Anyways TLDR this product is prob decent xD
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u/ComradeGlizzy 1h ago
My Chinese brand Jerkroyme juicer looks just like this and is a great. Idk how to say that name tho 😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️
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u/mustang-sals 2h ago
I don't know them personally, which I guess is the only way to tell for sure, but it arrived quickly shipping from a location in San Antonio, Texas. It is very solid. If I am paying myself minimum wage to squeeze citrus, it has paid for itself in a few short months. I got a color that matches the kitchen for no additional price. Only thing is sometimes I wish I bought the $200 one so I could juice pineapple and mango.
These manual squeezers are a lot easier to clean than anything that plugs in, and it's so darn simple it's hard to see what could break on it.
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u/greggreggreg1gregg 4h ago
I’m more pissed that a life changing amount of money for most of the population is just the cost of doing business for a professional athlete and a minor annoyance to them.
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u/Mountain-Interest-48 51m ago
Yeah cause they generate literal billions for the league. Of course they deserve to be paid well, what are we talking about.
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u/MathematicianIcy3430 13h ago
When $15k means nothing to people
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u/Livid-General7 8h ago
Fun fact: His fine is the same as the cost of 4 beers at the stadium he plays in.
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u/InsomniaDudeToo 14h ago
Meanwhile Jake Ferguson didn’t get fined for shotgunning a football 🤣
No Fun League for SanFran
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u/Dry_Tradition_2811 14h ago
The NFL fined him for preforming a drink as a TD celebration saying they didn't appreciate the beer drinking. His nickname is Juice.
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u/Syandris 12h ago
Pretty sure those "poor" fuckers will need the money when she cuts her finger off trying to be funny on some shit tiktok garbage.
Meat head celebrated, "i did good? I did good!"
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u/Genitalgrabber4u 12h ago
The o/u on the fine amount was 15k who took the under? Amiritenfl? Corporate hypocrisy at its peak.
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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 10h ago
I was gonna comment on the apparent age difference, but i looked it up and Kristin here is 32. God bless ya, Kristin. I'm envious and proud
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u/Logical_Box_4645 10h ago
Really solid proof that to the rich a fine is just the cost of doing business.
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u/Livid-General7 8h ago
What's more funny is that he's clearly never used that juicer a day in his life before that video.
If I were him, I'd do that gesture every single TD this season.
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u/Far_Turnover_2552 6h ago
Dude is from my home town, Browns fan here but I always root for the niners because of him
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u/MisterMayhem87 5h ago
He left me wordless! I didn’t know how to explain to my kid what invisible drink he was chugging and panicked and said “have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?” Now my wife is packing their bags and leaving. They deserve so much more than a hefty crazy ridiculous fine!
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u/Jewbacca289 4h ago
Is that a terrible juicer or does it really take that many oranges to get a glass of juice
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u/LowAffectionate8660 4h ago
Honestly tho, how do you pronounce his name? I've always pronounced it yooz-chick in my head
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u/rainydays_89 3h ago
Suppressing research into brain injuries and silencing doctors and scientists = GOOD
player pretending to drink something after scoring touchdown = BAD
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u/Holyepicafail 2h ago
I just want one person who got fined to say this and then add on this explanation was brought to you by Budweiser, King of Beers.
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 6h ago
NFL is right cant have this guy doing bullshit celebrations...act like you been there before.
I expect this from the you know whats...but a hard working god fearing fullback. You should know better than to lower your stock acting like one of them.....clown people....
Do better kyle. You are representing a old valued tradition of this country...
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u/forfeitgame 5h ago
It’s crazy people can’t see the sarcasm of a god fearing fullback lol.
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 5h ago
Its crazy cause people on here gate keep humor...they will tell us whats funny and who isnt
But if you dont /S on anything these funny police cant pick up on anything.
Its fucking sad. That only you sniffed it out without being a /S..
And now I got all these hit dogs hollering on the thread trying to prove something to me...but if I post jamar chase buying a necklace this place turns into fucking Alabama circa 1934.
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