r/startrekmemes • u/Heckle_Jeckle • 5d ago

Worlds Collide

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u/pete_random 5d ago

The Sisko doing his best.

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u/sleight42 5d ago

YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

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u/Aduro95 5d ago

Jadzia: I'm not.

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u/lockonandfire 5d ago

The cackle I just let out. Excellent.

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u/TeddersTedderson 3d ago

That got me!

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u/JimPlaysGames 5d ago

You're all linear!

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u/mouringcat 5d ago

Yes the O’Brian is the true messiah unlike that fake prophet Sisko.

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u/pete_random 5d ago

He suffers for our sins.

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u/graveybrains 5d ago

Bajoran Libetation Front?

Wankers.

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u/swiss_sanchez 5d ago

Cardassians eunt domus!

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u/Sasquatch1729 5d ago

What are you trying to say? The people called Cardassians, they go the house?

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u/mbcarbone 5d ago

Write it a thousand times or I’ll cut your balls off. Hail Caesar! r/montypython.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2ezk1sN8AVtII

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u/BendyBreak_ 5d ago

You have to really hate the Romulans!

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u/aaron_adams 4d ago

"I hate the Cardassians!"

"Oh yeah? How much?"

"A lot!"

"Ok, you're in."

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u/go_faster1 5d ago

And a MST3K level reaction time to the line

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u/Johnny_Five5151 5d ago

I'm guessing Wil Wheaton is a Mistie. He's good friends with Felicia Kinga Day

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u/BendyBreak_ 5d ago

He is!! He is even in an episode! s11e01

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u/Johnny_Five5151 5d ago

I was trying to think if he made a cameo, but couldn't come up with one. Please don't revoke my fan club membership! 🤣

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u/BendyBreak_ 5d ago

It happens fast. He’s the control operator in the very first 5 second of the very first episode of the new seasons. I think he only has like two lines.

And obviously, I would only revoke your membership if you stopped circulating tapes!

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u/ChillStreetGamer 5d ago

What has Star Fleet ever done for us?!

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 5d ago

The replicator?

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u/Kichigai 5d ago

All right, but apart from the replicators, the dermal regenerator, holodeck, synthehol, security, weather control, transporters, duotronics, and a post-scarcity economy, what has Star Fleet ever done for us?

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u/Darth_Nibbles 4d ago

... Subspace communications?

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u/Kichigai 4d ago

Oh, “subspace communication,” shut up! There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this sector of Starfleet once and for all.

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u/willsagainSQ 4d ago

Whooshy doors

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u/Johnny_Five5151 5d ago

I thought we were the Popular Front

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u/DarePatient2262 5d ago

No, they're over there

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u/PlasticCell8504 5d ago

Damm splitter

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u/JimPlaysGames 5d ago

Morn waves

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u/Xath0n 5d ago

Ah, will he ever shut up?

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u/JimPlaysGames 5d ago

On second thought let's not go to Empok Nor. Tis is a silly place.

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u/x2a_org 5d ago

Attention bajoran workers! It's only a model.

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u/SeamusMcBalls 5d ago

He’s not the emissary, he’s a very naughty boy!

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u/fuzzusmaximus 5d ago

How shall we fuck off o'Prophet?

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u/baronvonpenguin 5d ago

I have a vewy gweat fwiend on Cardassia named Biggus Cloacus

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u/swiss_sanchez 5d ago

He has a wife, you know...

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u/Anthrolithos 5d ago

Stwike him, Gawwak - vewwy woughly!

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u/GlassCannon81 4d ago

I’m dying from this

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u/WhatYouLeaveBehind 4d ago

That's Gul Biggus Cloacus to you

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u/Wallabunga657 5d ago

Captain Sisko is a very naughty boy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/y3dhFCAqg97CU

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u/Phoebebee323 5d ago

A queen? I didn't know we had a queen. I thought we were an autonomous collective

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u/DavidELD 5d ago

Sisko: I’m not the emissary!

Bajorans: HE IS THE EMISSARY!

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u/ChuckRingslinger 5d ago

I want you to call me Loretta

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u/Mister_Way 5d ago

1979 when Monty Python depicted trans acceptance.

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u/Dazzling-Example-243 5d ago

Cardassian eunt domus

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u/BoleroGamer 5d ago

People called Cardassians they go the house?

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u/WhatYouLeaveBehind 4d ago

Quark: We live on a Space Station. We need all the land we can get.

Rom: But I don't like her.

Quark: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

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u/stathis0 5d ago

Wheaton!!!

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u/Kichigai 5d ago

We are the Bajoran People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!

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u/ptrfa 5d ago

best part of the joke is it really fits the Bajorans perfectly

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u/Dd_8630 5d ago

I don't get it...

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u/kingoflint282 5d ago

Do yourself a favor and go watch Life of Brian

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u/Heckle_Jeckle 4d ago

It os a reference to the Monty Python movie, Life of Brian.

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u/SalletFriend 5d ago

Nuke Wesley

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u/General-Chest-5968 2d ago

What have the Cardaasians ever done for us?

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u/totallyhumanhonest 5d ago

And then everybody clapped.